Concord - robots with pronouns

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Rich Evans Ayypologist said:
Ahh, so you're someone savvy to the fact that ESG has been on the way out since late 2022 in actual business circles, and DEI's been getting slid out since mid-late 2023 once it became apparent that the rates were going to stay high, eh? Yeah, it's hard to afford luxury bullshit when you don't have infinite, free debt anymore.

But that's just not right. Stop getting news about business from insiders and analysts - start getting it from fat guys who get mad on the internet to make a living.
And remember: the more divorces they have under their belt, the better. If it turns out they get busted for coke and child abuse, you know their insight was razor-sharp.

Granted, we'll still see projects that were greenlit back in those glory days of near-zero interest (in 2016, it was starting to trend up, but still <1%) just barely squeaking past the finish-line, but I wouldn't be surprised if we see some more cancellations to come. What's really remarkable about Concord is just how huge of a loss it's turned out to be - and I was already shocked that Sega came to the (prescient) decision to shutter something they'd already dumped, iirc, ~100M into.
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I just find it funny that the big boogie man who haunted /pol/s dreams is losing this hard and is not as scary as they made out and his infinite money printer ran out of gas.
 
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just Reading a post said:
I just find it funny that the big boogie man who haunted /pol/s dreams is losing this hard and is not as scary as they made out and his infinite money printer ran out of gas.
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it didn't "haunt" people's dreams, that's a fucking twitter/reddit narrative. Shit's been losing money forever lmao and the memes about it is tied more to the fact it's shit and the people responsible will continuously fail upwards no matter what due to connections and golden parachutes. No shit the money's going to run out! They're running OFF with what little remains and mooching onto the next thing!

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None. It will be a tax writeoff and never spoken of again.
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This too, lmao. Though that's obvious!
 
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The Lawgiver said:
it didn't "haunt" people's dreams
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I don't know, i had plenty of /pol/ spergs and A&N spastics sperg out at me with blackpill stuff about how it was pointless to fight and any win we got is void, because Fink could turn any win in to a loss with a phone call and his money printer. Go in to the thread on the troon who sunk Bud light during the controversy and you see pages and pages of black pill "Blackrock will bail them out you did not win anything" posts.
 
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just Reading a post said:
I don't know, i had plenty of /pol/ spergs and A&N spastics sperg out at me with blackpill stuff about how it was pointless to fight and any win we got is void, because Fink could turn any win in to a loss with a phone call and his money printer. Go in to the thread on the troon who sunk Bud light during the controversy and you see pages and pages of black pill "Blackrock will bail them out you did not win anything" posts.
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These people are simply glowies. They're trying to bring us down.
 
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Kane Lives said:
Was a shock at the time, but I think Concord's dumpster fire just vindicated the suits over there.

And I think Hyenas had a lot more going for it too, even if it got panned for nostalgia banking.
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Yeah, though if my memory serves, the move to shitcan Hyenas was also well-received by SegaSammy shareholders. In many ways, it might be that for Concord to be so dramatic of a flop, they used Hyenas as an example.

I don't really know enough about Hyenas' gameplay to say if there was anything unique or interesting buried in there. I do know the art style was just as grotesque, but at the same time if you took these weird uggo-realism styles and paired them up with the right kitsch, there might be a secret sauce there. Like a game where all of the characters are ugly, and a wormhole opens into a chinese coomer-gacha dimension or something.
 
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Snake of Diamond said:
Concord fans huh
besides the occasional shill from twitter majority of people have nothing nice to say about this game at all. It doesn't even look hilarious bad it looks painfully dull with nothing interesting to talk unless again you say nothing nice about it.
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Dunking on even the gayest most forced piece of slop isn't fun unless there's someone to ardently defend it. I initially expected everyone to collectively dismiss it as bland trash. Even now, there's no conversation about the actual faults or merits of the gameplay experience, as no one, not even its defenders has played it. At this point, I'm more curious than anything about why such a barebones and feature deficient game took eight years to release but that's a question that won't be getting answered anytime soon.
 
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Yes, Cliffy B. Concord is woke, just like you and some of your games.
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I'm not sure if this is the proper thread to post this in, but given it was posted just a day before Overwatch: Fat Sheboon Edition completely bombed, I thought it'd fit:
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Despite what he claims, nobody can seem to identify just who he is or what games he might have worked on. Like he says, the game industry is infested with sociopaths like him, but it would be nice if people could identify just who this particular rat is.

In a similar vein: https://x.com/GodCloseMyEyes/status/1831068087052812417
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These faggots really do operate on a belief system that amounts to "anything that appeals to straight men causes rape." Ironically a belief rooted in radical feminist thinking, who largely only differ from them on the fact they abhor troons, whereas these freaks worship them and dedicate their careers to appealing to them and increasing their numbers.

Should also mention the modded version of Ashley seems to more resemble the original mode (who's 26 years old.) That obviously won't stop the sexually mutilated offspring of history's greatest pedophiles (gay men) and their enablers from calling you a pedophile for preferring her over the androgynous muttstrosities they routinely turn attractive women into: https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/1825290912680845322
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And for good measure, more footage of Dustborn: https://x.com/GodCloseMyEyes/status/1831052022222909663
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Asian tech support said:
Dunking on even the gayest most forced piece of slop isn't fun unless there's someone to ardently defend it. I initially expected everyone to collectively dismiss it as bland trash. Even now, there's no conversation about the actual faults or merits of the gameplay experience, as no one, not even its defenders has played it. At this point, I'm more curious than anything about why such a barebones and feature deficient game took eight years to release but that's a question that won't be getting answered anytime soon.
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The only people who are defending it are the usual ResetEra/GCJ/leftypol loons. They did not buy it, play it or want it. But they have to defend it, because the CHUDs will get a flawless victory, if they did not show up.
It is why the cope and salt is so funny. They have 0 choice but to defend a game they hate, because Nepenthe and the rest of the commissars have mandated compliance to the party line.
Remember they don't really want to play a game with ugly niggers in it. They truly want the same big tits and skimpy clothes as the chuds. But they gain more pleasure from breaking their enemy's toys, instead of playing with their own.
 
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