DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[dent_whisperer]

The writers really went out of their way this season. What a fucking ride.

I keep thinking that they are going to run out of material but they always seem to have something up their sleeves. At this rate the season finale is going to have to be something like Kat starting a domestic abuse arc by beating the shit out of Phil.

 

[myone]

At this rate the season finale is going to have to be Kat starting a domestic abuse arc by beating the shit out of Phil.

"Now guys, SNORT, I may look a bit strange today, but, uhm, to be ahnest, I fell down the stairs yesterday. Of all things, the stairs! ACKACKACK. That being said, it's no big deal, but thanks for your well wishes for my hematomas."

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

This is why you faggots suck. This is why your board sucks, and this is why null, and every other sane user of the site, hates you.

1. Null is pro us now, get with the times you outdated homo
2. Oh no, guys that follow pedophiles and rapists think we aren't "sane enough" oh NOOOOOO!

Cry more, faggot.

 

[Puerile Burger]

DSP's YouTube home page is starting to look like your average rage-bait grifter. He's got...

1. Titles written in third person WITH gross USE of CAPITILIZATION
2. Aggressive soyjak thumbnails w/ backdrop of discussed topic
3. Short form clips

I think this is it for his 'branching out' plan. I don't watch rage-bait so I'm not sure how DSP fares against other video game news grifters but I imagine he sucks at it. He mocked RTU for simply reading news articles on video, but really I don't see how DSP is any different when the only connection to the industry he has is consuming all their slop. I guess it doesn't matter though since it seems the theatrics are what people enjoy about this video game tabloid edition of The Sun.

Just what the toobz needs. An older and even more retarded The Quatering.

 

[Coke Zero]

Craig needs to simply say "Fuck off" with today's interview.

Haha sorry Craig I was just razzing you by lying to your face for four straight hours, pretty funny right?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

It was just a friendly razz when I said not long ago that you should be flushed down the toilet and never crawl out of the sewer, dood. Sounds good?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

You should go drop a $100 tip on his next stream.

That would really, REALLY, own us. It would PWN us so HARD, I don't know how we could ever handle so much PWNING.

I would be outside punching the air if that happened.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

This is what not having friends does: you’re not called an idiot straight to your face when your bullshit is obvious. Leave it to Phil to replace a lie with another lie.

1. He‘s not willing to divulge his current account because it’d put his personal information at risk, but he was apparently more than willing to sell it to a shady third-party because…?
2. He sold his account long ago, but wouldn’t show the current one to Stuttering Craig, KC and Null, when showing a different account than DFTR would be a huge W against the detractors because…?
3. Can’t share a proof of sale because of “muh information”. I thought PayPal didn’t share any details when he received tips, why would he be so concerned?
4. It’s impossible to prove how much he spent, but somehow he showed all of his expenses, including WWE Champions to the bankruptcy judge (on a meeting that’s not even registered on public record btw)?
5. He lied all this time, but he should be trusted now because… ‘trust me, bro’?

I could go on all day long. This is definitely in the Pantheon of some of the biggest bullshit ever spewed from his mouth.

 

[Japs_eye]

DSP made craig wait on discord while he rambled for 10 minutes. Power move from the king

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[Telemeter]

This is what not having friends does: you’re not called an idiot straight to your face when your bullshit is obvious. Leave it to Phil to replace a lie with another lie.

1. He‘s not willing to divulge his current account because it’d put his personal information at risk, but he was apparently more than willing to sell it to a shady third-party because…?
2. He sold his account long ago, but wouldn’t show the current one to Stuttering Craig, KC and Null, when showing a different account than DFTR would be a huge W against the detractors because…?
3. Can’t share a proof of sale because of “muh information”. I thought PayPal didn’t share any details when he received tips, why would he be so concerned?
4. It’s impossible to prove how much he spent, but somehow he showed all of his expenses, including WWE Champions to the bankruptcy judge (on a meeting that’s not even registered on public record btw)?
5. He lied all this time, but he should be trusted now because… ‘trust me, bro’?

I could go on all day long. This is definitely in the Pantheon of some of the biggest bullshit ever spewed from his mouth.

Forgot:
6. He posted screenshots for the DownFromTheRafters reveal hint that can only be obtained by the currently logged in account on Monday and Tuesday.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Craig is a trooper for suffering through these monologues. I am already hating it after 5 min of watching.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Again with the lame pre-planned jokes...

invites someone to have an interview/chat, does most of the talking himself. Great job, Phail.

 

[Japs_eye]

DSP has barely let Craig form 2 sentences. He's just rambling and rambling holy shit

 

[Soylent Dora]

It's just so apparent that Phil is not good at social interactions. Every show or guest he's had on, he waffles for so long. It's just him talking about his past constantly day in and day out.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Holy shit Phil shut the fuck up.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

he waffles for so long

That's why Panda Lee called DSP "my waffle".

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

"Then what changed, Phil? When did I become so irrelevant?"

Please Craig, PLEASE keep this up.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

"Now guys, SNORT, I may look a bit strange today, but, uhm, to be ahnest, I fell down the stairs yesterday. Of all things, the stairs! ACKACKACK. That being said, it's no big deal, but thanks for your well wishes for my hematomas."

He didn't fall down from the stairs. He fell down from the rafters.

 

[Japs_eye]

This is like a Tim and Eric sketch I'm dying. Craig finally gets to speak and he is cutting out every word from his filters. DSP ofc knows nothing and is a helpless baby

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Phil will try to make this as boring as possible, avoid any confrontation and be his usual bitch self. After talking shit about Craig for years.