Kellogs

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I'm sure it goes without saying that Dunkaroos, Fruit Gushers, KitKat, Bounty, Reese's and Hungry Man's are also included.

Are they?
 
I had Quaker instant oatmeal for breakfast (Strawberries and Cream) am I now a lolcow, plz hlp
 
Have you seen Eggo waffles? They're flatter than a starving Chinese peasant woman's chest. Disgusting.
 
gotta get those gmos in my body ughguuuuu

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I thought only loony lefties hated GMOs. @Null confirmed for libtard.
 
Kellogg's the breakfast company makes regular food that some people get too uptight about because First World Problems.

John Harvey Kellogg was a definite lolcow, though. You can still hear that fucker moo a century later.
 
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