Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[AfghanBlue]

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Tranny pretends to feel confident but is actually sad that they had no one wanting to watch them “life model.” Reveals that being tranny totally isn’t a fetish with all of the troons bragging about being sluts or wanting to be one. This troon has some sort of main character thing going on comparing itself to a romance novel character.

This is our guy, BTW.
kung fu is one of his varied hobbies.

I absolutely hate when they talk about "little secrets", it's total male fetishist language.
Between this and the idiotic stripe sock goon cave teenagers, the 4 or 5 respectable trannies of the world have long left reddit.
It's kind of shocking the sheer amount of pervs there are compared to normal people, in general.

I was thinking a few years ago, when all the MeToo shit was going on, and all the blokes were like "yeah it's disgusting isn't it, imagine acting like that" -
I thought back to when I was dead young and used to go to big rock and metal gigs, ones with a couple thousand people big enough to crowdsurf and stuff, and you very very quickly learnt not to wear a skirt to those. The sheer amount of like.. Hands that would just shove INSIDE you, protected by some form of anonymity. We were really young, too.
I always thought, there was so fucking many of those men, which shadows have they shrivelled away to in current year?
We apparently have our answer.

 

[Geraldine]

Again they show that the only way they view women is through porn or tv.

The way they view women, other men, and life in general.
After all, as men they probably can't "measure up" {snicker} to what they see in porn.
I know I don't. But I also know the world isn't porn.
That also feeds into their delusion.

Absolutely. People don't become anti-trans because of TERFs and TERFs have no need to proselytize/recruit. People become anti-trans simply from interacting with transgendered people in real life.

I'm slightly amused at the thought my opinions are influenced by radical feminists of any flavor.
That we suddenly find ourselves on the same side means we are for sure living in ...

 

[Vi0l3t]

This is our guy, BTW.
kung fu is one of his varied hobbies.
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I absolutely hate when they talk about "little secrets", it's total male fetishist language.
Between this and the idiotic stripe sock goon cave teenagers, the 4 or 5 respectable trannies of the world have long left reddit.
It's kind of shocking the sheer amount of pervs there are compared to normal people, in general.

I was thinking a few years ago, when all the MeToo shit was going on, and all the blokes were like "yeah it's disgusting isn't it, imagine acting like that" -
I thought back to when I was dead young and used to go to big rock and metal gigs, ones with a couple thousand people big enough to crowdsurf and stuff, and you very very quickly learnt not to wear a skirt to those. The sheer amount of like.. Hands that would just shove INSIDE you, protected by some form of anonymity. We were really young, too.
I always thought, there was so fucking many of those men, which shadows have they shrivelled away to in current year?
We apparently have our answer.

He literally hiked the skirt up half way up his abdomen to show his privates.

 

[revisionist]

I was thinking a few years ago, when all the MeToo shit was going on, and all the blokes were like "yeah it's disgusting isn't it, imagine acting like that" -

The aftermath of the me too was disastrous when all the gender shit started.

 

[Gondolindrim]

A lil’ pregnant “dood” gets a heartfelt message from an old friend…

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Needless to say the pooner and her fellow lil’ doods are OUTRAGED!

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Yet… 8 months later we get this:

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It seems a seed was planted.

I choose to believe that most of the content on those subs is faked in some way, so there's a more than zero chance that this message never existed anywhere but OPs head and they made a massive strawman out of their personal feelings on squaring the whole transman thing with being 6 months pregnant.

 

[stupid frog]

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Yes, well, they're clearly not even on speaking terms now. Couldn't even get them to agree to be in the same photo. (a)

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No wonder Kevin thinks his fake tits are so good. He has this for competition.

 

[CrazyUrbanist]

"Sadly, no one came..." LMAO. I guess that other modeling session when he wore a bikini didn't make the artists want to come back and draw him again in the nude?

I can't stop laughing about that. Maybe times are different now, but life drawing models used to be hard to come by and artists were grateful (and really non discriminatory!) when someone (anyone!) would pose nude for them.

Oh. I skimmed the screenshot and didn't realize it was that kind of "life model".

The point of drawing from a live model is to study and learn from a proper example. Drawing people is hard and requires observation and practice to improve your understanding. Study the male form, study the female form, learn the differences.

What are you supposed to learn from a fucked up male with tits? I wouldn't want to come back either.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Oh. I skimmed the screenshot and didn't realize it was that kind of "life model".

The point of drawing from a live model is to study and learn from a proper example. Drawing people is hard and requires observation and practice to improve your understanding. Study the male form, study the female form, learn the differences.

What are you supposed to learn from a fucked up male with tits? I wouldn't want to come back either.

