Debate nonce shield SaddamLanza on the ethics of a fat a-log "joking" about child rape

[repentance]

You're claiming the guy who makes "jokes" about "massaging children until they climax" isn't a pedo?

You just don't understand his edgy style of humour, I guess. /sneed

 

[SaddamLanza]

“You’re claiming the guy who makes "jokes" about "massaging children until they climax" isn't a pedo?”

That’s right.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Patrick Melton is also an A-logger of Aaron Imholte, not Nick Rekieta.

Sounds more like a-logger of Aaron Imholte's children these days.

 

[Gorton Colu]

But it may “sound like” that from the many melodramatic, wholly uninformed comments trying to crucify some fat podcaster.

He makes pedophilic "jokes." He associates willingly with self admitted pedophiles. Fails the physiognomy check.

Pretty damning. Now how about you go back to averaging 4 posts a year instead of shitting up this thread with your Patrick Melton white knighting?

 

[Captain Manning]

You've been here since 2021 and all but two of your posts have been about the current Rekieta drama. Nick could have declined to answer the question at all.

All but two of his posts were made in 2024 after the Aaron thread went up. He signed up, made one post about Janke, make one post about Redbar, then fucked off until Aaron got a thread.

That's the problem with the Aaron thread. I noticed it attracted a bunch of NLO weirdos/followers who are fixated on Aaron. Melton was one of the reasons I was skittish about having one. I stand by my opinion that Aaron wouldn't even be worthy of a thread but for the fact he ended up in Nick's orbit. It seemed like NOBODY on the Farms cared about Aaron until that happened. I don't even know if he was mentioned on the site at all before 2023.

The unnecessary quotation marks around the word “joke” are an immediate red flag signaling bias.

The use of the word jokes in quotation marks is entirely appropriate because jokes are supposed to be fucking funny, and none of Melton's "jokes" about kids are fucking funny. One need not even get into whether he is a pedo or not to see how using quotation marks there is justifiable. I would have put it in quotation marks regardless.

The speculation by some here now that Melton might be one is driven by YEARS of experience from the Farms monitoring people who have made similar "jokes." Nobody is any mood to hand wave away that shit anymore since it turned out that Amos Yee wasn't fucking joking. It's why nobody is any mood to just trust that Vito was "joking" when he admitted he's a pedo.

I recommend lurking more, or going back to the Steel Toe Boring Show Reddit (or wherever wence thou came).

 

[Desktop User2]

The use of the word jokes in quotation marks is entirely appropriate because jokes are supposed to be fucking funny, and none of Melton's "jokes" about kids are fucking funny

There´s the possibility that dude is concern trolling... if he really cared for Melton he wouldn´t be pushing us to dig deeper. Or he is a retard.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

That’s right.

Are you aiming for a pink triangle or your own thread?

 

[SaddamLanza]

All but two of his posts were made in 2024 after the Aaron thread went up. He signed up, made one post about Janke, make one post about Redbar, then fucked off until Aaron got a thread.

That's the problem with the Aaron thread. I noticed it attracted a bunch of NLO weirdos/followers who are fixated on Aaron. Melton was one of the reasons I was skittish about having one. I stand by my opinion that Aaron wouldn't even be worthy of a thread but for the fact he ended up in Nick's orbit. It seemed like NOBODY on the Farms cared about Aaron until that happened. I don't even know if he was mentioned on the site at all before 2023.


The use of the word jokes in quotation marks is entirely appropriate because jokes are supposed to be fucking funny, and none of Melton's "jokes" about kids are fucking funny. One need not even get into whether is is a pedo or not to see how using quotation marks there is justifiable. I would have put it in quotation marks regardless.

The speculation by some here now that Melton might be one is driven by YEARS of experience from the Farms monitoring people who have made similar "jokes." Nobody is any mood to hand wave away that shit anymore since it turned out that Amos Yee wasn't fucking joking. It's why nobody is any mood to just trust that Vito was "joking" when he admitted he's a pedo.

I recommend lurking more, or going back to the Steel Toe Boring Show Reddit (or wherever wence thou came).

