Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

His degree is a writing degree, not a literature degree.

The first required class in his "writing" degree at SMSU is "Critical Approaches to Literature". Half the required classes for the degree (Technically an English Degree with an Emphasis in Creative Writing) are outright literature credits.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

If you are an internet lawyer reading this thread than YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT! Unless you follow these instructions exactly you can face up to 7 years of BAD LUCK!

1. You must praise Cobra`s magic.
2. You must review this self defense footage on your show like it's the Rittenhouse shooting. https://youtu.be/wnJuor9TtRM?si=ODpzoEvQA-4FwrZ5
3. Send this post to 3 other lawtubers.

Be sure to not BREAK THE CHAIN or you will have 7 years of BAD CUCK!

 

[AnOminous]

"Star witness". Is this guy a Rackets balldo guzzler? The star witness on Rekieta´s case are the cops who found vast amounts of drugs, unsecured weapons, spent ammo and an 8yo that was exposed to cocaine.

And possibly the church people if they call them. Godly Scandinavians versus cuck demon.

Aaron has prior convictions and a record. The most recent is for almost exactly this same offense and violating the conditions of it.

The dude should seriously find a better county to be an irl chudjak in.

 

[Sweet Baby Kayla]

Aaron will be VINDICATED. “Non consentual” is not a word, and therefore Aaron was charged with a non-existent crime. These fake charges must be dropped, and he cannot be charged again, due to double jeopardy.

Source: Balldo and Barnes, in an alternate world where they are Aaron’s lawyers

 

[repentance]

Sounds more like a-logger of Aaron Imholte's children these days.

And you just know that's going to result in kiwis digging very deep into Melton.

Those are just some of a plethora of different things Melton jokes about to elicit a “tough guy” reaction from Aaron.

Aaron, who again, discusses his own children, by their names, on his show.

I hope for his sake that he's as good at taking it as he is at dishing it.

 

[Desktop User2]

Sounds more like a-logger of Aaron Imholte's children these days.

Seems like DIck already found his new co-host, he is even faggy/predator looking like Vito, most of his smooth-brained audience wouldn´t even notice they are different people.
Heck, Melton even made a fat joke towards Aaron´s daughter but he was also disgusted by the fact she was an icky GIRL and he is more into teenage BOYS muscly body.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

And you just know that's going to result in kiwis digging very deep into Melton.

Seems like he wants to be another heel persona like Ethan Ralph so you'd just be giving him what he wants. Just another outrage farmer looking for hate-clicks.

The only way to hurt clowns like this is just to ignore them completely.

 

[Guntkvd]

I don't think this song was posted here. This fat chomo deserves his own thread.

https://soundcloud.com/nobodylikesonions/the-matador-remake-by-wilbur

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Anyone got experience in merchandizing?

 

[not william stenchever]

protect wahmen
let canada annex mn, then take it back along with the rest of the far north

I propose that we Trade MN for Alberta. But the Albertans don't get to vote because they are still irrevocably Canadian

 

[Gay Mouth]

I don't think this song was posted here. This fat chomo deserves his own thread.
https://soundcloud.com/nobodylikesonions/the-matador-remake-by-wilbur

Vile. This is proof enough he's a pedophile. Jokes are supposed to be funny, and if you think child rape is funny, you might be interested in child rape. Pizza saddam you're a chomo defender, you consort with and enjoy child abuse

 

[The Internet Dick]

because he's dealing with an evil vindictive faggot who will use everything Aaron did or will do to destroy Aaron's life forever.

I find myself unmoved by Aaron Imholte's prospective ruination. When he was a member of that alcohol- and drug-fueled polycule and happily banging Rekieta's wife and snorting Rekieta's coke, not so much as a word of concern or peep of protest out of him regarding the well-being of the children living in that house. He deserves whatever punishment he gets.

Speaking of punishments, the Romans had the Poena Cullei, penalty of the sack, where the condemned would be sewn inside a big leather bag full of rats and cats and then thrown into the Tiber. I bring it up because I can easily imagine the four of them bitching at each other all the way down.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Small world? Or blood relations (how common is a surname like Melton, especially in Tampa?)

