Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Gracie's Ghost]

Not sure if her scuba suit is just fucking filthy as usual or if the hair she lost on her head found its way to her chin and jowls.

That's hair.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

I like the "burgundy" top with the busy pattern because it makes her look so retarded you almost feel sorry for her. The tiered stripey number looks like something Big Fat Anna would wear with a neckerchief and silver cowboy boots. These two need to do a tard collab of Travelling While Fucking Enormous and Fashion For Fat Fucks.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I like the "burgundy" top with the busy pattern because it makes her look so retarded you almost feel sorry for her. The tiered stripey number looks like something Big Fat Anna would wear with a neckerchief and silver cowboy boots. These two need to do a tard collab of Travelling While Fucking Enormous and Fashion For Fat Fucks.

She must be losing her eyesight because I didn't think it was possible for her fashion sense to get WORSE. That burgundy number is a monstrosity. The pattern doesn't even try to match up. And the striped thing looks like a vertigo-inducing nightgown.

 

[Lvn]

Just had a horrific thought..when gunt put her floss in and said she ‘likes the smell’ it was talking about the rotting decay smell the floss is stirring up, healthy teeth leave no smell on the floss.

 

[catbyte]

Holy cow. That striped hospital gown-looking thing looks like it's on backward because the fat rolls she hiding under that scuba helmet are pushing the neckline out of shape. And that loud tablecloth thing that accentuates her gunts. Wow. A true fatty fashionista, lol. If that thing was $5 something USD, I give it about one wash before the seams bust. But she doesn't do laundry so never mind, I guess.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

Whichever lovely and tasteful outfit she chooses next, I'm just hoping she wears that ridiculous hat.

 

[Clotso Coof]

This number serves to reinforce the tard magic that was previously used in this thread to already determine that very number.

I've learned so much from the Farms about sizing and locating bigfoot-like lolcows. It reminds me of the old school JFK conspiratards who would sperg for hours at a time about the Zapruder film and the grassy knoll. God bless you all!

Note that the latest tune is "Livin' on the Edge" that she is singing on a loop.

There just aren't enough pop songs about eating yourself to death.

"Pour Some Sugar on Me" is too sexy, "Strawberry Fields Forever" isn't fat enough, "American Pie" has nothing to do with pie... How many times can a girl sing Weird Al's "Fat"?

No REAL wife would be cool with her ex talking shit about her man’s dick.

No real wife would talk about Nader at all. He's years in the past and she's supposed to be happily married to Salah.

Imagine being married to someone for two years, but they still constantly complain and sorta-brag about an old "relationship" that wasn't even a serious relationship. No Arab man would put up with it unless he was a literal shit-eating retard like Salah.

That striped hospital gown-looking thing looks like it's on backward

But it's the only appropriate thing she's worn in a decade. It makes her look like a mental patient in a locked ward.

that loud tablecloth thing that accentuates her gunts.

All of her clothes should be made out of tablecloth. She never stops eating and spills food all over her clothes anyway.

 

[RandomUserSperglet]

I was thinking that the striped dress looked like one of those polygamy women prarie dresses. Or Little HOuse on the Prarie. Nellie Olsen would never.

I understand her choices are limited at her girth but god damn. ANd she thinks she should have gotten more.

 

[Billy Bunter]

I've learned so much from the Farms about sizing and locating bigfoot-like lolcows. It reminds me of the old school JFK conspiratards who would sperg for hours at a time about the Zapruder film and the grassy knoll. God bless you all!

There just aren't enough pop songs about eating yourself to death.

"Pour Some Sugar on Me" is too sexy, "Strawberry Fields Forever" isn't fat enough, "American Pie" has nothing to do with pie... How many times can a girl sing Weird Al's "Fat"?

No real wife would talk about Nader at all. He's years in the past and she's supposed to be happily married to Salah.