Fair enough.

Joke = “a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter”

Those things were said to cause laughter, literally making them “jokes” by definition.

Individuals were angry bc I pointed out the fact that Melton never doxed Aaron’s children nor their names.

Another fact is that there is not one iota of evidence that Melton is a child predator (bc none exists.)

Just so that it’s not twisted, I will once again maintain my beliefs that:

1.) Nick Rekieta is a genuinely bad person who lies nonstop.
2.) Vito is a pedo.
3.) It was wrong for Melton to have worked with Vito.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nuke Minnesota ten times.

I agree, if we're lucky it'll also irradiate the state enough for finally cure Metokur's canceraids.

If not well, he didn't have that much left anyway.

I wish this whole situation happened in 2016-2017 with the peak of IBS, Skeptic community and The Dick Show. What is now contained in small pockets of the Internet and local Minnesota radio would turn into a maelstrom of drama and hilarity.

Oh buddy, this is just starting, mark my words.

Blame Nick, not Minnesota!

Don't worry, we'll crowdfund you a new house and even include the best iron damaged shower money can afford.

Aaron Imholte publicly discusses his children by name on his show, which is why Melton knows what they are.

“Try to find the address of” what are you referring to?

“i certainly never knew his name”

then you haven’t watched much of The Steel Toe Morning Show.

Where did Rekieta “post” the name? You mean when Nick directly answered the show host’s question in a youtube chat?

Shut the fuck up, Melton.

What kind of name even is Melton anyway, it sounds like what you'd say to someone having a meltdown, "Craig over there is having a Melton over his wife leaving him for Energiiking" the only joke MisterOnions has ever uttered is saying his name out loud.

 

[Nate Higgers]

>3 posts link back to self promotion for the 'Citizen M' channel

If @SaddamLanza is Citizen M, then I want to make it known that he’s a squeaker voiced barely 18 year old who genuinely was brought to tears and made to cry by fucking Podawful’s discord server of all fucking people

EDIT: also yes Citizen M is a big time Patrick Melton/NLO ballwasher, he “got his start” on YouTube by clipping and editing Melton’s streams. He occasionally dips his toes into the Podawful cult but they made fun of him so hard that they allegedly made him cry.

 

[not william stenchever]

If @SaddamLanza is Citizen M, then I want to make it known that he’s a squeaker voiced barely 18 year old who genuinely was brought to tears and made to cry by fucking Podawful’s discord server of all fucking people

Holy shit, suicide would be preferable to such weakness. @SaddamLanza you know what you must do to regain your honor.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Those are just some of a plethora of different things Melton jokes about to elicit a “tough guy” reaction from Aaron.

Aaron, who again, discusses his own children, by their names, on his show.

Aaron doesn't with any regularity.

Let's take the eldest.

In roughly a year on YouTube, his eldest's first name (according to Melton, anyway) was mentioned in relation to a birthday party twice by either Aaron or April; showing her a song was twice mentioned; her asking about Weird Al Yankovic was mentioned; her and April being out somewhere was mentioned. There's a couple other mentions.

I may have missed a few, but it looks like somewhere above a half dozen, maybe a dozen total mentions in a year.

Aaron does 5 shows of roughly 4.5 hours in the morning a week, but one is on Rumble. He also does 3 shows of around 2.5 hours in the evening.

(4*4.5 + 3*2.5) = 25.5 hours a week on YouTube roughly,

That translates into about a thousand hours a year or more on YouTube alone. You would have to watch the show for 100, 150, 200 hours to expect him to speak the name of his eldest daughter even once.

Of course, even if Aaron said their names every day, which he doesn't, it's not a justification IN THE SLIGHTEST to say sick, vile things about them by name. What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[Nate Higgers]

Do we need to consult a global moderator or a forum moderator to bestow @SaddamLanza with his own special pink triangle? I’m assuming it’s a global mod but I don’t know if they would agree that he’s fallen so low to meet the requirements yet.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Aaron, who again, discusses his own children, by their names, on his show.