The NLO guy (Patrick ALAN Melton) is from Tampa.
There's currently a Patrick LOUIS Melton on the sex offender registry in Tampa.
The resemblance is uncanny .
Is there a mutual creepy uncle who molested these Patricks into growing up as pervs, or are you genetically predisposed to be a nonce with a name like Patrick Melton?

Link:

https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=70846

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I found this fanart someone made for him in 2019. the weak chin, the bulbous gross nose, smug but also looking like he has down syndrome. its perfect in ways the artist obviously never meant it to be. If only he was holding a glass of milk and not booze, this would be my new avatar.

 

[repentance]

Seems like he wants to be another heel persona like Ethan Ralph so you'd just be giving him what he wants. Just another outrage farmer looking for hate-clicks.

The only way to hurt clowns like this is just to ignore them completely.

Half the people with threads here are attention-seekers. It's not sufficient reason to ignore them.

 

[kurosawa]

Who does Nick hate the most out of his naysayers (behind Null and the Farms as the #1 most hated)?

Definitely Sean. He has been counted as a Voluntary Member. Question is whether he's also a Denny's Menu Fan, that's an unforgivable combination.

Spoiler: I'm wondering whether the party will ride from Helm's Balldosdeep.

Carnie Barker Barnes - has to keep up that grand conspiracy angle that has the potential to go to the Supreme Court.
Viva - just as he's a non-practicing attorney, he seems to be a non-commentating commentator.
Joe - can always reiterate for the millionth time how Nick is a great father and husband.
Juju the Cow - I'm not able to translate the Martian language as relayed in Mars Attacks.
Vito the Pedo - too busy in the goongoblin caves.
Ragepig - can go on another truffle hunting expedition, surely these broke dick farmers have some truffles. Just has to avoid Aaron and his boxing ring farm. Plus there's Steel Toe Morning Toe wraiths lurking on every road to Helm's Balldosdeep.
King Balldo - has the Barneswalker and above whispering in his ear. "The hour is late and a party comprised of a fat man, ladyboy enthusiast and Denny's menu fans arrive when I know the jerkops and court have no power over me."

Also possible no one rides out from Helm's Balldosdeep. Which would be the smart approach, so I'm going with that's not happening. Also not sure why I started thinking of LOTR.

This is what Melton had to say for himself at the time:

Calling it - Juju the Cow has his next cohost if he decides to drop Vito the Pedo. Both are fat fucks with what seems to be the same proclivities but PattyMelt has the added bonus of a lazy eye. Problem is he had to move to Las Vegas since he could no longer afford living in LA (and I suspect his fat gf/fiance is the one who floated some of the money for his house).

That's fucking vile. That's worse than some of Vaedophile's jokes because none of those were directed towards a specific child. Is this guy a nonce? He needs a thread.

Considering what I've watched/read just researching him half the morning I'm convinced he is one. Picked a random stream and he's talking about his neighbor's kids. Then an audience member reminded him of a "joke" he made back in the 00s about wanting to have kids so he could SA them. Only part I agree with is the last statement in the first video.

I don't think this song was posted here. This fat chomo deserves his own thread.

(A) I'm not sure if its the same version as on his site since its behind a paywall but I archived the references to it. (Ghost for some reason isn't loading) I'm fairly convinced he is what he's stating he is.

Spoiler: Mp3 here - NSFL/NSFW, will make you want to vomit.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

Patrick Melton is also an A-logger of Aaron Imholte, not Nick Rekieta.

I don't know how fucking retarded you guys have to be to be passionate about A-logging Aaron Imholte of all people.

What kind of name even is Melton anyway, it sounds like what you'd say to someone having a meltdown

Probably another impotent, melt on sounds like the opposite of a hard on. They can bond over that with Nick.

 

[Desktop User2]

I don't think this song was posted here. This fat chomo deserves his own thread.

https://soundcloud.com/nobodylikesonions/the-matador-remake-by-wilbur

Mr. Girl was less on the nose...

 

[not william stenchever]

Helm's Balldosdeep

The CuckHold.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kevin Brennan has been lambasting Nick and Melton on his livestream and is still going. “Nick is a scumbag. He is literally human garbage.”

https://www.youtube.com/live/24_zZTvZyuU