minecraft the movie - aka autism the movie; aka stuck in development hell

[The Lawgiver]

So is Microsoft now gonna do what sony does and just buy the sole rights to popular things solely to make awful cash grab movies from them? When will we get something like Skype the movie?

Spoiler: Oh wait, that already happened.

 

[AnimuGinger]

They ought to make a movie of Dwarf Fortress. It will be longer than Erich von Stroheim's director's cut of Greed and not a bit of it will make sense to anyone.

They'd have to release it unrated. And they'd need Peter Dinklage.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

And it still hasn't been made.....

 

[DeadwastePrime]

And it still hasn't been made.....

sad yeehaw indeed

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

sad yeehaw indeed

We were on the verge of something great.

 

[Quijibo69]

And it still hasn't been made.....

It's like the Lego movie fad died on dead horse hill.

 

[indigoisviolet]

It's a split screen art installation which plays all billion hours worth of YouTube let's plays at once in fast motion to fit into one 24 hour ever growing loop. It just keeps accelerating.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

https://x.com/Feature_First/status/1776848770610708635

It's coming!

 

[Islamic Jihad Rocket]

Necroing this thread once again as the trailer just dropped.

It’s as bad as one might think it is.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Can't wait for the Notch cameo they won't do

 

[The_Red_Man]

Necroing this thread once again as the trailer just dropped.

It’s as bad as one might think it is.

Watched this without sound, but I doubt I would have enjoyed it any more if I could hear it. I have several questions. Why is Jason Mamoa a troon, now? What is the ethnicity of the broccoli haired child? When will we ever see a movie that doesn't feature a fat black woman again? Will Jack Black ever see a barber before a role or is fat homeless neckbeard just his "image" now?

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Why didn't they made Steve blocky but everything else is?

 

[Friedchickenfan]

Why didn't they made Steve blocky but everything else is?

They couldn’t contain Jack Blacks fat in a cube shape.

 

[Niggergante]

Necroing this thread once again as the trailer just dropped.

It’s as bad as one might think it is.

Looks like ass that didn't need to exist

 

[modern horrors]

Why is Jason Mamoa a troon, now?

It looks like he's playing a pedophile twitch streamer. I assume he's gonna be responsible for most of cringe zoomerspeak in the movie, not the kids.

 

[KonradCruise]

Necroing this thread once again as the trailer just dropped.

It’s as bad as one might think it is.

I was not mentally prepared for just how bad it was going to be I just thought it was going to be an animated film like the latest mario movie.
Instead I am left cringing hard enough to need facial reconstruction.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

I was not mentally prepared for just how bad it was going to be I just thought it was going to be an animated film like the latest mario movie.
Instead I am left cringing hard enough to need facial reconstruction.

Same. I feel sorry for terrorist prisoners because we both know that America will use both the Borderlands and Minecraft movies as torture methods.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Can't wait for the Notch cameo they won't do

My cameo bets are on Finnster, famed Minecraft content creator.

 

[Robomorons]

Remember how the overwhelming backlash to the Sonic movie trailer caused Paramount to delay the movie so that Sonic could actually look like Sonic and not whatever the fuck that thing was? Yeah, I don't see Warner doing anything to fix this mess in order to save the film from being a box office bomb.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Why is Jason Mamoa a troon, now?

Holy shit David stay was right once more about having to wear a dress.