Imagine being married to someone for two years, but they still constantly complain and sorta-brag about an old "relationship" that wasn't even a serious relationship. No Arab man would put up with it unless he was a literal shit-eating retard like Salah.

But it's the only appropriate thing she's worn in a decade. It makes her look like a mental patient in a locked ward.

All of her clothes should be made out of tablecloth. She never stops eating and spills food all over her clothes anyway.

There just aren't enough pop songs about eating yourself to death.

"Pour Some Sugar on Me" is too sexy, "Strawberry Fields Forever" isn't fat enough, "American Pie" has nothing to do with pie... How many times can a girl sing Weird Al's "Fat"?

Knife and Fork by Rockpile..

https://youtu.be/ZpI66eKbN6Q?si=raCgE2SqghljDR7W

Eta: lyrics

Girl, you let a knife and fork dig your grave
You eat every kind of food you ain't nothing but a slave
If you don't slacken up your pace
They're gonna throw food in your face
Girl, you let a knife and fork dig your grave
Girl, you let a knife and fork get you down
If you keep this up little girl you won't be around
If you don't change some of your ways
Girl, you're gonna shorten all your days
Girl, you let a knife and fork get you down
Eat, eat, eat: that's your middle name
Oh the way you stuff yourself is a doggone shame
Girl, you let a knife and fork call your hand
You gobble all the food in sight that you can
If you don't change some of your ways
Girl, you're gonna shorten all your days
Girl, you let a knife and fork call your hand
Wearing a size 44
You have to turn sideways to get through the door
Girl, you let a knife and fork dig your grave

 

[tato fairy]

I was thinking that the striped dress looked like one of those polygamy women prarie dresses. Or Little HOuse on the Prarie. Nellie Olsen would never.

I understand her choices are limited at her girth but god damn. ANd she thinks she should have gotten more

i see you missed that all the PSL utah influencer white girls were wearing "prairie dresses" the past few years. it was the actual name of a big trend.

it's a cute dress and i see similar on ladies at mass in the summer or out to brunch. honestly, it's just cheap and everything looks a bit silly on chantal.

anyway i miss the yellow dress and that rose colored one that was so badly pilled i thought it was intentionally textured like chenille or something, both paired with the heart necklace.

 

[SpaceAce]

Not that anyone cares, but apparently last night he was showing a dick pic on his live and some GUNT'S unidentified fat folds.

Dear god why.
I know he's a retarded meth head but what did he actually think he was doing while showing that off?
There is no possible scenario in this universe proving you fucked Chantal is a win.
Also everyone already knew he had sex with her, no one was asking for proof.
If it was just to prove his gross dick is slightly less gross than Salah's, which is like arguing that you're taller than a midget then Nadar still doesn't win because Salah is getting all the same benifits from Chantal that Nadar got and he doesn't have to fuck her.
I'm just utterly baffled by this.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

The finished product: --- it's a little snug, she says. But it's not bad

That burgundy thing is not clothing, it's upholstery.

 

[Schmooo]

While shopping she reports that one saleslady "measured" her, and she was "a 58", so she bought a "60".
I can only imagine that this number is her circumference in inches at her widest gunt point.

She says she’s size 60 = 60-in waist?
That surprises me. I just looked through all the side-view pics I have (she’s eerily less fat-looking from head-on) of her, and I would’ve guessed more than that.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

i see you missed that all the PSL utah influencer white girls were wearing "prairie dresses" the past few years. it was the actual name of a big trend.

it's a cute dress and i see similar on ladies at mass in the summer or out to brunch. honestly, it's just cheap and everything looks a bit silly on chantal.

anyway i miss the yellow dress and that rose colored one that was so badly pilled i thought it was intentionally textured like chenille or something, both paired with the heart necklace.

It is definitely not cute. Seersucker never translates well in manmade fibers. It doesn't hang properly and ends up looking too heavy and cheaper than polyester.

