I still don't understand how that fat midget pulls any bitches, even the most retarded and degenerate ones.
Piggers Tomlinson couldn’t hang with Phil let alone in the sektur. He’s SOFT—at least as soft as Phil—and completely averse to streaming because his trolls terrify him. He could make crazy money but is too much of a coward. It would be funny to have Ralph press him on politics, though…
Yesterday and today I've seen him doing more of the classic begging, less of the slightly more stylish, less obnoxious king-style begging. He's losing steam for the act, as little effort as it takes.
No, actually it's even funnier. The confusion, according to Phil, was that people expected their superchats to also count towards the goal. But they do NAHT, because tips help the most right now and he gets them right away, okay? So thusly, it had to be renamed to "Kings Tips", to ensure that even the dumbest of KC-tards don't feel mislead.
Easily has to be thinking that having credit is financial freedom. Repeatedly in his life he was paying for trips credit cards (for street fighter), taking thousands out in cash advance on credit cards (to pay out money matches from credit cards), paying for bills on credit cards because he overextended himself buying statues, funding a move across the country on credit cards, then opening more to furnish the house on credit cards. It's the same mistake repeatedly. A clip we all know is him talking about how 2014 right after moving to Washington was the last time he had "financial freedom" by which he doesn't mean what we all take it to mean, but instead that he was spending freely. He means quite literally the opposite of the term. Now he looks forward to when he can take out a loan against his own mortgage to do who knows what with and get credit cards again as when he will gain financial freedom again. He's made this remark repeatedly.
Don't forget that literally everything he tried to deboonk today he shoehorned in blaming detractors somehow, no matter how nonsensical it was. He also cut a promo on detractors about halfway through.
Phil is deluded thinking he's a babyface when married to Ethan in a lolcow feud, but you're right, in actuality it's a heel vs. heel program, which means both of them being nuked from orbit is the only finish the audience watching is cheering for in this pairing.
Every single thing listed here: hilarious.
will be emblazoned on his tombstone, rest in piss, pigroach.I remember Daniel saying Phil reminds him of himself, so a little "we're not so different, you and I," is in play from his perspective, potentially? I don't follow Dan's antics enough outside of tangentially here to know if that's enough to make him behave differently to his established nature that you note in your comment, though?
His stream yesterday was hilarious. 3 hours of complaining about stuttering in-game despite being spammed with Superchats outright telling him he just needed to turn off texture streaming in the settings. Phil ignored this and insisted being on console was better than PC as he never had these issues.
Other day, he let slip, "Don't want to show you my credit cards". Then said he meant debit cards. He's for sure already using Amazon and PayPal payment plans.
