"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 227 36.3%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 398 63.7%

  • Total voters
    625
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Palliative care.... ;_;
 
Where I'm from, there's this concept/superstition that surviving August is a good omen in and of itself (mostly because it's traditionally the hardest month of winter here, and a lot of old people used to crook it during it in the old times), and he did, but man it looks like it's coming.
 
One of the deepest regrets I have with my grandparents is having thought about taking the time to sit down and record some of their funny/interesting stories for posterity and not doing it before it was too late. I really hope Joon is able to. KAP did a good job in presenting Jim's early history and antics but afaik he didn't actually get to interview him, and Joon is probably the best drama documentarian on YT right now.
 
Yeah I'm a little ninjaed, but Joon the King has been teasing a potential Mister Metokur video for a month or so due to popular demand. He makes YouTube community posts asking fans about who to cover and comments seem to really push for a video on him. In fact there was a post about a potential interview a little earlier.

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Something to look forward to.
I'm not even sure if Kill All Pedos is still working on the Ballad Of Mister Metokur but it would be nice to get a video about GamerGate, IBS and Photon streams.
Doesn't KAP have an account here? I do remember him saying on twitter a while back he's not really doing any new videos though, and I can hardly blame the guy. Put in probably the greatest effort of anyone in the Sektur to making mockumentaries during its lowest nadir and his reward was AI coming around a year later and making all of it moot. At least rotorscoped Ed, Edd n' Eddy mouths will remain instantly recognizable as him for it.
 
Doesn't KAP have an account here? I do remember him saying on twitter a while back he's not really doing any new videos though, and I can hardly blame the guy. Put in probably the greatest effort of anyone in the Sektur to making mockumentaries during its lowest nadir and his reward was AI coming around a year later and making all of it moot. At least rotorscoped Ed, Edd n' Eddy mouths will remain instantly recognizable as him for it.
He also planned to cover Ralph with Guntpocalypse and possibly Mersh but that's somewhat irrelevant when Female Cop Gun Drawn Doggo was already covered by Porsalin. Too many ideas instead of focusing on a singular project.
It's a shame too because the Metokur Ballad covered a lot of stuff nobody would really care about from his early Internet presence. Entertaining too. Even mentioned the acorn in the eye weed story.
 
Jim requires humorous suffering to sustain himself.
He's the God Emperor of Mankind the Sektur and rather than psykers he must be fed lolcows.
Quick! Mersh, or Rekeita, do something monumentally retarded, the Boogie drama wasn't enough!
Sometimes Jim needs to be directed to new sacrifices. I still remember watching as he discovered Danny the Panda in real time.
 
If this was some tranny faggot shot at Kamala and some random faggot getting shot, you would be making the same jokes
The guy in the crowd getting shot is not that funny. He died trying to shield his family from death.

The shooter? Fuck yeah
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The guy looks like he's a few years removed from a win at Evo.
The Ashley Boobbitt girl that got shot? Hilarious no doubt.

All the people that make fun of the family guy tm that got shot do it just to be shocking or for political reason not because it's actually funny. Also maybe I am missing something hilarious idk.

I am regular in the post video of people dying thread I am not moralfagging.

If a regular white mom got killed in the crowd in a Kamala rally it won't be that funny.
 
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Jims hates GamerGate and wishes it would die and stay dead.
Ironic because the full cut of his Internet Aristocrat Quinnspiracy Theory series is, IMO, the best documentation of what gamer gate really was.

It's a contemporary source that not only covers the principle events as they unfolded but also captures the sentiment and motivations of those who fought the good fight.

 
I still have no clue what the fuck gamer gate was. The few times I tried to read up on it my eyes glazed over

Is it worth reading into or is it as retarded as I assume?
The hacker known as Gamer Gate garden was a mysterious individual who spoke in poetic riddles, all the while concealing his identity behind a garden gate that he carried as a tribute to Mattress Girl. His slogan 'you goin to get yo'self raped behind the gate' sparked consternation among many women and male feminists. In a powerful protest, that some believe marked the beginning of the fourth wave of feminism, the celebrated game designer, Zoe Quinn, slept with five different men, none of whom were her boyfriend. Meanwhile, the Princess Peach cos-player, Anita Sarkeesian, dedicated years of her life to personally redefining the word 'cunty' - an act which she describes as a passion project and a strong denouncement of the misogyny of the so-called 'Gate Bearer.'

Ties between Gamer Gate and the videogaming community were cemented following an online announcement in which he expressed his desire to women at large 'to heed the call of duty in yo booty'.

I think he is a black man of some description," said Applebee's server and part-time first ruler of the Akkadian Empire, Carl Benjamin. Others believe that only a young Indian male would be able to sustain passion for rape at this scale over such a prolonged period of time. Sadly we will never know. The famed gate was found discarded, leaning up against Portland City Hall (now a thriving meth lab) with no clue as to the identity of its enigmatic owner. The Gate has since been melted down and turned into enameled transgender pride badges. that were handed out to pupils in preschools around the state.
 
The guy in the crowd getting shot is not that funny. He died trying to shield his family from death.

The shooter? Fuck yeah
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The guy looks like he's a few years removed from a win at Evo.
The Ashley Boobbitt girl that got shot? Hilarious no doubt.

All the people that make fun of the family guy tm that got shot do it just to be shocking or for political reason not because it's actually funny. Also maybe I am missing something hilarious idk.

I am regular in the post video of people dying thread I am not moralfagging.

If a regular white mom got killed in the crowd in a Kamala rally it won't be that funny.
We know what you did Jim you groomed this man to assassinate Donald Trump the lol
honestly if trump would've died that day would've been actually really funny

hail gamergate hail our people hail victory Josh only made this thread because he's *** blasted that Jim is funnier and generally more likeable than he is maybe try not having personality of a rabid shark anytime someone disagrees with your stupid ideas on copyright
 
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