DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I'm rewatching the "admittance" and another stupid thing - He can show the world the comcast evidence that someone is fucking with him, but he can't show a line entry on his paypal account showing the sale of the account? Even if you were to give him the benefit of the doubt (lol) why would you not want to prove it? You could also just post the listing link for his account. It's his story, but he isn't even able to prove it. Just a "trust me bro".

There are obvious reasons why he can't, but that's why this is just stupid to admit too. It makes him look worse than continual denial or outright admitting it.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Yeah I'm not buying this for a second. Because if he sold it then he must have sold it like a year or two ago? He still has a broken shower and dishwasher lol.
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Breaking news: DSP sold his WWE Champions account!
Now he’s free to grapple with something even harder… basic finances!
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
I’m not moving the goal post or coping, I genuinely think Phil is too dumb to google search most of his problems
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This is a retarded cope, or alternatively, you're a moron. "Phil is literally so fucking stupid he cannot type a thing into Google and click a single link." By your metric, how the fuck did he manage to (successfully) go through bankruptcy? I promise you that is a much more complicated process than selling a fucking gacha game account.

It always amazes me that people walk around pretending that Phil somehow has an IQ barely high enough to breathe unassisted.
Grease Fountain said:
assuming they care.
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They don't.
Cyber Bowling said:
100% agree. I'd even go so far as to say it's a proven fact at this point, we've literally seen people in Phil's chat handholding him with exact directions on what he needs to do and he still can't figure it out or finds some way to fumble things. Based on that, I don't think it's a stretch to say that Googling stuff is beyond what Phil is capable of.
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It's called weaponized incompetence. He isn't actually this retarded, he just pretends he can't figure it out because he doesn't want to do it. When Phil gets angry that he can't do something, he's actually angry that people keep asking him to do shit he doesn't want to do, and masks that as frustration at being unable to figure it out. It's amazing that retards ITT fall for shit pre teens do to avoid household chores.
 
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A Cardboard Box said:
It's called weaponized incompetence. He isn't actually this retarded, he just pretends he can't figure it out because he doesn't want to do it. When Phil gets angry that he can't do something, he's actually angry that people keep asking him to do shit he doesn't want to do, and masks that as frustration at being unable to figure it out. It's amazing that retards ITT fall for shit pre teens do to avoid household chores.
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One of the biggest misconceptions of Phil on here and other places. Yes, he is an idiot but he's more lazy than anything. When he wants something, he will do it. Not sure why this is so complicated.
 
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Soylent Dora said:
I'm rewatching the "admittance" and another stupid thing - He can show the world the comcast evidence that someone is fucking with him, but he can't show a line entry on his paypal account showing the sale of the account? Even if you were to give him the benefit of the doubt (lol) why would you not want to prove it? You could also just post the listing link for his account. It's his story, but he isn't even able to prove it. Just a "trust me bro".

There are obvious reasons why he can't, but that's why this is just stupid to admit too. It makes him look worse than continual denial or outright admitting it.
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Hey, he can't disprove his own lies live on stream it might hurt his family (to learn that he sabotaged himself)! He can only prove occasionally when someone breaks the law to mess with him slightly or when he wants to show you a pizza he ordered on his phone.
 
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A Cardboard Box said:
It always amazes me that people walk around pretending that Phil somehow has an IQ barely high enough to breathe unassisted.
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Phil doesn't have to wear a helmet and need help wiping his ass for me to think he lacks common sense and basic problem solving skills. I watched the man not be able to sign into his Steam account live, I'm sorry that you seem so concerned that I think Phil is genuinely too stupid to use google to get an answer he want. And this isn't even a dig a Phil specifically, there a lot of stupid people like that
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
Phil doesn't have to wear a helmet and need help wiping his ass for me to think he lacks common sense and basic problem solving skills. I watched the man not be able to sign into his Steam account live, I'm sorry that you seem so concerned that I think Phil is genuinely too stupid to use google to get an answer he want. And this isn't even a dig a Phil specifically, there a lot of stupid people like that
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I love that the debate is that he's either got the maturity of a teenager who lies to feign ignorance & get out of doing things or he's a moron barely capable of human actions. As if one is clearly better than the other.

Most people think he's a little of both anyways.
 
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So why exactly can't Phil show the name of his alleged new account now?

His cope before was that his wwe username was the same for some other accounts or whatever that he doesn't want people to find, but is he really trying to say he just went through the trouble of having the TheyCallMeDSP account exposed and had to sell it off, only to make a new account with a username that again ties back to himself in any way? No, if he did make a new account this whole situation would have spooked him to at least learn a little opsec and the new account would be something totally innocuous like "wildappletree64" or something that could never be tied to dsp or any of his other accounts. It would be no different than knowing his psn or Xbox usernames.

He really didn't solve anything for himself last night, he just has new lies to manage instead.
 
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Coke Zero said:
So why exactly can't Phil show the name of his alleged new account now?

His cope before was that his wwe username was the same for some other accounts or whatever that he doesn't want people to find, but is he really trying to say he just went through the trouble of having the TheyCallMeDSP account exposed and had to sell it off, only to make a new account with a username that again ties back to himself in any way? No, if he did make a new account this whole situation would have spooked him to at least learn a little opsec and the new account would be something totally innocuous like "wildappletree64" or something that could never be tied to dsp or any of his other accounts. It would be no different than knowing his psn or Xbox usernames.

He really didn't solve anything for himself last night, he just has new lies to manage instead.
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Yeah, he was asked to show his account when it was still TheyCallMeDSP, and was still in his control, according to him.

So his story literally makes no sense.
 
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I'll try and get into this after work in more depth (unlike Piggy I have a reel jahb) but I think anyone who doesn't understand at this point why DSP can be so entertaining/interesting to some, need to consider how perfectly bad a lie Phil has chosen to run with here. Seriously, there are so many levels to why this was like, mathematically, scientifically the WORST possible lie he could spin about his Champions account, but going so into detail will take a minute
 
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johnkimble123 said:
What is lost in all the WWE Champions talk too and what's also probably lies upon lies...
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A lot of great moments will be overshadowed by the WWE confession, but this one about the Projared beef is one of my favorites:
How does Phil manage to always give explanations that make him look so much worse? "Yes! But I only did that because I keep grudges for years about trivial shit, and once someone is down, I shoot my shot to kick them when they are down."

He comes across like a true sociopath, especially since he seems to believe these are extenuating circumstance (instead it's more like the reasoning a prosecutor would use to demonstrate first degree murder... malice aforethought)
 
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