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[Barr2011]

Why are they always this dramatic? No one is going to put you into any concentration camp, yes even if Trump wins. The only trannies who get killed in high numbers are the black escorts , which they don’t even advocate for. I wish they had real problems.

 

[Fapcop]

Tranny is upset make-up and a skirt are not enough to make his long-time friend/roommate think of him as feminine.

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I will call my roommate A for anonymity’s sake.

Recently, A and I were sitting in the living room together. He was talking with me about a new friend he had been hanging out with, and he was excited to be her friend because he “doesn’t have any feminine people in his life other than [his sister.]” I was wearing a full face of makeup and a skirt, and feeling good about my femininity. So, it really hurt my feelings when I heard this, and I tried to address it directly. I asked A “do you not think I’m a feminine person in your life?” To this, he said “you know what I mean…”

For context, I have only been on hrt for around 2.5 months, so I haven’t developed many feminine features yet. Also, I have known A for a long time so I understand that it might take a while for him to adjust to me.

I don’t think that A is saying these things specifically to hurt my feelings, but I think he might be transphobic in some sort of internal way. He also makes a lot of jokes about women, so I think he’s not exactly the most socially conscious.

I would love an outside opinion. Is he being transphobic towards me, and what do I do? Also, what does he mean by ‘you know what I mean…’ ??

Give it a couple more months of this and the roommate is sure to join the farms.

LMAO!

“Everyone who reminds me I’m not a woman, is a transphobe!”

 

[The Morning Visitor]

Eddie Izzard has to be kicking himself that he was honest in his standup 20 years ago about it all being a fetish and a style of dress.

If he'd kept it quiet and popped up as "actually a woman" in the twilight of his career, he could have hidden easily among the other aging AGPs; nobody truly cares what a c-list comedian/actor is up to.

He's very lucky that remembering and noticing are forbidden in the modern era.

Eddie Izzard and his embracement of trans ideology has been a disaster for the comedy race.

Seriously. I loved Dress to Kill growing up, I loved his random bit parts in movies like Mystery Men. He showed us all that men can attack their fears of appearing effeminate head on and still come out of the battle as securely masculine as ever.

And then he said he was a woman once that became the popular thing. It's a real fucking shame, seeing a self-aware, self-deprecating, crossdressing man take the plunge in the troonshine and betray everything he stood for.

 

[Vampirella]

Yaoi fangirls will ship anything, man.

I have to wonder if any of the female fans of the Original Star Trek became pooners after writing Kirk and Spock fan fics back in the 60s and 70s?

 

[deermeat]

Why are they always this dramatic? No one is going to put you into any concentration camp, yes even if Trump wins. The only trannies who get killed in high numbers are the black escorts , which they don’t even advocate for. I wish they had real problems.

With their blatant lies about suffering, I wish they would be put into concentration camps.
I mean think about it... Every actual minority has no chance escaping a concentration camp. They have no choice. Yet all a tranny would need to do is just "detransition", and in the end that saves their life as well. Literally protects everyone else's life because women wouldnt need to share a space with them anymore. You can't even provide an explanation on the thing you are identifying as. What is a woman? What is a man?

I highly doubt Nazis targeted any tranny back then for being a tranny. They targeted gay men, and that included all the trannies that ever existed because tranny nonsense was a HSTS thing only. If they even existed back then. Like what... 5 people in total I bet?

 

[Character from a movie]

Non-passing troon is mistaken for a gay man by a random woman, he assumes that she thought he was a straight woman and is outraged by her heteronormativity:

Retard said "fiancé" instead of "fiancée", so of course the lady immediately thought, "Yes, this one is a faggot".

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Retard said "fiancé" instead of "fiancée", so of course the lady immediately thought, "Yes, this one is a faggot".

I mean, she probably also saw a guy in a dress and assumed he was a homo.

 

[Sourceress]

Why are they always this dramatic? No one is going to put you into any concentration camp, yes even if Trump wins. The only trannies who get killed in high numbers are the black escorts , which they don’t even advocate for. I wish they had real problems.

I love how this narrative has just gotten bigger and bigger, like.. oh, now Trump wants to put me in a concentration camp? When this histrionic bullshit started, they were all claiming that Trump and the Republicans wanted to put trannies in camps, then it became LGBTQIABBQWTF++! in camps, then it became every minority in the world (with how they consider people "minorities" that really didn't leave many people out..), now it's everybody in camps! Shouldn't they be hailing this as inclusive? But seriously, society can't function if literally everyone is in a concentration camp you dingus. It doesn't work that way.

Of course, trying to tell a tranny to get some more grounded and believable propaganda is like... I dunno, telling a conspiracy theorist to lay off the tinfoil. It's just never gonna happen. You'd think they'd understand that just saying, "The Republicans want to change the law to make things like gay marriage and abortion illegal, and this is bad for x, y, and z reasons" would be more persuasive (as well as being more realistic and honest) than a bunch of crazy men in miniskirts with their dongs hanging out running around screeching "CAMPS! THEY'LL PUT US ALL IN CAMPS! AND YOU! THEY'LL PUT YOU IN CAMPS TOO! EVERYONE IN CAAAAMPS!" but apparently not. Go figure.