The rose dress definitely wasn't meant to look like chenille! If you can dig up the try on haul vid (with the really stupid air punching "tah tah tahtahtah" dance) it's just some kind of multi blend (acrylic and rayon?) from Horrid.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I would’ve guessed more than that.

If the 60 is a reference to inches, it's probably a top-gunt underbust rough measurement to make sure she can get into the dress. The dress design/cut probably flares out from the bust down to generously cover a huge waist and thighs.

No one is going to try to design a "waist" into a dress for a 400 lb woman. it just needs to fit over her head and then cover her body down to wherever it's supposed to end.
Note for ALR: a sleeveless midi-dress and a tank top are not the same thing

 

[RandomUserSperglet]

i see you missed that all the PSL utah influencer white girls were wearing "prairie dresses" the past few years. it was the actual name of a big trend.

it's a cute dress and i see similar on ladies at mass in the summer or out to brunch. honestly, it's just cheap and everything looks a bit silly on chantal.

anyway i miss the yellow dress and that rose colored one that was so badly pilled i thought it was intentionally textured like chenille or something, both paired with the heart necklace.

I must admit, current fashion trends are 100% not my wheelhouse so I completely defer to your knowledge on the dress acceptability.

However, just nah. I don't know who was wearing those dresses but I expect they're in the neighborhood of normlish sized. Maybe it could look ok on waifs in a candystriper girl sort of way. Practice for the eventual mumu. It's a matter of personal taste and they remind me of cheap childhood summer pajamas. Regardless, I think it looked awful on Chantal. Most things do. It was her regretting not having gotten more of the same dress that puzzled me.

 

[I call shenanigans]

It was her regretting not having gotten more of the same dress that puzzled me.

Tiered dresses are so 15 years ago. Fatties like them because the waist gather gives them more room over the abdomen, but in truth they are not the least bit flattering on fatties, as they emphasise the gut. In her case, that dress looks like it’s on backwards because the waist is forced under the boob, so the bodice is bunched up and not hanging freely to the waist.

There’s really not a lot out there for fatties that doesn’t have tiers though. Anna hauls so many of them, because it’s pretty much a choice between them and body con. It’s the same with other plus sized fashion YouTubers. That dress didn’t fit her though, it was way too tight under her boobs. She’d honestly be better of with more of those prayer cloak thingies. Sorry, don’t remember what they’re called.

ETA:

An Abaya?

Nope, but similar. Just looked them up and they are called prayer robes. Guess what…Temu sells them

https://www.temu.com/au/kuiper/un9/googleshopping-audit-a-psurl.html?goods_id=601099539876051

 

[multiverse]

She’d honestly be better of with more of those prayer cloak thingies

An Abaya?

 

[lol cow supreme]

This means, she is nearly as wide as tall? No the 58 inches are around.
She is a ball.
Anyways

You've triggered a math sperg but I'll keep it light for todays audience.

waist/chest/hip sizes are CIRCUMFERENCE. that means a line all the way around the outside.
The height of a circle would be the Diameter, or the distance across.
A 58 inch circumference would have an 18(ish) diameter. But Chantal isnt a purfect circle and is bigger gut than hip.




To Compare, Dwayne, "The Rock", Fanny Pack Johnson is 6 foot 5inches tall, 260 pounds with a waist of 35 inches, or 11 diameter..
The real shocker comes in area (2d) or volume (3d). But just for the 2d rendering.

A circle with a circumference of 58 inches has 268 inches/square. One that is 35 is just 98

So though Chanals Circumference is just 165% the Rock's, the area of that slice is 273%.

TLDR: Chantal would make the Rock look tiny.

Ps. The Rocks Chest/Shoulder measurement is 50. Also Chantal stretches whatever she is wearing its not the "as designed" 58. its a stretched 58, so likely 65+

 

[Clotso Coof]

TLDR: Chantal would make the Rock look tiny.

I feel like there's a "paper beats rock" joke in there somewhere, but I can't seem to find it. Something about fast food burger wrappers maybe?