Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Does Hammy not know shame? Or embarrassment? To be still married to a gluttonous stroked-out lardo that's extremely deluded over his perceived "Youtube fame". I'm still trying to piece together the reason she is enabling fatty so much (about 90% of expenses are paid for by Hammy, and also the ass wiping and bathing).

My feeling is that it's codependency. She's not as fat as Jack, but obviously she likes to eat. I also suspect she has a shopping/spending habit like Jack as well.

There's also probably some guilt about failing as a mother (Garrett) so she wants to be a good wife. Also factor in not getting divorced because you're a good Christian.

Or she just might be one of those women you see on murder shows, and she's purposely letting Jack gorge in the hope he keels over at Burger King so she can collect the insurance money.

 

[lindsayfan]

There's also probably some guilt about failing as a mother (Garrett) so she wants to be a good wife. Also factor in not getting divorced because you're a good Christian.

this is all the conclusion i've come to, absent better evidence: she literally believes her sacred duty is to play servant to this grease-gremlin until the final merciful stroke of midnight

EDIT: jack has uploaded a new tech time video -- and added versions to BOTH his cooking with jack and jack on the go channel. Do you want to be a social media WIZARD like jack scalfani? well, here you go. he'll train you how to use social media correctly.

he also made a brief video about the $100 head-shaving gimmick his brother uses. watch him leak dandruff all over his shirt in real time!

 

[Postal Dude]

There's also probably some guilt about failing as a mother (Garrett) so she wants to be a good wife.

Garrett is her stepson from Jack’s previous beard. She DGAF about him, and actively encouraged and participated in his abuse.

I’m sure there’s some element of “sunk cost fallacy” in there too. She already dumped her best years (I guess) and most of her salary into feeding, housing, and wiping clothing this fat, unemployed faggot. Why turn back now when you’ve already given it everything you have?

It’s depressing as hell and goes to show that they really do deserve each other.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

jack has uploaded a new tech time video -- and added versions to BOTH his cooking with jack and jack on the go channel. Do you want to be a social media WIZARD like jack scalfani? well, here you go. he'll train you how to use social media correctly.

I think that video is what led to this post, but I can’t find the skirmish anywhere.



Jack wants to be looked at as a guru who’s teaching the world how to do everything right AND as a “regular Joe” who gets free passes for being wrong all the time.

No jury in the land would fault Tammy for ending him.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Again the fucking tongue action.

Somebody really needs to tell him it's not a dick.

Jack is such a complainer that he doesn’t limit himself to only kvetching about shit that’s happened, but will also bitch about the fanfic his brain comes up with.

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Severely tempted to tell him I heard Kamala is going to impose a 100% sales tax on meat as part of her climate change policy. You know how badly he’d want to believe it.

You're not punished for using a VPN. Streaming companies are stopping you from using them to gain content that doesn't have streaming rights where you are.

this is all the conclusion i've come to, absent better evidence: she literally believes her sacred duty is to play servant to this grease-gremlin until the final merciful stroke of midnight

EDIT: jack has uploaded a new tech time video -- and added versions to BOTH his cooking with jack and jack on the go channel. Do you want to be a social media WIZARD like jack scalfani? well, here you go. he'll train you how to use social media correctly.

he also made a brief video about the $100 head-shaving gimmick his brother uses. watch him leak dandruff all over his shirt in real time!

Faggot has no workplace so why should he be telling others how to use social media there? It's really simple. Don't say anything that could get you or your company in trouble. And if you do, do it from an anonymous account that has no connection to you or any other social media account.

End of story.

Jack wants to be looked at as a guru who’s teaching the world how to do everything right AND as a “regular Joe” who gets free passes for being wrong all the time.

And this is his go to excuse whenever he's called out.

When he started his Tech Time channel people asked why. He said he wanted to show people tech. Then when pressed on the fact he wasn't a tach head, an expert, had no idea what he was doing and never read the instructions he goes back to, "I'm just a regular guy that likes things".

He fucks up a recipe? He's just a home cook.
Then immediately afterwards tries to get either Guy Fieri or Gordon Ramsey to respond to his tweets promising that the first one that does he'll showcase their recipes on his channel. It's kinda amazing in a fucked up kind of way, that he's that delusional and thinks he's got an actual voice that people pay attention to.

 

[lindsayfan]

beware da bloobeemz

 

[biggacracka]

When he started his Tech Time channel people asked why. He said he wanted to show people tech. Then when pressed on the fact he wasn't a tach head, an expert, had no idea what he was doing and never read the instructions he goes back to, "I'm just a regular guy that likes things".

So, his channel is as useful as Linus Goy Tips, just not as successful

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Or, maybe, he's tripping balls and thought he saw a blue beam when in reality it was him trying to light a cigarette with a blowtorch.

Regular people tend to be the worst when it comes to determining if something is real or not.