This is the same type of argument rape apologists make when they say "she was dressed immodestly, therefore she deserved it; the rapist just couldn't help himself".

And that's Melton's problem, it also explains why he's so morbidly obese: he can't help himself, he overindulges in calories and kiddie fantasies.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

The unnecessary quotation marks around the word “joke” are an immediate red flag signaling bias.

Normal people are generally biased against the abuse of children, even as a “joke”, so you’d be correct.

Now get in the Minnesota nuke pen.

 

[Captain Manning]

Another fact is that there is not one iota of evidence that Melton is a child predator (bc none exists.)

Nobody said child predator. They said pedo. Don't move the goal posts.

To be clear, I don't know if Melton is a pedo, or just a fucking idiot edgelord with way too big a hateboner for Aaron (which would make him cringe). I don't accuse people of being pedos willy nilly. It's the most horrible thing in the world to be.

What I will say is that he's rapidly checking off boxes on the sussy-baka list though. Which is not good.

Thus far Melton is:

1. Obsessed with Aaron's kids. To where he refers to them by name every chance he gets.
2. Makes sexually charged "jokes" about the same.
3. Hangs with self-admitted pedo Vito, and pedo sympathizer Juju.
4. Makes sexually charged jokes about children in general.

It's not a good look. He even looks kinda like Vito.

Based on the above, and relevant to this thread, I will also note there is already far more more justification for people to be suspicious (if you don't want to call it evidence, fine) of Melton than Montegraph. Montegraph is the ongoing situation where's there's truly jack shit in evidence.

Maybe if this an issue for Melton he should stop hanging with Vito, and stop making those those shitty "jokes." Probably might be a good idea to stop sucking off Nick too. All of those are liabilities these days.

Of course, even if Aaron said their names every day, which he doesn't, it's not a justification IN THE SLIGHTEST to say sick, vile things about them by name. What the fuck are you talking about?

Also worth pointing out, once again, that nobody here wants to use the names of Nick's kids either. So the evil Kiwi Farms isn't being hypocritical in giving Melton a rash of shit for his behavior.

EDIT: Added #4 to the list above.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

He already is under the story he himself gave the police. Nothing further needed.

Nick has proven again and again that enough is never enough. The verbal beatings will continue until morale improves.

Those kid diddling jokes he started to make are starting to look even more suspicious. Makes me wonder why his favourite daughter was full of coke.

Stop. Please. Let me continue to ignore the looming implications a little while longer with what little hope I have that the stacking circumstantial evidence is wrong in this case.

Considering what I've watched/read just researching him half the morning I'm convinced he is one. Picked a random stream and he's talking about his neighbor's kids. Then an audience member reminded him of a "joke" he made back in the 00s about wanting to have kids so he could SA them. Only part I agree with is the last statement in the first video.

The little giggles he makes as he laughs at his own jokes about luring neighborhood kids into his home with the implication being child rape are creepy as fuck.

@SaddamLanza You are either a bad-faith actor or criminally naive. This faggot sounds like a pedo.

Edit:

Powdered 'Sugar' Dish.

NOW WAIT A GOSH DARNED SECOND. Are you telling me that it's better to store sugar in a dish on your counter at room temperature!?

 

[repentance]

Individuals were angry bc I pointed out the fact that Melton never doxed Aaron’s children nor their names.

He posted her image in a thumbnail. Fuck off with the "just joking" and "didn't dox them" bullshit.

 

[Scan_Lines]

A comedian made jokes, what a crime.

Joke = “a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter”

There's a lot of theories in psychology about where humour comes from and it's purpose.

One theory it's a way to express uncomfortable thoughts or feelings in a way that won't cause any potential targeted aggression.

Another is that jokes are a subconscious revealing of a person's true intentions, desires or feelings.

You may have heard of the saying "There's some truth in every joke." Sayings aren't sayings because they're wrong..

There's a reason some jokes make people uncomfortable.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Jesus I don’t check for a few pages and there’s some Aaron hater running cover for some weird pedo streaming supporting Nick said poster has been promoting