Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

I never used to hear Rammstein in the wild until Staph. Now some of my friends have taken to liking them. All I can say is 'their music isn't for me' whilst fighting the urge to sperg about why I have come to hate them.


- 'My dad refuses to see me as trans' not as a man, but not as trans. He doesn't believe she is.
- He is right that she is lazy. Autism does not cause lazy symptoms.
- Her organisation does fuck all.
- Confirmed that he will not entertain her when Mama Frig passes.
- If she cuts him off, her sick mother won't help her clean her apartment.
- KF are right.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I want staph to crowdsurf topless at the gig. Metal bro. Leap like that beautiful salmon, king.

Alternative option, if it's getting chilly out:

Spoiler: salmon bra blurb

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[Spangled Drongo]

Massive language sperg here but she keeps confusing the letter thorn or þ (makes a th sound as in Thor) for a P and it's driving me nuts especially as she claims to be an expert on all things Norse. Understandable for someone not in the know but since this is her current obsession we're talking it just makes her look ignorant towards something she thinks she's well educated about (in other words, trying too hard). Could be down to bad handwriting but she also did it when her username was "Prudr-ragr", something to do with Thrud, daughter of Thor, which would properly be written as Þrudr-ragr but instead of just going with a modern spelling she had to call herself "Prooder Rager" just for that supposedly authentic Norse look even though Þ and P are different letters that make completely different sounds. (Also if she ever gets sick of being Yarrow she needs to rename herself to Thrud because even though it rhymes with "brood" the idea of it getting mispronounced to sound like thud amuses me because that's probably the exact sound her salmon slappers make when flopping around.)

Also her Mjolnir drawing looks more like a cock and balls. There's a joke in there somewhere but can't think of any.

 

[AfghanBlue]

.. which would properly be written as Þrudr-ragr but instead of just going with a modern spelling she had to call herself "Prooder Rager" just for that supposedly authentic Norse look even though Þ and P are different letters that make completely different sounds. (Also if she ever gets sick of being Yarrow she needs to rename herself to Thrud because even though it rhymes with "brood" the idea of it getting mispronounced to sound like thud amuses me because that's probably the exact sound her salmon slappers make when flopping around.)

Also her Mjolnir drawing looks more like a cock and balls. There's a joke in there somewhere but can't think of any.

Pooner Rager

Hey they've got some interesting stuff at that bra shop.
The salmon bra lady even has a (hairless) babblers bra pal!

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Also her Mjolnir drawing looks more like a cock and balls.

Jesus, is THAT what that's supposed to be? I legitimately couldn't tell, I thought it was some extra bloody rune or something. Hrm.

Also I'm about fifteen years behind for Dr. Horrible jokes but dammit, THE HAMMER IS MY PENIS.

 

[Topaz Eyes]

I never used to hear Rammstein in the wild until Staph. Now some of my friends have taken to liking them. All I can say is 'their music isn't for me' whilst fighting the urge to sperg about why I have come to hate them.

Don't let her ruin any bands, movies or TV shows for you!

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Don't let her ruin any bands, movies or TV shows for you!

I was very neutral about Rammstein before; their songs sound too similar to me and it's generally not my kind of music.

There are other things that she likes that I happen to like, and her sperging hasn't put me off them. I think if a rando online turns you off something you enjoy just because of how they enjoy it, then your priorities are retarded.

I honestly think that maybe deep down I was a closet Rammstein hater and Staph made me come out as my authentic self. Hate is a strong word, I just find them lame and Staph accentuates what I find lame about them. Maybe I need to create a Rammstein anti flag to get it put on a pin.


She must have done something to make her vocal coach keep cancelling on her.


I think Staph interprets any time her parents shout at her because of her behaviour as 'abuse.'


I wonder what cousin Dan's perceptions are of her? I'm imagining him as a chill dude.


That is not a beard. You can not be celebrated.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I was very neutral about Rammstein before; their songs sound too similar to me and it's generally not my kind of music.

There are other things that she likes that I happen to like, and her sperging hasn't put me off them. I think if a rando online turns you off something you enjoy just because of how they enjoy it, then your priorities are retarded.

I honestly think that maybe deep down I was a closet Rammstein hater and Staph made me come out as my authentic self. Hate is a strong word, I just find them lame and Staph accentuates what I find lame about them. Maybe I need to create a Rammstein anti flag to get it put on a pin.

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She must have done something to make her vocal coach keep cancelling on her.

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I think Staph interprets any time her parents shout at her because of her behaviour as 'abuse.'

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I wonder what cousin Dan's perceptions are of her? I'm imagining him as a chill dude.

