DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Let's recap the situation]

Panda removing her ring in such a dramatic fashion in front of him is such bullshit; that echoed the moment the Kat restraining order was revealed last year.
The rest of it lines up with his 2019 debunking stream; he really wants his dents to know just how kind he was to Panda.

I genuinely hope that one day she will also jump into a tractor stream and throw him under the bus.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Leave it to Philbert to cover an obvious lie with another. I'm 100% sure he still owns that account. He is a terrible liar.

Bro actually opened up his own "Pandoras BAHX" with last night.

I'm way too exhausted from all of the nonsense that I hope the Nu-guard detractors have enough autism to go through the secret final chapter and epilogue to this whole story that he just spun.

Phil's lawyer(lol) is going to be shitting their pants!

 

[Gramh]

It's almost like he used the WWE Champions thing to distract from the narrative of Joon's vid that DSP is a beggar and an opportunistic asshole to anyone that gets close to him as just the base level of his personality and that he's never once acted any different despite protesting he's a changed person. He even laughed at the idea of slapping a random kid and was mad that Youtube took down the video and was smug about them reversing the decision after he whined at them. Just unhinged behavior during this whole react, that everyone was always wrong except for when he was very explicitly caught lying about what the situation was. I can't wait to see the finale, where he has to rewatch The Interview because it's a very well understood L for DSP and he's already admitted to lying his ass off about the biggest talking point. Didn't think that we'd be eating this good in the vortex but here we are. If anybody doesn't understand DSP to be an evergreen lolcow, I am lost as to how they don't get it now.

 

[Shark]

If DSP sold his WWE Champions account, where’s the receipt? Because if he’s anything like his gameplay, that sale would’ve lagged out before it even processed!

 

[arrivefriday]

I expected him to have bought a lesser whaled on account and show it but shame on me for thinking he was gonna provide receipts
His new lie about this is somehow even more retarded than "man the DownFromTheRafters guys is the most unlucky person ever lol"

This is funny is sooo many ways when you think about it, not only did he mention that some top paypig in the best clan or whatever was retiring and somehow was still playing even after having quit, which begs the question: What's more likely, that the biggest cuck in the game quit his addiction or that he said he wanted to quit and then jut kept playing?
DSP after admitting that he spent $40,000+ on this account claims he was bullied off it, but not wanting to lose all the "investment" he has put into this account, talks to the admins about changing his name, gets his name changed, blames them for being careless and changing the name before the agreed-upon time, then fucks off, sells his account and then makes a new one.

The same guy who bitches endlessly about losing 20 minutes of progress in a game he gets paid to play, no fucking way dude, I'd wager that even the most dented loyal fans he has see through this massive failure of a retcon.

I'm happy though, this means that the WWE Champions ride won't end until the game is shut down, never change DSP, never change.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I'm sorry that you seem so concerned that I think Phil is genuinely too stupid to use google to get an answer he want.

Stop being a passive aggressive little bitch and say what you mean. I'll go first:
Your opinion is retarded and doesn't make practical sense. Your genuine opinion is that he's able to track down a bankruptcy attorney and obfuscate his finances well enough to scam the government into discharging an enormous amount of consumer debt, but is unable to do a Google search and click on a first page result. That is your honest opinion, and it is fucking stupid. Somehow that makes more sense to you than him just being a lazy fatass with the maturity of a preteen girl, which explains all of this.

This is why people don't take Phil alogs and farming equipment seriously, you will only interpret things in a way that makes Phil look like the most retarded, window licking pathological liar possible, while simultaneously taking some things at face value to try to spin him as a criminal, but also implying he somehow is smart enough to defraud the government. It's insane.

Already in this thread, we have faggots advocating to report him to whatever company owns or operates the shitty mobile gacha game he plays and we have even bigger bootlicking faggots implying someone here should report him to the fucking feds for computer fraud.

This is why you faggots suck. This is why your board sucks, and this is why null, and every other sane user of the site, hates you.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Phil is confronted with 4 hours of excruciating detail about how he's been stepping on the same rake for 20 years. And how it's ruined his life. He then immediately steps on the rake again.

It's platonic lolcowdom. Like Chris Chan finally getting Null to cut him off by stealing from Barb's bank account. Or Ralph going back to Portugal to get beaten in the street again.

 

[Coke Zero]

It's almost like he used the WWE Champions thing to distract from the narrative of Joon's vid that DSP is a beggar and an opportunistic asshole to anyone that gets close to him as just the base level of his personality and that he's never once acted any different despite protesting he's a changed person. He even laughed at the idea of slapping a random kid and was mad that Youtube took down the video and was smug about them reversing the decision after he whined at them. Just unhinged behavior during this whole react, that everyone was always wrong except for when he was very explicitly caught lying about what the situation was. I can't wait to see the finale, where he has to rewatch The Interview because it's a very well understood L for DSP and he's already admitted to lying his ass off about the biggest talking point. Didn't think that we'd be eating this good in the vortex but here we are. If anybody doesn't understand DSP to be an evergreen lolcow, I am lost as to how they don't get it now.

Yeah it's obvious from phil watching this documentary he still really doesn't understand why so many people dislike him and why his behaviors are criticized constantly. Throughout the entire reaction phil has constantly been forced to admit "I lied back then", "I misspoke there", "oh yeah I wasnt truthful about that either", etc. and it's like at some point shouldn't it click that if you're having to admit to years and years of lies, you're probably a scumbag and people are justified in not liking you? He just has no shame or guilt about any of it and can't grasp that most people don't like being lied to.

 

[OS Ghost]

I'd wager that even the most dented loyal fans he has see through this massive failure of a retcon.