Honestly it's just useful having someone willing to stand still enough for a long time.
If you try to sketch people in a bar or coffee shop people move so much it really fucks it up. Even trying to get some practice in at home with someone relatively still watching TV, they still constantly shift, and it's useful having a variety of different poses compared to bundled up on a sofa covered and blocked over by fabrics and cushions.
Plus you get to use an upright flat board which allows you to get good scaling practice.
It's just really good to get the training in, it really is a specific skill and you can't get the weight of the pose from 2d photos which is the only alternative.

The person leading the session usually has a lot of tips about how to do it right, you realise when you start to draw people that you're habitually not actually drawing what you see, you're drawing your idea of what should be there, which isn't what's actually there. You need to zone out and not draw your idea of "a face", you need to draw the shape that is there which might not be the thing you expect. Ditto comes when you start painting still life. Very rarely is a skin the peace colour crayon. You need to use blue, brown, white, black, green paints just to get an accurate representation of that's there.

Any passable life model, who cna stand still and not do anything else, is useful. Bodies in all their varieties are helpful to draw, to see the way muscles work in different states, and the way the body hangs.

The fact that NO-ONE showed is pretty insane.
Maybe he fucking stank or did weird shit or couldn't keep still for teeheeing or got a boner, or did any amount of weird shit to the people at the last one.
Maybe he kept talking and saying weird shit. It's quite hard to actually stand still for ages and I can imagine a tarded troon just being unable to start shifting, he's no way going to go zen and zone out which is what you need to do to retain a posture for that long. He will be totally and utterly present because of the coom, means he will be constantly feeling the urge to shift in his absolute frisson.
He mentioned saying goodbye to people and enjoying his secret, which suggests he is very happy to be incredibly weird to any poor person who accidently finds their way in there.

Also a big possible factor is-the general demographic of people runeing up to these things sksws heavily in middle aged+ women. Maybe there's a few terfs or enough of a queen bee one who took huge offense and spread the word to not mess with that session any more.
Or maybe he acted so inappropriate last time that the organisers had to make some weird situation where they told him to come and told noone else and can now be like "oh well no one came guess the class is finished" and can quietly get back on with it in a week or so.
He proved them right with his weird shit on the way out the door.

 

[Geraldine]

Maybe he fucking stank or did weird shit or couldn't keep still for teeheeing or got a boner, or did any amount of weird shit to the people at the last one.

After having the artists' model business explained to me, I bet it's this.
Very likely all those things at once.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

This is our guy, BTW.
kung fu is one of his varied hobbies.
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I absolutely hate when they talk about "little secrets", it's total male fetishist language.
Between this and the idiotic stripe sock goon cave teenagers, the 4 or 5 respectable trannies of the world have long left reddit.
It's kind of shocking the sheer amount of pervs there are compared to normal people, in general.

I was thinking a few years ago, when all the MeToo shit was going on, and all the blokes were like "yeah it's disgusting isn't it, imagine acting like that" -
I thought back to when I was dead young and used to go to big rock and metal gigs, ones with a couple thousand people big enough to crowdsurf and stuff, and you very very quickly learnt not to wear a skirt to those. The sheer amount of like.. Hands that would just shove INSIDE you, protected by some form of anonymity. We were really young, too.
I always thought, there was so fucking many of those men, which shadows have they shrivelled away to in current year?
We apparently have our answer.

If martial arts is one of his hobbies, then he must not be all that great at it, because that doesn't look like a meteor hammer to me. That looks like a rope dart. Even that maneuver he's attempting is used for rope darts...

 

[The Lawgiver]

I think it's really easy to assume people aren't as stupid as a lot of them are. There seems to be a contingent that hears Testosterone as cool happy subculture product and doesn't in any way connect it to what it actually is.
Which is a bizarre as fuck thing to think but then you see videos showing a stupid amount of Americans wandering around times square unable to point out France on a map or something so..

MTF troons are the same with estrogen with how they talk about it. Shit bugs the fuck out of me with both of them and it makes me wonder if they even took/remember biology class in middle school - highschool? Every human has both in there, but it's different levels due to how the body regulates shit. Hormone imbalances used to/possibly still do get used as a tell for certain health problems and diseases, so why the fuck have so many people accepted that loading your body with one or the other won't fuck you up and will make you look like the other sex like some kinda magic? yes I know that to a degree the answer is big pharma trying to sell pills that were originally made for people with actual hormone imbalances to even more people, but the current beast is so massive that it absolutely fucking baffles me.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

>NOT a sOciAl CoNtAgiOn!

Well that seems more like a psychological STD.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Flashing my Zoomer badge, but every pooner ik irl is a fujo, and every fujo ik irl is a pooner (some have actually been posted on the Sideshows thread but I won't say more)
It's probably the pooner version of everyone in CompSci/Gaming/etc being MTF

To add to that: most “lesbian” pooners who are dating other women or other pooners are doing it for the same reason trannies date other trannies: it’s the best they can get. Handmaidens tolerate their insanity, and fellow pooners help perpetuate their delusion of real yaoi boyhood. If an attractive straight man who was willing to call himself gay and validate their super manly doodness showed up, they’d drop everything to be with him without hesitation.