 

[Geraldine]

African American self described non-binary party girl.
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A little gallery of selfies.

Spoiler: Here's one example. No nudity. Marked NSFW because he did and to be on the safe side.

 

[Dread First]

Why are they always this dramatic? No one is going to put you into any concentration camp, yes even if Trump wins. The only trannies who get killed in high numbers are the black escorts , which they don’t even advocate for. I wish they had real problems.

If those were my only options, I'd rather blow my brains out altogether. Not because I detest Republicans putting me into a camp, rather to ensure that my brains render the tranny's dog food completely fucking inedible.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

I know there's a whole trope around "depression makes you better at art" but it's not true, it's hard to create art / perform if you are going through heavy shit

The romanticization around the tortured artist really fucking annoys me too. It's far more complex than 'dude if you suffer you make better art lol'. Actual tortured artists made art in order to cope with what they were feeling. They didn't deliberately seek out suffering because it would somehow magically make them better artists. Kurt Cobain didn't kiss a shotgun goodbye because he wanted to use suffering as a muse.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

African American self described non-binary party girl.
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always fucking city people doing this shit

 

[Geraldine]

always fucking city people doing this shit

Big city, big audience. tee hee

 

[The Morning Visitor]

You'd think they'd understand that just saying, "The Republicans want to change the law to make things like gay marriage and abortion illegal, and this is bad for x, y, and z reasons" would be more persuasive (as well as being more realistic and honest) than a bunch of crazy men in miniskirts with their dongs hanging out running around screeching "CAMPS! THEY'LL PUT US ALL IN CAMPS! AND YOU! THEY'LL PUT YOU IN CAMPS TOO! EVERYONE IN CAAAAMPS!" but apparently not. Go figure.

Hell, I wanted to leave them to their own devices (sodomize each other behind closed doors to their hearts' content), but now I kinda want to put them in camps. Just to see what happens.

 

[Fapcop]

Hope springs eternal for this lil’ dood!



Another pooner discovers to her surprise that men see her as… A woman!

What could be more manly than writing en essay about how that makes her feel?


Yet another pooner finds out that men don’t consider her a man. Shocker!




And a post I can only describe as disgusting.
I will never understand why these crazy chicks want a gross hyena clitoris.


Lol… Doesn’t take a phd in psychology to figure out why this chick pointed out. Guess what hun, it didn’t work!


Pooner has a body other chicks would kill for. Decides to mutilate it. She’ll regret this.

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

Pooner has a body other chicks would kill for. Decides to mutilate it. She’ll regret this.
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While the "skinny body" is something some women want, no woman wants huge knockers. Sure they don't want to be flat chested, but big titties are so damned annoying. You get back and shoulder pains, bras are hard to get right and yeah.

Although agreeing, pooner is going to regret chopping off her tits. Just get a damned reduction.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Hope springs eternal for this lil’ dood!

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Another pooner discovers to her surprise that men see her as… A woman!
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What could be more manly than writing en essay about how that makes her feel?
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Yet another pooner finds out that men don’t consider her a man. Shocker!
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And a post I can only describe as disgusting.
I will never understand why these crazy chicks want a gross hyena clitoris.
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Lol… Doesn’t take a phd in psychology to figure out why this chick pointed out. Guess what hun, it didn’t work!
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Pooner has a body other chicks would kill for. Decides to mutilate it. She’ll regret this.
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Love to see their tragic missives when their “coming out” letters get ignored, or just a “whatever”. Smart move from lil’ pooner’s father. No doubt she’ll try something else for attention, though (and sadly not something productive, constructive, or otherwise admirable).

Just dye your hair green and say you’re bisexual, Susan. Maybe smoke weed once. It totally makes you cool and rebellious.

 

[Fapcop]

Love to see their tragic missives when their “coming out” letters get ignored, or just a “whatever”. Smart move from lil’ pooner’s father. No doubt she’ll try something else for attention, though (and sadly not something productive, constructive, or otherwise admirable).

Just dye your hair green and say you’re bisexual, Susan. Maybe smoke weed once. It totally makes you cool and rebellious.

There’s a bunch of other posts about her dad and coming out.
And posts about nail art and her cute little Mini Cooper. (Sigh).

She’s 19 and from New Zealand, and aside from her other incredibly feminine posts we find this gem:


Makes about as much sense as a man who’s scared of testicle pain putting his balls in a vice.

It’s all so very tiring.
And very retarded.

 

[Positron]

Another pooner discovers to her surprise that men see her as… A woman!

Nah, people don't see you as a "manic pixie dream girl" or a "quirky punk goth"; they see you as a smelly, mentally ill fuck-up, a would-be Audrey Hale, to be avoided at all costs.

 

[Otterly]

Today I looked in the mirror and I’ve stopped passing to myself again.

The sheer number of layers of mental illness contained in this one sentence .