I actually took a look at his twitter replies, and for the first time in years I see even DSP simps flaming the fuck out of him and calling him a liar. One of them even pointed out he would've had to be logged into DFTR the other day to post those cropped hinting screenshots. He may have pushed his luck with lying this time. I'm sure OIC and the like will continue to dickride him, but there's definitely a noticeable shift in the energy from his replies right now.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Im waiting to watch the WPIG reaction stream from last night with muh wife when she finishes with work, but I will say this: Phil always thinks he can justify an old lie with a new one. He honestly thinks he can justify anything he does if he just explains good enough. NOBODY come at me with questions of why dudes a cow tho, how can this not be gold to watch?

 

[Telemeter]

Leave it to Philbert to cover an obvious lie with another. I'm 100% sure he still owns that account. He is a terrible liar.

The "Down" and "From" screenshots he posted this week are in a styling only visible for currently logged in accounts.

 

[Japs_eye]

The new champions lie makes my brain hurt. So, according to David, he was the user behind TheyCallMeDSP, until he sold it *looks up to the heavens* "uhhh 2, 3 years ago". So post bankruptcy lol? So you were using that account, by your own story, while begging to save your house??? Dude

This is why your board sucks, and this is why null, and every other same user of the site, hates you.

Where have you been this past week? Null loves us and we love null. He's /ourguy/, genuous josh some call him

 

[johnkimble123]

A lot of great moments will be overshadowed by the WWE confession, but this one about the Projared beef is one of my favorites:

https://youtu.be/mRQZwWPWiZM?t=9666

How does Phil manage to always give explanations that make him look so much worse? "Yes! But I only did that because I keep grudges for years about trivial shit, and once someone is down, I shoot my shot to kick them when they are down."

He comes across like a true sociopath, especially since he seems to believe these are extenuating circumstance (instead it's more like the reasoning a prosecutor would use to demonstrate first degree murder... malice aforethought)

The fun comeback for that is that he bitched the other day that the FGC used the story about him crying and blaming his shit posting on being an alcoholic to laugh at him... almost as a comeuppance for all the years of "playing the heel" and being a piece of shit. And for this, he even demanded an apology from Justin Wong.

So almost exactly the same thing he did to Projared and that DSP says he deserved. And the same thing he did to RTU. Etc etc.

Hypocrisy isn't something he thinks about clearly.

 

[C4-621]

DSP's YouTube home page is starting to look like your average rage-bait grifter. He's got...

1. Titles written in third person WITH gross USE of CAPITILIZATION
2. Aggressive soyjak thumbnails w/ backdrop of discussed topic
3. Short form clips

I think this is it for his 'branching out' plan. I don't watch rage-bait so I'm not sure how DSP fares against other video game news grifters but I imagine he sucks at it. He mocked RTU for simply reading news articles on video, but really I don't see how DSP is any different when the only connection to the industry he has is consuming all their slop. I guess it doesn't matter though since it seems the theatrics are what people enjoy about this video game tabloid edition of The Sun.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Craig needs to simply say "Fuck off" with today's interview.

 

[San Dimas High School]

This is why people don't take Phil alogs and farming equipment seriously,

lol you're mad. Also why wouldn't anyone take farming equipment seriously? I don't get it.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

and every other same user of the site, hates you.

Ok cool, now rope you faggot.

 

[arrivefriday]

I actually took a look at his twitter replies, and for the first time in years I see even DSP simps flaming the fuck out of him and calling him a liar. One of them even pointed out he would've had to be logged into DFTR the other day to post those cropped hinting screenshots. He may have pushed his luck with lying this time. I'm sure OIC and the like will continue to dickride him, but there's definitely a noticeable shift in the energy from his replies right now.

Oh shit alright, well a few dents were bound to break pignosis, right? I don't think he gives a fuck about these people anyways, as long as he can rant and rave about the various happening on the internet, he's probably as happy as he can be, doesn't matter how small the audience becomes.

 

[Telemeter]

Alright then. There are those who don't care, and to those who do care the story makes no sense and they will never be convinced, especially not by yet another insanely suspicious pivot with no receipts.
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"Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on REE"



What is he even doing?

Oh shit alright, well a few dents were bound to break pignosis, right? I don't think he gives a fuck about these people anyways, as long as he can rant and rave about the various happening on the internet, he's probably as happy as he can be, doesn't matter how small the audience becomes.

Nah. But who cares?

Anyone who's been giving money to DSP for the past 10 years either knows perfectly well what he's using it for and just wants to epically pwn the trolls or is retarded and would have been scammed by someone else anyway, so it really makes no difference at this point.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Stop being a passive aggressive little bitch and say what you mean. I'll go first:
Your opinion is retarded and doesn't make practical sense. Your genuine opinion is that he's able to track down a bankruptcy attorney and obfuscate his finances well enough to scam the government into discharging an enormous amount of consumer debt, but is unable to do a Google search and click on a first page result. That is your honest opinion, and it is fucking stupid. Somehow that makes more sense to you than him just being a lazy fatass with the maturity of a preteen girl, which explains all of this.

This is why people don't take Phil alogs and farming equipment seriously, you will only interpret things in a way that makes Phil look like the most retarded, window licking pathological liar possible, while simultaneously taking some things at face value to try to spin him as a criminal, but also implying he somehow is smart enough to defraud the government. It's insane.

Already in this thread, we have faggots advocating to report him to whatever company owns or operates the shitty mobile gacha game he plays and we have even bigger bootlicking faggots implying someone here should report him to the fucking feds for computer fraud.

This is why you faggots suck. This is why your board sucks, and this is why null, and every other sane user of the site, hates you.

Lmao, fuck off retard.