1. butch lesbians- self explanatory. Usually drama free.

Hard disagree, it’s just a different brand of crazy. HSTS are self hating homos, and their delusional expectation of society and romantic partners seeing them as a true and honest man/woman is the exact same as AGPs and fujos, only with the sexualities switched. AGPs and fujos want lesbians and gays to fuck them, while HSTS want the straight people. Butch lesbians who poon out expect to live their new life as a legitimate macho man with a normal straight wife who cooks them breakfast and adjusts their tie before they leave for their 9-5. Even before they figure out this will never happen, they just tend to be extremely psychotic in general. There’s no such thing as a drama free tranny.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

While the "skinny body" is something some women want, no woman wants huge knockers. Sure they don't want to be flat chested, but big titties are so damned annoying. You get back and shoulder pains, bras are hard to get right and yeah.

Although agreeing, pooner is going to regret chopping off her tits. Just get a damned reduction.

Although the rate of breast implants took a downturn after 2020, breast augmentation surgery is the second most popular plastic surgery procedure after liposuction:

I actually wonder if the girl posting had a boobjob. It's not an unheard of problem in r/ftm:
Top surgery on larger chests?

I'm struggling to find many pictures of large chests before and afters. DD cup or bigger is what I'm looking for.
My case is a little strange. I have XXXL breast implants. I did fetish porn. So I know I won't find before and afters they look like me. But closer would be nice.
Does anyone have a source to large chested men? Or what Google searches I should try?

Is there any way to bind with implants?

So 13 years ago I got breast implants because I used to get SUPER upset at people mistaking me for a man (I’m assuming this was a denial thing but that’s not relevant really).
Anywho, I eventually want to get them removed and have top surgery at the same time but until then I’m wondering if there is a way to bind at least a little without possibly causing issues.
They’re saline filled silicone shells that added about 2 cup sizes so I know there’s no way I’ll be flat, but I’m more concerned about damaging them because they have an average lifespan of 8-10 years so I’m already past that and I’m worried any added pressure could cause them to tear open. Currently I usually just go without a bra or wear a sports bra, would it be best to just stick with that until I can get surgery figured out?

is it safe to bind with breast implants?

I have saline breast implants and I would like to bind for occasional chest dysphoria. Is it safe to bind with implants? I would rather not ask my surgeon and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't even know because most people with implants probably don't want to bind. In case it's relevant, I've had the implants for several years. Thank you!

Using they/them rather than he/him

A bit of a back story here…
I’ve accepted that I’m trans, but I went through a serious hyper-girly phase where I got breast implants. I can’t really bind properly now, and I feel a little silly in guys clothes in front of other people. I’m at the point where I accept that I’m “in the closet”, but in the process of booking breast reduction surgery and I’m on the waitlist for the Gender Clinic in my area to l get my diagnosis and start T. I have a M2F girlfriend that I care for dearly.
The issue…
My (M2F) girlfriend knows everything, she knows I’ve struggled with gender dysphoria since I was really young, and that I came out in 2020-21 during the COVID lockdown and then went back into “hiding” and had a hyper girly phase. Even though I keep reminding her I am struggling, and keeping her up to date with the progress with my plans to become a more authentic me, she keeps calling me she/her. I keep telling her I feel uncomfortable about this.
She’ll call me things like “her stinky girl” and “her girlfriend”, but it makes me feel really gross and in all honestly (and tmi) it stops me from feeling so horny if I’m in that kinda headspace. It takes a lot for me to forget the body I’m currently in to feel sexual. I’ve told her so many times I struggle to identify as a lesbian or gay. It just hurts. I wish it didn’t, but it does.
I’ve been thinking about even coming out as non-binary and going by they/them pronouns just to lessen the blow as being constantly called a girl is kinda hurtful. My girlfriend definitely wouldn’t consider anything else I don’t think. She reminds me I’m pre t and everything else, and treats me like a girl regardless. The impact this is having on my mental health is not great.
Is this an acceptable outcome, for now?
From a moral standpoint, it this wrong? Would I be wrong to come out to everyone (I’ve already come out to my girlfriend about knowing I’m trans) as non-binary to lessen the pain I’m feeling when my girlfriend and others are calling me she/her? It doesn’t feel authentic because I know inside I’m a man, but I feel nobody will accept anything else until I get my surgery and start hormones. Please be kind, I’m only recently learning about gender dysphoria and the terms that accompany it. Even though I’ve felt it so deeply for almost my whole life. TIA
*******Edit:
Hey everyone
Thanks for such kind responses, I’m kinda overwhelmed by the support that I’ve received from everyone. I can’t even begin to describe the happiness I’ve felt whilst reading messages that make me feel accepted for who I am.
In regard to the messages about the issues:
I’ve spoken to my girlfriend, and I’ve really not held back much. I’ve provided her the opportunity from now to respect me more, and reciprocate the respect I’ve provided her in respect to her identity. If she doesn’t… Well, I’ll be sure to break up and find someone who sees me for me because I deserve better.
We’ve decided to start with her just not mentioning girly things to me, then see how I feel as I progress with my transition. Maybe one day she will see me and love me as my authentic (much happier) self. She is pansexual, and yeah maybe she would like me on the other side. If she doesn’t, well that’s her decision and I’m not really short of female attention both ways.
I’m starting to feel more comfortable with the idea that I should at least dress and act the way I really would like to, without concerns about my chest.
I know that I’ve had a couple of comments in regard to therapy. I’d like to just say here, that I’ve been in therapy for years to really unpick what is going on with me and I’m certain that I’m trans after a lot of introspection. I’m also 29, so yeah this has been a process of about 15 years of soul searching and understanding why I felt like a guy and not a gay woman. I’m feeling positive.
Again, thank you all. You’ve definitely validated my thoughts, and helped me gain clarity .

