Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

April's is 100% accurate.

Actually, I believe April will gain at least 40 pounds in the next five years. Look at all the girls you went to high school with who managed to hold it together until 30 and then just ballooned up like a typical American midwesterner. She’ll put on the pounds, get a wash-and-go haircut, wear only sweatpants, and continue to wear that hideous ‘80s, hard black, unblended eyeliner that makes her look even older.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Actually, I believe April will gain at least 40 pounds in the next five years. Look at all the girls you went to high school with who managed to hold it together until 30 and then just ballooned up like a typical American midwesterner. She’ll put on the pounds, get a wash-and-go haircut, wear only sweatpants, and continue to wear that hideous ‘80s, hard black, unblended eyeliner that makes her look even older.

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April's biography: "From Corner Demon to Elephant in the Room"

 

[DHugo]

Actually, I believe April will gain at least 40 pounds in the next five years.

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The "Josh goes back to the US and starts feeding her" timeline

 

[Major]

Actually, I believe April will gain at least 40 pounds in the next five years. Look at all the girls you went to high school with who managed to hold it together until 30 and then just ballooned up like a typical American midwesterner. She’ll put on the pounds, get a wash-and-go haircut, wear only sweatpants, and continue to wear that hideous ‘80s, hard black, unblended eyeliner that makes her look even older.

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I actually thought you'd managed to find a picture of her mother for a second there.

 

[not william stenchever]

God will also bestow Kayla and April to Fapcop as a joke.

@Fapcop is not a joke in God's eyes but one of his most dutiful followers, as one must be to shepherd those lazy whores.

 

[JoeBorden]

I don't know much about Melton's lore but from what I heard, he's active since 2005, doing podcasts, streaming and standups. He's Redbar's personal cow, and before A-logging Aaron and Stuttering John, less than 50 people were watching him stream. So Steel Toe A-logging is a highlight of his career. Also, he pretends to be married to a woman.

You have to be kidding about the wife thing. I knew Patrick Melton many years ago when he was trying to do standup down in Florida and California mostly.

He was seeing a guy at the time and they lived together. I can’t remember the guy’s name but if I heard it again I’d recognize it. It was an Asian sounding name I think.

He was always professional with me but I would hear stories about weird stuff he would do. I heard things from enough different people to figure out that I didn’t experience the real Patrick.

If he says he has a wife I would be flabbergasted if they were actually married unless it was some con to get her money. He told people he was dating a girl and tried to get her involved in some stuff he was doing but I think someone found out the girl was actually in a real relationship with someone else.

I hadn’t thought about Patrick Melton in so long until I came across his name in these threads. I need to go back and ask some old friends about him.

I can’t believe he’s crafted this new version of himself.

 

[Fapcop]

You're both wrong!
Nick is going to realize the truth that's been obvious from the start:

-Does drugs
-Hates kids
-Hates women
-Promiscuous
-Neurotic
-Anorexic
-Twink
-Narcissist
-Licks men
-Shoves bottles up his ass

Nick is a homosexual and his true love is Aaron who he will gay marry!

God will also bestow Kayla and April to Fapcop as a joke.

This is clearly the superior timeline!

@Fapcop is not a joke in God's eyes but one of his most dutiful followers, as one must be to shepherd those lazy whores.

And, not to brag, but I also have a success record of absolutely ZERO women adjacency to me, pushed into drug abuse, sexual degeneracy and swinging. Clearly I’m doing something right!

 

[Guntkvd]

You have to be kidding about the wife thing. I knew Patrick Melton many years ago when he was trying to do standup down in Florida and California mostly.

He was seeing a guy at the time and they lived together. I can’t remember the guy’s name but if I heard it again I’d recognize it. It was an Asian sounding name I think.

He was always professional with me but I would hear stories about weird stuff he would do. I heard things from enough different people to figure out that I didn’t experience the real Patrick.

If he says he has a wife I would be flabbergasted if they were actually married unless it was some con to get her money. He told people he was dating a girl and tried to get her involved in some stuff he was doing but I think someone found out the girl was actually in a real relationship with someone else.

