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It's abs. Because he doesn't have enough body fat, and he's dehydrated.
With an outtie bellybutton.
someone post the tail jole
Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls
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With an outtie bellybutton.
someone post the tail jole
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He'd make an amazing cryptid. Imagine walking around at night and you see this little freak come wandering out of a drainage pipe and hiss at you. You'd be fucking terrified.
That would definitely be one of those legends that grows and gets exaggerated over time, only for a documentary to come out years later proving that it was a real person. "Hey did you know the goblin of Akron is real? Yeah, turns out it was just some short dysgenic looking guy who roots through people's bins and likes shoving stuff up his ass."
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Marty ended stream for the most jewish reason imaginable
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I'm surprised they haven't done anything. You'd figure at some point they'd begin holding the Wilkins household responsible for enabling their time to be wasted for so long.
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They probably still feel bad for Sally and Ed but you know they're agitated when they talk to them and do place blame on them for chance acting like a retard monkey online. It's been so bad I still remember them walking the landowner and later Sally through steps on how they could evict just chance for this shit
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Not sure how making someone jack off to you while you watch is considered a win, to be totally honest
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Seems to me if winning is watching some mongoloid jerk off losing doesnt sound all that bad really.
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Probably thinking of Larson, they're both zoomer-cows that get fucked with and threaten people.
It's kind of remarkable that Cyraxx's first response to getting catfished by a soundalike for the Postal Dude is to go full DSP and just start going "Woooow
" maybe he could throw in a quick "why am I toxic" or "how do I use the ration".
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idk this doesn't look like a tail hole to me. Looks more like a dog butthole.
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Its a ring of old crusty shit with his fucked up arms I doubt he can’t wipe properly but knowing him I doubt he cares
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The amount of times they've gotten suprise monkey spanked at by chance desensitized them completely to his tallywhacker attacks. He's like a feral animal his anger for some reason just makes him jerk off on people's streams to shut them down.
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Wasn't the whole point of Larson that he got away with his threats until he made the mistake of threatening the government? Guess one can dream of hearing Raxx ramble the following online..
"Ohio State Legislature, I'm calling you the fuck out. You've vullied me for too long, and trust me when I say I have a spec ops sharpshooter .22 rifle, and I know how to use it. And that's not a threat, that's a promise."
I've been thinking that the only two places that won't throw Raxx back out to the street are a loony bin or prison, and both would probably keep him steadily sedated to make his temper tolerable.
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Go A.W.O.L for a week, and end up having to read 30+ pages of this cretins antics. For never leaving the attic he gets up to some heinous things.
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The goblin's attic lair is the ultimate protection from consequences. Currently, the only way I figure he can end up nabbed is if he becomes an online cheese pizza connoisseur. This is why I'm counting days to the start of the homeless saga.
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I thought there was a chance if he kept on his video game piracy that he could get into something with that. Either a letter from the ISP or the incredibly slim shot he gets nabbed by an actual authority. I can see Sally maybe taking the copyright letter from the ISP seriously. Since he's too dumb to use an adblock I don't see him taking the steps to protect himself with a VPN when pirating.
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The absolute worst case scenario is them losing their internet connection and simply begging/paying for/stealing a connection from the neighbors.
Suing them would be pointless. They already have no money and no means to make more.
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Exactly. I wonder though, could the authorities seize Raxx's computer as an instrument of crime, or whatever the term is? I'm always in favor of the goblin losing his toys.
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Imagine the depths you would have to go to to find anyone who would ever look at Cyraxx and think of the word 'daddy'.
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Yes, even if they only charged him for his repeated public exposures they would seize his phone and computer as evidence.
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Yes, temporarily as evidence of course, but I meant lost permanently to the state in the way of asset forfeiture.
While there's probably zero chance the prosecution would ever call him to testify, I chuckle at the thought of MBM weepily testifying against Raxx...
"Yes sir, all I wanted was to have fun streams online with my friends, but this man keeps constantly invading them. Calling me an n-word lover, a hook nosed k-slur, and... exposing himself!"