And then there's this pooner who is upset that her chest is too flat now, and has contemplated implants to simulate pecs:
Miss my breasts, really need support

Hi everyone. I know this is weird. I had top surgery a couple years ago, I ended up really flat but figured I just had to get used to it. But now there's this new guy at work who has a big chest and I can't ignore that I really want my breasts back.
Please help This has been a nightmare and I feel horrible. I really just want some emotional support. I don't think I would get implants or anything because of side effects, and I want to be OK with my new chest.

 

[PigFarm]

At first I felt bad for this guy and his cancer but something struck me as off when he started going on and on about all these other diseases he supposedly has, many of which being popular for munchies.

His search history shows him spamming his gofundme and getting mad that people aren't just handing over cash. Hilariously, he adds in a comment "oops forgot to mention cps kidnapped my gfs kid, give me money for that too."

Of course on top of the 300 diseases, he claims he's also intersex. Cause of course

It's too bad. He was a fine looking dude that seemed to date ok looking women (if they're real,) but he's just seething with male aggression. Even r/trans banned him for being an asshole

 

[Geraldine]

And then there's this pooner who is upset that her chest is too flat now, and has contemplated implants to simulate pecs.

Medical question:
Can a woman who has had a double mastectomy develop pecs by bodybuilding the way a man might?

 

[Coldsteel the Hedgehog]

Medical question:
Can a woman who has had a double mastectomy develop pecs by bodybuilding the way a man might?

Even normal women can develop pronounced pectoral muscles. You see it in athletes and body builders all the time. Both sexes have pecs, women's are just covered in breast tissue and not usually visible. A lot of athletes will lose breast volume by cutting their body fat % which will make the pectoral muscles more visible when built up.

Men do still have breast tissue/fat, so traditional double mastectomy patients would be much flatter than men because doctors will usually remove all of it to prevent cancer, but afaik cosmetic top surgery will often leave some behind on purpose to mimic the look of pectorals. Only if you go to the good ones, though -- it's usually advertised as 'sculpted mastectomy' or something along those lines.

Honestly, being on T would probably help a fair amount, since T directly relates to the ability to build and bulk up muscles. But most ftm are fat and hate exercise, so I'm unsurprised they'd rather get more surgery to fake having pecs than to just hit the gym.

 

[Geraldine]

Still sane on some level, but repressing it.
Link . Archive

 

[Positron]

A lil’ pregnant “dood” gets a heartfelt message from an old friend…

How tragic: a woman who hasn't managed to sort herself together becomes a mother. The child is going to have a hard life.

 

[revisionist]

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"I'm still adjusting to your pronouns" its been years!
Advice
Most of my relatives never gender me correctly, but almost never deadname me. I've been out for nearly 3 years. I understand that it may take some time for people to get used to a trans person's new name and pronouns. At some point saying "I'm still adjusting" just feels like an excuse, especially when they havent put in the slightest effort to use my pronouns.

Most of these relatives are very conservative as well, so it kinda just feels like they'll play along with the new name, but they won't acknowledge my gender. But that's just an assumption, I'm not a mind reader.

I know that with some people they'll never call me a man or use my pronouns, but could I get some advice on how to atleast make them uncomfortable to misgender me. Because politely or sternly correcting them isn't working.

I avoid this side of my family as much as possible sometimes its unavoidable. Also, there are still relatives I love and want to see but generally don't have the opportunity to see outside of larger family gatherings.