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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
Rick’s fat cells are as good (too fat) as his dead nigger pepperonis in his shithole house, and that alone when cooked still tastes fucking raw and foul.
“No, baby child! These are 100% true, and my calls aren’t even hoaxes at all. B-Baby, baby child; I am 100% swatted on a daily basis and you’re just being wrong again. Shut. Your. Fucking. Mouth, Sean.”
Feels like the writing is on the wall for ol' Rick after lefty authors started dunking on him. That combined with another slapdown for yet another corpulent court appearance could set him into the end spiral. Nikki must be praying Trump wins in November so he can distract himself oinking impotently for 4 years on Twitter.
What a hilarious read. The idiots,or rather the one fucking idiot, truly can't win. The judge telling him right off the bat how his grammar is fucked and Rick weakly trying to deflect with that he didn't actually write this as well as the "What was that?" thing are solid gold. Judge knew he had a legit crazy person in front of him when he asked "And who is they?".
The rake stepping continues and, inshallah, it will continue for all eternity
Yes, there MAY be others who recognize the line from the very famous song and realize those planes are probably called Thunderbolt and Lightning. But surely there's some extra hidden, hilarious layer to this semantic puzzle that only 140+ IQ Rick can see.
Didn't he implicitly pretend he's served in the Navy once, or was it the Air Force?
Yes, there MAY be others who recognize the line from the very famous song and realize those planes are probably called Thunderbolt and Lightning. But surely there's some extra hidden, hilarious layer to this semantic puzzle that only 140+ IQ Rick can see.
Didn't he implicitly pretend he's served in the Navy once, or was it the Air Force?
@Null this is absolutely newsworthy, along with the fact that he had a fucking DOMESTIC ABUSE CENTER that deals with BATTERED WOMEN AND MOLESTED CHILDREN write a fucking restraining order against somebody who did nothing more than sit in on his contempt hearing then leave and go home
Wow how phenomenally despicable and yet entirely in character for the pig porky of milwaukee
And as others have opined, his grabbing at any free legal lunch he can get indicates his legal funds are pretty meager at this point, but what I find extremely notable is just what motivated this scumfuck opportunism
There was no question of him being in fear of his life or property. This was not part of some "big league" scheme like his attempt to get a lazy settlement from the city of milwaukee for the exploits of Sergeant Lydnon "Lawngdick" Evans. This was solely so he could smugly post his latest victory like he does whenever one of the burner accounts calling him fat and gay get suspended.
He pretty much stole money from a DV shelter to some miniscule "win" on a troll so he could brag about it on xitter.
I’m still not Terribly amazed at that (though the poor showing by the shelter indicates to me that they just did it to get him out of their hair, or maybe he was harassing them because Nikki had called them again after his last beating) - what blows my mind is the Judge, for all his obvious “wtf” told him exactly how to get a TRO against Dan and he didn’t even bother trying. I could collect the ebidance from this thread alone and get one, he laid it all out! The burden of proof for a TRO is intentionally fucking embarrassingly low because even if incorrectly issued, it’s not a hard thing to unfuck later.
And he is such a lazy worthless pig he couldn’t even stand that tiny bit of scrutiny. What a fucking manopig.
Yes, there MAY be others who recognize the line from the very famous song and realize those planes are probably called Thunderbolt and Lightning. But surely there's some extra hidden, hilarious layer to this semantic puzzle that only 140+ IQ Rick can see.
Didn't he implicitly pretend he's served in the Navy once, or was it the Air Force?
Finally, after a few weeks of using spare time to browse the thread, I have finished all of the highlights. I’ve cried, I’ve certainly laughed, and Fatrick is now up to my favorite lolcow. To me, cows like Chris-Chan are like fast food. Good for a quick bite, but leave you feeling a bit shitty afterwards. Fatrick is like a fine meal, something to be digested slowly. (something he would be very familiar with) After a long time thinking about Fatrick, I believe I have some thoughts to share about him.
Fatrick is a fat pig with bitch tits and I would not have sex with him.
Patrick truly is a cow's cow, i signed up on KF mostly because of this thread. One day world peace will be achieved by united hatred of a certain, corpulent Milwaukee rube. Rick often has long lulls in funny activity but when he/the Pests get up to form it always results in a verifiable torrent of milk.
I used to post much more frequently here but he kinda fizzled out for me with the Quasi payment. Or so i thought...
I cannot fathom why a judge would let him talk to the court like that, just like I can't fathom why those cops let him get off for taking a swing at them. It's just the stupidest shit and also kind of funny that he thinks they're bad guys when he's really been given way too much grace.
The judge did say he was sympathetic to Patrick's plight. This is yet another example of Patrick's pushing away and alienating someone that is at least sympathetic to him if not on his side. The judge just had enough integrity to do the right thing. But the judge still roasted him while doing it.
The judge did say he was sympathetic to Patrick's plight. This is yet another example of Patrick's pushing away and alienating someone that is at least sympathetic to him if not on his side. The judge just had enough integrity to do the right thing. But the judge still roasted him while doing it.
It may only be a transcript, but I could hear the sarcasm. Nobody thinks Patrick is “extremely intelligent.” The judge reached the conclusion that Pat is a FFWBT the second he entered the room.
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“No, baby child! These are 100% true, and my calls aren’t even hoaxes at all. B-Baby, baby child; I am 100% swatted on a daily basis and you’re just being wrong again. Shut. Your. Fucking. Mouth, Sean.”
