"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I laughed out loud
 
I've also been watching the Chimp Crazy documentary and it's as sad as it is hilarious and completely fucking bonkers. Riveting shit.

Reminds of Tiger King but alot less plain icky and gross. My sister has been coming over to watch Chimp Crazy and we've been loving the shock value of it, but I'd never watch Tiger King in the same room as her, those people were all skin crawling disgusting.

Anyways it's great television and also, these big cat and chimp owners and exotic pet people in general, why can't they just have dogs, or even a cat? Normal, non shitbull dogs, or a regular house cat.

Hell even if reptiles are your thing, just get a leopard gecko or a corn snake, your pets aren't supposed to be able to kill you if they suddenly decide to chimp out.

My 45 pound hound dog is strong as shit, but if she suddenly decided to lose her fucking mind I could body her out a window, can't do that with a giant shitbull or a fucking chimpanzee, you're just at their mercy.
 
I don't know how much you're aware of Star Trek but there's a Ferengi in Star Trek named Sneed.

 
PRE POST-ING EDIT: Apperently I typed this out while barely awake SEVERAL DAYS AGO and never sent it despite thinking I did? Fuck. :ow:
Adding some more bits before sending this since there's been developments since. Pardon my rambling but I think this is kind of relevant/funny to the current situation of everything. Going to spoiler to save others scrolling time if they're not interested.

Sometimes my brain thinks very schizo-y thoughts. Makes connections that may or may not be real. Shit lines up too well sometimes man.

Gamergate anniversary doesn't feel real but it is. You know what doesn't feel real? 2 years after gamergate, I found a really out of place Japanese thing in a store that was the colors of that gamergate logo. I briefly assumed it was like some kind of weird reference/attempt at marketing to the "gamergate guys" before realizing those colors were associated with gaming beforehand. Still found it funny, though. Anyways didn't think much of it and moved on.

Flash forward a few years, Coof lockdown happens, global pandemic nightmare originating from Asia.
I can't remember if it was a few years into the lockdowns or at the start, but a friend sat me down and got me to watch several seasons of a show that's been running since like the 70s called "Kamen Rider". The one he started with turned out to be the thing that I realized I had seen a few years earlier.
The intro to japanese gamer show.

The entire reason he made me watch it is because he said this guy kinda looked like me (despite me not being asian). I don't really see it that much but maybe a little? Guy's nowhere near disheveled enough.

Now, WHY am I bringing this up, you may ask?
It's because the series is about a global pandemic where a virus made by a company gets loose, a virus that specifically kills people and brings characters from video games and shit into a physical existence.
This 2016 jap show tied to a 70s one not only took similar aesthetics of gamergate's logo, but also somehow got the Dimensional merge and corona in there too.

The company that makes/owns this series in part is Bandai/Namco with Toei owning the rest IIRC?
You My point is the guys that made pac man are involved. You wanna know what Bandai Namco started deciding to get into recently? The same thing that's killing every other fucking company and media franchise. We should start nooticing the weird shit from before this started getting enacted in the kamen rider shows or whatever if this is indeed due to some global conspiracy (it probably isn't. Do not assassinate me blackrock I must become Dan "god" Kuroto first.)

Ok now that that's settled, time to actually respond to a recent post that caught my attention.
Is that a fucking obese shitty knockoff browned cripple TOTK link? The outfit and glowy hand are literally identical.
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Also they gave him cow horns.
Wait, I've seen this before...
Cow horns... Wheelchair...
It's the fucking pokemon/peter pan sperg alien kid from homestuck, TAVROS!

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Or at least, it WOULD be him if not for the fact that even HE managed to get a way to become un-disabled.
Honestly with the people that glommed onto Homestuck I can see why they'd want him to stay crippled to the point they made a bastard browned combo of him and link that's perma-crippled despite having zelda magic.
 
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Sven Stoffals has made a kickstarter for a comic adaptation of Always with Honour. I'm not a comic reader but I recognise the source material because one of my favourite Rightoid twitter accounts rates this book highly and tweets about it sometimes (Russian civial war I think). Looks like he reached the goal on first day https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/always-with-honor-issue-1#/

/Edit - it'd not his project it's his friend.
 
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Dozens of Republicans file amicus brief against Tennessee’s transgender care ban

As the title suggests, dozens of Republicans, including former officials, lawmakers, and conservative leaders, have filed an amicus brief opposing Tennessee’s ban on gender-affirming care for transgender minors. The brief argues that the law violates constitutional rights and could harm transgender youth. The signatories express concern over government overreach and emphasize the importance of protecting individual liberties. This legal action comes as part of broader national debates over transgender rights and healthcare. I think the sentiment is best summed up by former Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R-Fla):

“It is imperative that we come together as Republicans, conservatives, parents and advocates to stand in support of individual liberties and non-discrimination protections while preserving limited government…”

Pretty pozzed, but I'm of two minds with this. I mean, yeah, I'm all for limited government, but I think they got it right with this one. They're too stupid to realize that your freedom to choose what's best for your kid in this case might just irreparably harm them so the government stepped in. I like how they give a false equivalency about cis children requiring hormone blockers could be considered disparate treatment. I mean, no. The key difference would be one child experiencing gender dysphoria and a strong desire to change their gender, while the other is just a normal kid prematurely experiencing a normal life function and using medical intervention to delay that.

Oh, and check out the PDF (I'm sure) in the protest pic covering his euphoria boner.
 

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KIngcobrajfs has succumbed to his carnal desires and has gotten back with his swamp hag girlfriend Jessica AKA naked and laughing. NAL did an Instagram livestream at his house with an ominous red filter on.
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He got plastered and starting hitting himself out of frustration.
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She was acting like this at 3am right next to Josh.
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They had a family reunion!
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We all need to cast a circle of protection for Cobes.
Man Josh is so predictable and controllable as obstinate and autonomous as he portrays himself to be. He volunteers dubs to the trolls. He's almost like an anti-DSP.
 
What have they done to my boy Hagrid? Sure he's a danger to children, but that's no reason to make him disabled.
"they took mi legs 'arry... the wizard mafia. Can't walk no more on account of the chance i might draw their attentions..."
"You what?"
"WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT."
 
Man Josh is so predictable and controllable as obstinate and autonomous as he portrays himself to be. He volunteers dubs to the trolls. He's almost like an anti-DSP.
I’m sure part of it was Josh’s ODD made him not listen to people telling him to stay away from her and NAL certainly tried to tell him that he would own the trolls if they got back together.
 
I’m sure part of it was Josh’s ODD made him not listen to people telling him to stay away from her and NAL certainly tried to tell him that he would own the trolls if they got back together.
And who does he have IRL on the ground? listening to Internet weirdos is usually bad advice anyway, even if in this case it's right.
 
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