Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[AnOminous]

what IS kosher salt? no recipe i have ever made that asked for 'kosher salt' didn't benefit, just as well, from regular table salt
i'm starting to think it's just some fancy wording all the fags in the cooking circkejerk community repeat to sound like little nonsense like that matters, when in reality it doesn't

It's quite simply rough salt. It's actually good for things like steak rubs because it abrades the surface when you rub with it. Otherwise, though, it's just salt. There's nothing magical about it. Once it dissolves in liquid, it's just NaCl like any other salt.

I do recommend it for rubs, though, because it actually does do a better job when rubbing it in than normal salt.

I always assumed it was mined salt for ultra orthodox Jews who can't risk ingesting shellfish. Like how they won't drink NYC tap water as it contains tiny diatoms which technically have a shell and live in the ocean

Actually they're not diatoms, they're isopods, an order of crustaceans. Many rabbis have actually ordained they're basically okay. Only ultra Orthodox weirdoes throw a total shit fit about these tiny harmless things.

Anyone who would live in NYC and not drink the top notch tap water there is retarded. Even if it does have an extremely small number of absolutely harmless isopods in it.

It's really gross how their noses take up so much of their face

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Black people have severe autism about bottled water, but it's not even normal bottled water. Whenever one of the "better" brands of water goes on sale around here you'll see them pull out their EBT cards and fill up their carts with Smart Water. I understand that the Black people "running" black cities keep poisoning you all by refusing to do literally any maintenance on infrastructure but it's still a relatively rare phenomenon and store brand water is just as trustworthy as anything Coca Cola wants to slap one of their labels on to sell for 4 dollars a bottle.

 

[Chuck Chudjak]

Cross post from the nigger appreciation thread but here's a nigga grilling hotdog's in their plastic packaging

These niggers are nuts!

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Cross post from the nigger appreciation thread but here's a nigga grilling hotdog's in their plastic packaging
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These niggers are nuts!

How is the plastic not melting? The grill must be a couple 100 degrees, no?

 

[Oddjob OTP]

How is the plastic not melting? The grill must be a couple 100 degrees, no?

Somewhat similar to a double boiler I guess, liquid water is limited to 212 F and I assume the melting point of the plastic is higher that 212 F. Water is a pretty inefficient conductor of heat and when it goes above the boiling point it turns into steam so it sort of (badly) limits the system's temperature because water above 212 F escapes the package in the form of steam. Ignoring all the carcinogens he's eating for fun, this isn't even grilling it's badly boiling hotdogs in their own packaging fluids (I assume basically brine).

 

[Dawdler]

Water content just cools plastic to below burning temperature. You can boil water in a plastic bag too. You can see edges getting burned away

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

I don't give a shit the method, boiling your hotdogs is a crime. You better drink that water for that crime.

 

[Alan Shore]

This showed up on my explore page today.

 

[cuddle striker]

Black people have severe autism about bottled water, but it's not even normal bottled water. Whenever one of the "better" brands of water goes on sale around here you'll see them pull out their EBT cards and fill up their carts with Smart Water. I understand that the Black people "running" black cities keep poisoning you all by refusing to do literally any maintenance on infrastructure but it's still a relatively rare phenomenon and store brand water is just as trustworthy as anything Coca Cola wants to slap one of their labels on to sell for 4 dollars a bottle.

the fucking stupid part is that a on-tap filter is the same cost as one flat of bottled water on sale. even a decent reverse osmosis setup would cost as much as one of those big water-buying trips.

just get a good filter on the tap if you live in hell?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Remember according to the news and Hollywood these are the people who know what good well seasoned food is.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't give a shit the method, boiling your hotdogs is a crime. You better drink that water for that crime.

Bullshit. Boiling hot dogs then searing them while pressing them with a weight into a super hot skillet is the way to do it. Especially with Sabrett dirty water dogs.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Cross post from the nigger appreciation thread but here's a nigga grilling hotdog's in their plastic packaging
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These niggers are nuts!

So this is the fabled "black cookout food" people rant and rave about?

 

[招き猫 神様]

Bullshit. Boiling hot dogs then searing them while pressing them with a weight into a super hot skillet is the way to do it. Especially with Sabrett dirty water dogs

Simply place the hot dogs in a toaster oven, ideally an air fryer toaster oven. They will have nice grill marks and a flavor remarkably similar to those cooked on the rollers at gas stations.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Remember according to the news and Hollywood these are the people who know what good well seasoned food is.
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>loudly shrieking, talking about how BABY WE JUSS TIIAD O BEIN SLAVES SHIIIII *unintelligible* as she acts out dipping some pretty damn good looking seafood in an unholy concoction of flaming hot cheeto dust and whatever that cheesy looking water is and then slurp slurp slurping it down in her car
nope
no way
nuh uh
this has so to be a skit
it's very likely that it's not, but equally as much my brain is signaling to me that this is just TOO fitting and ridiculous and completely out of the blue to be anything but

Simply place the hot dogs in a toaster oven, ideally an air fryer toaster oven.

i'm sorry buddy, but "simply" and "own a newfangled expensive device most people do not own" don't go together, especially not in response to, and implying to be an improvement upon, the very simple suggestion of searing it on a skillet

 

[CIS White Droid]

whatever that cheesy looking water is

I'm fairly certain it's buffalo wing sauce, which means that poor lobster tasted like nothing but salt, vinegar and capsaicin after the trip into the cheetos dust.

 

[招き猫 神様]

nope
no way
nuh uh
this has so to be a skit
it's very likely that it's not, but equally as much my brain is signaling to me that this is just TOO fitting and ridiculous and completely out of the blue to be anything but


i'm sorry buddy, but "simply" and "own a newfangled expensive device most people do not own" don't go together, especially not in response to, and implying to be an improvement upon, the very simple suggestion of searing it on a skillet

A toaster oven isn't newfangled or expensive.
It's a basic countertop appliance that cost $20 or less depending if you buy it used at a Goodwill.

 

[AnOminous]

A toaster oven isn't newfangled or expensive.
It's a basic countertop appliance that cost $20 or less depending if you buy it used at a Goodwill.

A cheapass Hamilton Beach is $35 new at Walmart. I wouldn't recommend that brand though, it's pretty crap. I have one and it sucks even at making toast.

I got a cheap Cosori air fryer for about $60 that's a lot better and I use all the time (including for making toast).

Normal toaster ovens have been around since the fucking '20s. Hardly newfangled.

 

[招き猫 神様]

A cheapass Hamilton Beach is $35 new at Walmart. I wouldn't recommend that brand though, it's pretty crap. I have one and it sucks even at making toast.

I got a cheap Cosori air fryer for about $60 that's a lot better and I use all the time (including for making toast).

Normal toaster ovens have been around since the fucking '20s. Hardly newfangled.

I really like having this appliance in my kitchen. It's super convenient because I can cook without heating up the whole kitchen with the main range. Plus, it's great for heating up small things separately between the two ovens, which really helps me get more done in the kitchen.

I was lucky to find one of those high dollar KitchenAid ones brand new at a Goodwill for 20 bucks.

 

[St.Davis]

Anyone who would live in NYC and not drink the top notch tap water there is retarded. Even if it does have an extremely small number of absolutely harmless isopods in it.

Sounds like something an Isopod might say.

 

[TURBONIGGERKIKE]

So this is the fabled "black cookout food" people rant and rave about?

Are those fucking burgers?