Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

Is there any way this event gets worse? Whoose gonna start the shooting first? Nick or Aaron?

Nick - Nick is likely to come unhinged when he has his next legal setback. Probably when the current motion is denied. He will get drunk and coked up and go onstream with the girls trying to hold him back.. Or he will wreck the mustang trying to angry drive in the direction of where Aaron lives. Or Geno dumps Keanu and Keanu joins NIck's Harem.

Kayla - OD on benzos. Or else Nick sends her to burn down Stoney's bar to hurt Aaron where he lives.

April - Nick will send her out with Bow & Arrows to take out Aaron. Or else she gets pregnant by Nick but it turns out to be a child of the Ralphamale.

Aaron - has an on-air stroke which everyone thinks is a Mersh joke but they discover its real after two hours. Or he gets armed for self-defense and somehow shoots himself in the foot. Or he is about to "win" on everything and he is also gets back on local radio.....and then he steps on a rake in his front yard causing a serious concussion after which he loses everything he has left. Or he gets into a boxing ring with Ethan Ralph and gets kO'ed. Or he trips on a copy of Pawverbs and falls down some stairs breaking bones.

 

[Vibralldo]

Oh I think it's Qayla but it's because Nick convinces her she needs to shoot Aaron. He convinces her that revenge porn is justification and clearly self-defense. We just learned tonight that it's pedophilia adjacent. He also tells her the charges against them disappear once Aaron is gone. If Qayla doesn't buy it, he still has April and DV allegations to convince her to act in self-defense. As a last resort, he could promise Ethan Ralph that he could join the qover, but according to the bylaws, memberships are for life and until Aaron dies, Ethan can't join.

His dream is Aaron is dead, Qayla is in prison, Qayla's sister takes the kids, he moves his heat allergy to Palm Springs and April starts an Only Fans searching for younger women for the Qover. Will Keanu help her friend start an Only Fans so April can escape being a victim?

Spoiler

This is a facetious attempt trying to think the way all these cunts think.

You're both wrong!
Nick is going to realize the truth that's been obvious from the start:

-Does drugs
-Hates kids
-Hates women
-Promiscuous
-Neurotic
-Anorexic
-Twink
-Narcissist
-Licks men
-Shoves bottles up his ass

Nick is a homosexual and his true love is Aaron who he will gay marry!

God will also bestow Kayla and April to Fapcop as a joke.

 

[Bepis]

Is there any way this event gets worse? Whoose gonna start the shooting first? Nick or Aaron?

If April decides she wants kids (30's not far off, wouldn't be unheard of) then things could break down in a variety of very entertaining ways. Most boring option is that she just leaves and they let her, but I doubt any of these morons would let it end so neatly if things came to that.

 

[AltisticRight]

I really wonder what Nick does with his time nowday.s

He used to stream almost every night... Now... Nothing but silence.

Aaron cropped out the head, so all they have here is "we think its her because of the tattoos", I see a lot of wiggle room for this to just get dropped.

Now the prosecutors must reference slatternly tattoos with Balldo's boring streams.
Suffah, pigs.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Is there any way this event gets worse? Whoose gonna start the shooting first? Nick or Aaron?

April for sure. She has that immature brat trait, sooner or later she'll throw THAT tantrum.

Nick's cope stream will be like the Zapruder film when April 360 No Scopes him from the corner knoll.

She then ties down a drugged-up Kayla on the bed like James Caan in Misery and tortures her by slowly smashing each Star Trek miniature with the Balldo in front of her.

Then she drives the Mustang out to Aaron's house and has an epic Kill Bill-esque sword battle with Slam Piece......

........and as April's about to apply the killing blow, the bail bondsman shows up (remember guys, April put down Aaron's address) and shoots her through the five-head.

 

[House Cat]

Is there any way this event gets worse? Whoose gonna start the shooting first? Nick or Aaron?

Kayla:
Kayla, in a Elsa 'Let it Go' moment, realizes that she's loved Romaine all along. While we all think that April's credit card has been just April's money, little did we know, April and Kayla created a joint account where they had a Thelma and Louise style account to get out together. But, Kayla decides... "Gurl... "I wanna be with Romaine. I've always loved the black D."

Kayla orders a new credit card, gets it mailed to the house that's on Zillow, activates it, and books a flight to Jamaica. But wait... there's more. What we all didn't know was Kayla this entire time has had a 2010 Sprint partner flip phone with Romaine they set up while Nick was getting pile drived by a few bulls at Hedonism, and Kayla and Romaine were able to sneak off and get their phones while in Jamaica. This sets off the plan to let Romaine know that she's on her way... and her and Nick are no more.

