Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The Feline Solution said:
Patrick truly is a cow's cow, i signed up on KF mostly because of this thread. One day world peace will be achieved by united hatred of a certain, corpulent Milwaukee rube
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more or less same here lmao. Ethan Ralph and Fatrick MATI segments were some of my all time favorites so had to sign up for the farms to keep my sweet lolcow hits. Its like MATI was coke and the live theads are a nice crackarooski hit.
 
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For some reason the porcine prince of petulance is now repeating the word "stalker" multiple times in a single xeet.

Also there are canonically less than 24 actual patposters between here and xitter and ONA and beyond....you think that because the pig man spends every waking moment angrily xeeting or preparing to angrily xeet that he assumes those mocking him must be doubly fuckin obsessive and autistic?
 
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Well Intentioned said:
Reminder that Patty is financially solvent and isn't someone who doesn't have a pot to piss in, which is surely why he needed to rely on free legal services.

He's totally financially secure and is a mega genius capable of representing himself in a court of law.
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If I were a donor to this so-called charity I would definitely be sending an angry letter and rescinding my support.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Also there are canonically less than 24 actual patposters between here and xitter and ONA and beyond....
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This again makes one wonder why he tried to sue 60 John Does.

I believe Rick claims there are less than a dozen stalkers because he thinks it makes it sound more feasible that they could all be arrested,
 
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Judge Holden said:
Also there are canonically less than 24 actual patposters between here and xitter and ONA and beyond....
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Another piece of Fat logic there. The aTalkers are legion, yet not even dozens. They are the sons of judges, diplomats and gay porn mobsters, yet also unimportant. Smart enough to evade The Knock, yet mentally dwarfed by the Pigmind. A wellspring of lols, yet "not funsters". Tireless pigpunchers, yet "not protestors".

Such is the Duality of Pig.
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RussianParasite said:
TFW you get no stalker childed by the court.


It may only be a transcript, but I could hear the sarcasm. Nobody thinks Patrick is “extremely intelligent.” The judge reached the conclusion that Pat is a FFWBT the second he entered the room.
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Maybe he is extremely intelligent compared to all the methheads and drunks that usually fill the courtrooms.


Wait, it's still Fatrick we're talking about.
 
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East_Clintwood said:
Potentially Criminal:
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Honestly, after watching this entire thing, and seeing Pigman's lawyer's rebuttal, I've changed my mind on a few things. I honesty believe that at least a few of the counts will survive the initial request for dismissal. Also, the Pigman's lawyer is better than I initially thought. I thought, as someone with minimal legal training, his response was actually good. I don't think it can be argued that he didn't make at least a few good points. The pigman seems to be on substantially more stable legal ground than the LOLsuit against Quasi, which didn't have a chance in hell, even if it was frozen over.

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Mullen donated money to the people who wrote Patrick's complaint in the 2023 case against him.
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It can't be said that Dan, regardless of how retarded he may be occasionally, isn't at his core, a decent human being, which is more than I can say about most people.
 
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RiceofSkywalker said:
Another piece of Fat logic there. The aTalkers are legion, yet not even dozens. They are the sons of judges, diplomats and gay porn mobsters, yet also unimportant. Smart enough to evade The Knock, yet mentally dwarfed by the Pigmind. A wellspring of lols, yet "not funsters". Tireless pigpunchers, yet "not protestors".

Such is the Duality of Pig.
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Witness the Alpha and the Omega, progenitor of pepperoni. It is a liar without lies. A speaker of facts when there are none. It is obese yet healthy by every medical standard. Witness. Witness. It thought it was going to be heard.
 
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Oh lawd have mercy the pig has been oinking overtime while I was off the computer, and has declared war against the cybernetic scourge of the high seas. AI piracy
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Funnily enough I was legit listening to old school pirate themed power metal in the gym while I was AFK so the universe was obviously sending me a coded message of what to expect from the pig man

Anyone else want to join a pirate crew and set sail for the tropical coast of Milwaukee to plunder and pillage the......ok this is just gonna devolve into another "jump fatrick outside a 7/11 and take turns violently fucking his ass while he shrieks for mercy and shits himself" scenario and I am too fuckin tired to get creative tonight. Just pretend I phrased it in some incredibly original and witty and not autistically overused manner, i'm gonna go grab a drink and listen to more pirate music

EDIT: A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BACON
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
Honestly, after watching this entire thing, and seeing Pigman's lawyer's rebuttal, I've changed my mind on a few things. I honesty believe that at least a few of the counts will survive the initial request for dismissal
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yeah I gotta agree. best case scenario imo was always a trial, or a pending trial puts a rocket under fed's ass to find the torswat customer. worst case is the state says fuck it and settles out of court to be over with it.
 
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