So, his channel is as useful as Linus Goy Tips, just not as successful

Linus had a good setup and the guy had a decent knowledge of computers. Fatty here is barely able to make a computer work which is why he's an Apple fanboy.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

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we can talk shit about jack all day but hes right in a way here. The way they legit just burned down Hawaii with people inside, tons of kids missing and the memory hole of the event is actually crazy. But only retarded boomers are still talking about it and makes the real info about the situation hard to figure out, I'll be honest and say i'm not sure why everyone harps on his schizo politics so much when its obvious even a retard like jack can notice that everyone in power is fucking evil and does dumb shit for the benefit of no one lol

 

[Marc]

i'm not sure why everyone harps on his schizo politics so much when its obvious even a retard like jack can notice that everyone in power is fucking evil and does dumb shit for the benefit of no one lol

Probably because Jack discredits anything he endorses, doesn't do anything for the right reasons, and is ridiculous. You can believe what you want - But Jack agreeing with you should give anyone pause for reconsideration.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Does Hammy not know shame? Or embarrassment? To be still married to a gluttonous stroked-out lardo that's extremely deluded over his perceived "Youtube fame". I'm still trying to piece together the reason she is enabling fatty so much (about 90% of expenses are paid for by Hammy, and also the ass wiping and bathing).

Especially since she doesn't even seem to like him. She just goes through the motions. In fact, it seems like she can barely tolerate him. And if anyone uses the excuse "She's not comfortable on camera" that's BS because she's had years to become comfortable with it.

Did she not think she could do any better?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

For those who are curious, his brother Charles Scalfani’s FB is all public and a total crime scene of unearned arrogance. Just post after post telling people how stupid they are and how smart he is. Jack is in the comments of every post; he’s a reply guy for his own brother.

This family’s DNA must look like barbed wire.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Probably because Jack discredits anything he endorses, doesn't do anything for the right reasons, and is ridiculous. You can believe what you want - But Jack agreeing with you should give anyone pause for reconsideration.

At best Jack is a useful idiot. And just like commies and their agitators, when Trump establishes his right wing death squads in January Jack is going to be one of the first against a wall.

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack is such a complainer that he doesn’t limit himself to only kvetching about shit that’s happened, but will also bitch about the fanfic his brain comes up with.

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Severely tempted to tell him I heard Kamala is going to impose a 100% sales tax on meat as part of her climate change policy. You know how badly he’d want to believe it.

From 2019, but the point remains: Kamala: I will direct the DOJ to censor "misinformation and hate" online.

I will put this as nicely as I can. Jack was always too stupid to have any real politics but the reactions on kiwifarms to Jack's rambling aren't much better, and presumably no one here has been the victim of five strokes.

 

[Aunt Carol]

At best Jack is a useful idiot. And just like commies and their agitators, when Trump establishes his right wing death squads in January Jack is going to be one of the first against a wall.

Isn't there a previous video of Trump publicly making fun of a guy (journalist?) with arm contractures?

I wonder if Jack remembers that; he'd have an relevant perspective. He could contact the campaign and give his approval, being the hemiplegic version of a "black friend."

eta: gif. Not to get into political arguing, just that it's funny when Jack can remember enough things at once to have a tiny glimmer of cognitive dissonance.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

beware da bloobeemz
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Jack you're watching too much Cape Shit.

 

[Puggers]

I'm sorry, but isn't fatty's whole shtick America First/Boomer Republican? He posted this for affirmation based on his comments. And, hasn't he already hired an overseas company to delete all negative comments?

Also, what the fuck could he possibly need a "virtual assistant" for?

 

[Adamska]

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I'm sorry, but isn't fatty's whole shtick America First/Boomer Republican? He posted this for affirmation based on his comments. And, hasn't he already hired an overseas company to delete all negative comments?

Also, what the fuck could he possibly need a "virtual assistant" for?

Reminder this fat retard uses an AI child to tell the viewer what food crime he's about to commit on video, so any smugness from this is stupid.

 

[biggacracka]

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I'm sorry, but isn't fatty's whole shtick America First/Boomer Republican? He posted this for affirmation based on his comments. And, hasn't he already hired an overseas company to delete all negative comments?

Also, what the fuck could he possibly need a "virtual assistant" for?

Maybe he's being scammed by some pajeet like "Hallo saar, we are redeem de virtual assistant" and fatty juste replied by yelling at tammy "TAMTAM, BRING YOUR CARD, I NEED TO BUY"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

we can talk shit about jack all day but hes right in a way here. The way they legit just burned down Hawaii with people inside, tons of kids missing and the memory hole of the event is actually crazy. But only retarded boomers are still talking about it and makes the real info about the situation hard to figure out, I'll be honest and say i'm not sure why everyone harps on his schizo politics so much when its obvious even a retard like jack can notice that everyone in power is fucking evil and does dumb shit for the benefit of no one lol

Anyone who believes the government had a blue beam lazer that they used to burn down houses and didn't use that blue beam to kill Hamas or Taliban is functionally retarded and very likely needs a state-assigned caretaker to take care of themselves, so congratulations