April & Nick:
These two mother fuckers... strap in folks...
First things first, Nick and April put up all the kids up for adoption. The two both move to West Palm thinking they're going to be the next best guests at Mar-A-Lago. When the two arrive, with Nick thinking that Trump will remember him from being at some random movie showing a year ago wearing a belt from Hot Topic, they're both immediately turned away not only for their wardrobe, but also for their visible sores and being called "The New West Palm Meth Heads." The two retreat to whatever hotel takes them for the night.

The two end up at the Ocean Front Inn in Palm Beach (two star review) where the two are so high and horny. Before even dropping their suitcases, April grabs Nick, starts caressing his bald spot, throws him on the bed, starts to undress, to which Nick starts to remove his pants. A flaccidness seems to have taken over Nick, to which April tries to search their toiletry bag for a "little blue pill." To no avail, no pill. However, a swiss army is found, and April has had enough. Tormented with the thought of another flaccid penis, another night to which she will not be satisfied, April realizes she must take a stand. Nick, still on the bed, at this moment, has passed out from all the whiskey he's drank. April, takes the swiss army knife, and like the sausage being sliced at your local deli, starts to slice of that schiester lawyer's schlongy balldo ding dong... to the point she can finally hold the entire little nigger faggot pickled walnut in her hand... Lorena Bobbett Style.

April accuses him of sexual assault and gets off with a misdemeanor. Nick declares himself pro se, and is a no show in court... DICKLESS.

Also, the kids were all adopted to good homes.

Aaron:
Aaron, in a fit of rage - goes to his son's school during lunch, and professes his love for Kayla in the cafeteria while holding an AR-15... screams out loud his manifesto claiming his undying love for Kayla, and that Nick is to blame for all of the transgressions placed upon Spicer, St. Cloud, the United States, Camelot311, Keanu, and the World. He then proceeds to shoot up the entire school while the lunch lady is serving tater tots and fish sticks, leaving an entire bloody mess of teachers, children, cocktail, and tarter sauce lying everywhere. He then aims the gun into his own revenge porned mouth and shoots himself in the head... and misses... where the lunch lady comes by and dials 911 and holds his brains with a set of St. Cloud recycled napkins.

Epilogue:
Aaron eats everything thru a St. Cloud recycled paper straw and finds out he's developed a dairy allergy and dies because of it.
That's how they found out..........................
Strawberry milkshake.

Edit: grammar.......... and tarter sauce fuckers

 

[Nate Higgers]

We just learned tonight that it's pedophilia adjacent.

Wait what, did I miss something ITT or otherwise? Did Rekieta stream or say something that retarded on xitter?

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

What the fuck is tater sauce?

 

[daffodils]

Someone who has tattoos on like 70% of her body

Interesting article I read about that the other day:

https://www.emilkirkegaard.com/p/tattoos-and-piercings-what-do-they

Overall, then, results are in line:

Mental health relates negatively to having tattoos, especially large ones or many of them. This is consistent across many studies across time and place.

Intelligence relates negatively to having tattoos.

Having piercings out of the ordinary relates negatively to intelligence and mental health.

We replicate these findings using the OKCupid sample, which is a very large sample of mostly English speaking young to middle aged adults.

Also applies neatly to many other characters in this white trash saga.

 

[Major]

I won't go too into this so as not to derail the thread, but is that that lady's grift? Like, she's the cool grandma but is actually devoutly reglious? Weird.

Hey man, not every old lady you know was always a sweet, caring woman. Some of them hoe'd it up in their youth.

I mean, just look at her

 

[repentance]

Geno runs around yelling about how he NEVER puts his hands on a woman. That is all fun and games until Keanu decides that she really hates Geno's guts and suddenly those small intimate moments, or minor altercations will be conflated into a huge abuse case. And April will be there to back Keanu up 100%.

I hope it happens before he marries the cunt.

I'd guess there was further tests done abd they didn't go Balldo's way. Hence why he was frantically reading research papers. Didn't he say 40 or so?

Or he never had independent testing done because he knew it would just confirm the original results.

Then she's going to shoot Crackets with the gun that was left behind in the gun cabinet.

April - Nick will send her out with Bow & Arrows to take out Aaron.

April's weapons are still there and presumably accessible to everyone in the polycule. It remains to be seen who will use them.