I hadn’t thought about Patrick Melton in so long until I came across his name in these threads. I need to go back and ask some old friends about him.

I can’t believe he’s crafted this new version of himself.

He deserves a thread, but I don't think anyone but hardcore Redbar people know the full extent of his lore. He's like ReviewTechUsa. Decades of failure, but not significant enough to get the mainstream attention.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

He was seeing a guy at the time and they lived together. I can’t remember the guy’s name but if I heard it again I’d recognize it. It was an Asian sounding name I think.

Is it the Moody guy with some Hezbollah surname?

 

[JoeBorden]

Is it the Moody guy with some Hezbollah surname?

I can’t really tell from that picture. Do you have another one that doesn’t have glasses on? The name sounds familiar but I just remember the guy being asian or maybe Indian.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

I can’t really tell from that picture. Do you have another one that doesn’t have glasses on? The name sounds familiar but I just remember the guy being asian or maybe Indian.

No glasses.

 

[JoeBorden]

No glasses.

I’m almost certain that’s not him. The name sounds very familiar though so maybe my eyes/memory are letting me down on this one.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

I’m almost certain that’s not him. The name sounds very familiar though so maybe my eyes/memory are letting me down on this one.

stop shitting up the thread. take all Patrick talk to here. Tired of pedo talk derailing the thread

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate-nonce-shield-saddamlanza-on-the-ethics-of-a-fat-a-log-joking-about-child-rape.199559/

 

[Lidl Drip]

corrupting a young Christian woman and balldo her up

She's a 37 year old pick-me whose content is centered around "I am a cool girl, I hate other women, I love videogames and drinking beer with the guys" while posting bikini pics on Twitter and saying how much she loves Jesus.

 

[Strix454]

I found a video of Patrick Melton's on-stage proposal to his supposed girlfriend/wife.

I could find no evidence of an actual wedding or marriage or him even living with her.

 

[Fapcop]

She's a 37 year old pick-me whose content is centered around "I am a cool girl, I hate other women, I love videogames and drinking beer with the guys" while posting bikini pics on Twitter and saying how much she loves Jesus.

She’s 37?! Jesus Christ! April looks older than her!

I found a video of Patrick Melton's on-stage proposal to his supposed girlfriend/wife.


I could find no evidence of an actual wedding or marriage or him even living with her.

Pedo adjacent… Girlfriend about the size of a 13 year old. Kinda makes you think…

 

[Desktop User2]

I found a video of Patrick Melton's on-stage proposal to his supposed girlfriend/wife.

I could find no evidence of an actual wedding or marriage or him even living with her.

Good lord, what a fat fuck. He was grasping for air after talking while standing... I dont know why but he gives me massive KoP vibes, the faggy way of speaking...
PS: one of the major impediments for this faggot to marry is that, I think, marrying a 6yo is very frowned upon. May be wrong tho.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

She's a 37 year old pick-me whose content is centered around "I am a cool girl, I hate other women, I love videogames and drinking beer with the guys" while posting bikini pics on Twitter and saying how much she loves Jesus.

Oh, Melonie Mac is a grifter to the full extent of the world - she was full on woke a few years ago, had also tried being a streamer for a long time before she finally managed to get some following after switching to being a conservative, ultra-Christian bait. She still posts body revealing photos on her instagram though. I'm pretty sure she has an eating disorder, she's very vocal about eating only beef and literally nothing else, she says it's for health, but after seeing her social media and constant body checking I don't think she's okay.

Some of her old tweets below, not that old though. I'd be less suspicious about an overnight switch like that in someone's 20s, but in mid 30s? It's a whole group of these woke-turned-conservative internet women, they all just keep repeating the same talking points and are boring to death. It works though, they make good money and other streamers simp for them like crazy.

 

[Lidl Drip]

She’s 37?! Jesus Christ! April looks older than her!

She got a lot of work done and is always heavily filtered. I doubt she can raise her eyebrows.

 

[Vesperus]

Is there any way this event gets worse? Whoose gonna start the shooting first? Nick or Aaron?

Nick shoots up
Kayla shoots Nick
Aaron shoots himself (in the dick)
April shoots a porno
The kids shoot a documentary
We all do shots.