Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,392
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Because with two gs it'll be long-ghevity instead of long-jevity?
Is this the kind of stuff that occupies fatty's brain nowadays? He's basically a vegetable. He is useless.
 
I don’t even know what to say about this. Looks like the stroke has eaten away at a significant amount of whatever scant brain matter is left.

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The above posted by the same guy who rages against engagement farming.
We do? I always said it as it read. "Lon-jhevity". If you're saying "long-jhevity" then you're a retard because there' s only one "g".
 
Does Hammy not know shame? Or embarrassment? To be still married to a gluttonous stroked-out lardo that's extremely deluded over his perceived "Youtube fame". I'm still trying to piece together the reason she is enabling fatty so much (about 90% of expenses are paid for by Hammy, and also the ass wiping and bathing).
 
Does Hammy not know shame? Or embarrassment? To be still married to a gluttonous stroked-out lardo that's extremely deluded over his perceived "Youtube fame". I'm still trying to piece together the reason she is enabling fatty so much (about 90% of expenses are paid for by Hammy, and also the ass wiping and bathing).

If not out of sadistic malice, then guilt at the thought of abandoning him at the end of his life (which is lasting ten years longer than she expected). If he lives another year, she may finally snap and admit to his face that she's been wanting to dump his delusional ass since before his first stroke. I'd love to see Jack navigate a post-divorce arc where he films himself pretending to not be homeless in downtown Nashville; recording Fat on the Gos as pretense to scoot into a hotel lobby to plug his chair into a wall outlet and go to sleep while the front desk staff yell that they're calling the police. It's easy to imagine him failing to smirk, as he contemptuously mumbles, "Democrats."
 
Jack is such a complainer that he doesn’t limit himself to only kvetching about shit that’s happened, but will also bitch about the fanfic his brain comes up with.

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Severely tempted to tell him I heard Kamala is going to impose a 100% sales tax on meat as part of her climate change policy. You know how badly he’d want to believe it.
 
Jack is such a complainer that he doesn’t limit himself to only kvetching about shit that’s happened, but will also bitch about the fanfic his brain comes up with.

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Severely tempted to tell him I heard Kamala is going to impose a 100% sales tax on meat as part of her climate change policy. You know how badly he’d want to believe it.
This shows Jack has no idea what he is talking about, I don't think he ever looked into the context for why Brazil shut off Twitter, and Kamala doing the same thing is as likely to happen as Jack's right arm working again.
 
Jack is such a complainer that he doesn’t limit himself to only kvetching about shit that’s happened, but will also bitch about the fanfic his brain comes up with.

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Severely tempted to tell him I heard Kamala is going to impose a 100% sales tax on meat as part of her climate change policy. You know how badly he’d want to believe it.
So where would these American companies go if she does that?
What an unhinged fatty take.
>VPN's
VPN's what?
Retard.
 
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