I'm going to be very disappointed if Keanu doesn't join the polycule.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Melonie Mac craves the Balldo.

I mean, she's old, but not all guys her age have E.D. and need something like that. Unless you're implying she's sexually attracted to Nick. I suppose stranger things have happened but come on.

What the fuck is tater sauce?

It's sauce one puts on a tater. You know, a po-tay-to.

I'm hilarious.

I'm going to be very disappointed if Keanu doesn't join the polycule.

Why would she? What would would be in it for her?

 

[3MMA]

Before even dropping their suitcases, April grabs Nick, starts caressing his bald spot, throws him….

I fuckin’ died laughing at “caressing his bald spot.”

Spoiler: Bald but (SFW)

This bald spot:

Caressed:

This too.

Nick’s a balding cuckold.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick’s a balding cuckold.

If what Aaron says is true and Nick likes to hit himself during fits of tard rage, then I can easily see that behaviour escalate into him ripping his own hair out.

 

[TurdThrower]

Nick is a homosexual and his true love is Aaron who he will gay marry!

I've said it a few times on Balldo's thread but I think that Aaron is the one that got away.

If April decides she wants kids (30's not far off, wouldn't be unheard of) then things could break down in a variety of very entertaining ways. Most boring option is that she just leaves and they let her, but I doubt any of these morons would let it end so neatly if things came to that.

No authoritative source but what I've read multiple times here is that she can't have them.

April for sure. She has that immature brat trait, sooner or later she'll throw THAT tantrum.

Since Nick's favorite movie is American Beauty, maybe with Kayla being a catatonic vegetable that has an RCA cable hooked up to her potato (brain) to run TNG episodes via VHS, we get to see April play the role of his wife and do her thing. Except in this version he did suck the dick instead of turning the guy (Aaron) down.

When the two arrive, with Nick thinking that Trump will remember him from being at some random movie showing a year ago wearing a belt from Hot Topic, they're both immediately turned away not only for their wardrobe, but also for their visible sores and being called "The New West Palm Meth Heads." The two retreat to whatever hotel takes them for the night.

Besides the body cam release I now need Trump making a comment on it.

Wait what, did I miss something ITT or otherwise? Did Rekieta stream or say something that retarded on xitter?

I don't know I'm trying to wrap my head around that part. There were a few people sperging about revenge porn so I want to say that one of them equated it to that.

 

[Nate Higgers]

maybe with Kayla being a catatonic vegetable that has an RCA cable hooked up to her potato (brain) to run TNG episodes via VHS

I still think Qayla’s favorite Star Treq is Deep Space 9

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Wait what, did I miss something ITT or otherwise? Did Rekieta stream or say something that retarded on xitter?

I believe its a tongue in cheek reference to a faggot who was escorted out of the thread by the jannies for arguing that "Revenge Porn is the same as Rape/Pedophilia and Aaron is a rapist".

It is obviously not the same thing.

Besides the body cam release I now need Trump making a comment on it.

"Yes, it is very clear. Nick is a great guy! They set him up, just like me. The state is not releasing the footage, isn't that convenient?"

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Wait what, did I miss something ITT or otherwise? Did Rekieta stream or say something that retarded on xitter?

Some retard started an argument by saying that Aaron deserves higher bail because revenge porn is pedophile adjacent.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/argue-with-dr-butt-over-ethics-of-revenge-pornography-4th-dimensional-molestation-and-how-pedophila-is-created.199610/

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No authoritative source but what I've read multiple times here is that she can't have them.

People pulled that out of their asses just because April had some issues with her ovaries some time ago. And other people keep repeating it despite being too lazy to use the search function and check their claims before making them.

Looking five years ahead, I can see Nick living à la David Koresh with a compound full of pilled out/coked up fuck toys like April. I can only hope that Kayla will have removed herself and her children from that shit show, but I doubt she’ll gather the strength to do that. Nick and April will still be drinking and will continue to look way older than their biological ages.

 

[Major]

People pulled that out of their asses just because April had some issues with her ovaries some time ago. And other people keep repeating it despite being too lazy to use the search function and check their claims before making them.

Looking five years ahead, I can see Nick living à la David Koresh with a compound full of pilled out/coked up fuck toys like April. I can only hope that Kayla will have removed herself and her children from that shit show, but I doubt she’ll gather the strength to do that. Nick and April will still be drinking and will continue to look way older than their biological ages.

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These AI bots are getting pretty good. April's is 100% accurate.