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That is not a beard. You can not be celebrated.

Omg she's shaved the sides- unevenly- of that horrid little neckbeard. Possibly attempting at a goatee, of all things. And yet still choosing the most unfortunate angle ever and doing the butthole mouth smirk. Some things never change

 

[Sailor Swift]

Omg she's shaved the sides- unevenly- of that horrid little neckbeard. Possibly attempting at a goatee, of all things. And yet still choosing the most unfortunate angle ever and doing the butthole mouth smirk. Some things never change

It's the stupid little hair flips that get me.

 

[Vandy2]

Also her Mjolnir drawing looks more like a cock and balls. There's a joke in there somewhere but can't think of any.

Also I'm about fifteen years behind for Dr. Horrible jokes but dammit, THE HAMMER IS MY PENIS.

Side note. Gyro thinking that shitty paintings are any form of anti fascist praxis speaks volumes about their priorities. We already know the world revolves around Gyro. No protection sigils for Palestine they've only given the Brown ire for dying publicly. I know I'm beating a dead horse with a narc stick but the self righteousness for doing literally nothing is astounding.

 

[moorhen]

She must have done something to make her vocal coach keep cancelling on her.

That is not a beard. You can not be celebrated.

Maybe it’s because he doesn’t want to look at whatever that is.


Her patchy beard is giving a mix of PCOS and neckbeard, too. The poor vocal coach is probably so confused too, she looks like she’d live in a hoarder house full of urine soaked newspapers and call women foids online at the same time.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Here's a little nostalgia for you:
We used to think she looked terrible in her 'confused boner' days, remember?

Spoiler

Compare to now:

Also, the salmon bra is a great and hilarious idea, but remember, she doesn't wear bras. And I'm pretty sure they don't have a 54HHH.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Also, the salmon bra is a great and hilarious idea, but remember, she doesn't wear bras. And I'm pretty sure they don't have a 54HHH.

Given the approximate shape of the babblers, may I suggest a bold alternative?



(I know she'd realistically need a taller version of these to comfortably house them, but I couldn't find any)

 

[Sailor Swift]

Here's a little nostalgia for you:
We used to think she looked terrible in her 'confused boner' days, remember?

Spoiler

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Compare to now:
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Also, the salmon bra is a great and hilarious idea, but remember, she doesn't wear bras. And I'm pretty sure they don't have a 54HHH.

God she has such a weird little mouth? She looks like the old Woll Smoth meme.

Given the approximate shape of the babblers, may I suggest a bold alternative?

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(I know she'd realistically need a taller version of these to comfortably house them, but I couldn't find any)

They're awful.
I want them.

 

[Shape Rotator]

Omg she's shaved the sides- unevenly- of that horrid little neckbeard. Possibly attempting at a goatee, of all things. And yet still choosing the most unfortunate angle ever and doing the butthole mouth smirk. Some things never change

The only masculine thing about Staph is her inability to take photos from a flattering angle. She takes selfies like a boomer dad.

 

[Chromeo]

The only masculine thing about Staph is her inability to take photos from a flattering angle. She takes selfies like a boomer dad.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

third vocal sesh in a row cancelled, ahhahahha she can't take a hint. I believe earlier someone compared her to Arseface from Preacher and that's accurate. Arseface McBadbangs

 

[Pee Your Pants]

By any chance were any gods pedo and zoo defenders, if you think it's fine to take on their flaws?


She reblogs fatty salmon slappers (of people claiming to be trans men) on Tumblr, which I find interesting. Not fag dicks, as a true and honest fag would do. Those babblers are always from awful angles like hers. I genuinely think she finds them attractive because it's like looking at herself in the mirror.


She used to draw serial killer cartoons, so she should remember that and become delusional that she could draw porn. I would love to see Amanda Turcol style drawings of herself and Loki. I want to see how she would draw a dick so bad.


What a dick. Not 'that's great progress' just 'yeah but try singing in old Norse.' And she does it badly. That person is learning a useful skill.


Everything about you is already a myth.


You need to walk for longer periods to sort out those rotten moods.


Lame. What a waste of a therapy session.


They're still not likely to show up though.


I imagine she's talking about the pagan one, unless she has been kicked from NNIA. Is she still going on NNIA @Childe ?


Talking about herself, I see.


She looks so cheeky.

This next one is just a repost, but it speaks volumes:

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Siggy is the cutest little bean. She deserves so much better than Staph. Fuck you, Papa Frigly, for helping her cheat and get a cat.

 

[Vandy2]

By any chance were any gods pedo and zoo defenders, if you think it's fine to take on their flaws?

Well Loki was impregnated by a horse...