DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hectic Heckler]

You guys know how to faggot retarded hate boner mongolide out of the jaws of entertainment every single time!

I imagine a wonderfull world where people would encourage phil. Delusional high ego phil is so much more fun. You don't understand!

Why do you worship Phil when he won't even pretend he remembers you, Vidar the tard? You are eternally buck broken and a cuck.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

One of the funnier aspects of this that has been glossed over because of how the “interview” went in reality is just how bad DSP is at conducting an interview. “Questions” that turn into actual 5 minute pre stream segments. Absolutely deranged behavior lol

 

[Kier Starmer]

I don't know how Craig wasn't already a killshot, Joons just going to be beating a corpse at this point. I am curious how PPP and Warski are going to fall back into this, if they'll do a show with DSP over how he's been this month or if they'll do a return stream and discuss it amongst themselves.

I say the killshot because all of this is of PPP's machinations and whilst Craig delivered a massive blow, he still has hope left of chirping around Ashton's knee going "see I felted him, right, right?" Ashton has the sword of Damocles above him. He can end all this in a second, the connection with Keem, the whales but most importantly this illusion of friendship. Ashton has never said once to Phil that they are friends but offered that illusion. Phil has sought acceptance for years because of his loneliness.

Those images post the beating were very telling of Phil's apprehension now, he just told a really well connected Podcaster/Journalist to fuck off over sheer pettiness. Keem is a nobody nowadays, he licks around but he does not have the connections he thinks he does. KC probably have better connections than Keem honestly as they are on better terms with their guests and honestly act professional in interviews. That look is Phil knowing that this can be over in a second because his masters may not be happy with him.

As for his interview styling, holy fuck he just talks endlessly about himself and tortures his guest. I am really surprised Null was so calm with him.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

I finally get that appeal of Phil, he's just an annoying asshole who talks big game but crumbles when met with stronger opposition.

One of my favorite instance of this is the Cerulean86 beating DSP in MKX, he even calls him out on why he's not shit talking back, dude was quiet as a mouse that whole match.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOYkP893To

 

[Telemeter]

I say the killshot because all of this is of PPP's machinations and whilst Craig delivered a massive blow, he still has hope left of chirping around Ashton's knee going "see I felted him, right, right?" Ashton has the sword of Damocles above him. He can end all this in a second, the connection with Keem, the whales but most importantly this illusion of friendship. Ashton has never said once to Phil that they are friends but offered that illusion. Phil has sought acceptance for years because of his loneliness.

Those images post the beating were very telling of Phil's apprehension now, he just told a really well connected Podcaster/Journalist to fuck off over sheer pettiness. Keem is a nobody nowadays, he licks around but he does not have the connections he thinks he does. KC probably have better connections than Keem honestly as they are on better terms with their guests and honestly act professional in interviews. That look is Phil knowing that this can be over in a second because his masters may not be happy with him.

Look, KC might keep DSP around simply because of how pathetic and pitiful he is.

They probably also think their dents giving their money to DSP is after PPP pignotized them for Phil is hilarious, which it is.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

And still it will get worse, his new "friends" haven't yet taken him behind the chemical shed. It's going to be a rough year for Phil. We may get another Christmas crying stream, boys.

 

[owed to joy]

Craig is a condescending faggot honestly. Phil did fine.

 

[Doomguy]

Agreeing with the other people in this thread saying Stuttering Craig is a minor lolcow. He's a retarded rightoid grifter who spends his days shilling that idiotic awards show he founded and grave-dancing games with low Steam concurrency to outrage bait people with single digit IQs. Like anybody actively participating in "the culture war" he's little more than a shill for people richer than he is. Terrible boss, shitty person, total loser.

But.

He completely cooked Phil, both in the first interview and this one. Funny as hell. He got Phil so worked up. This is where he seems most reasonable. Kudos.

 

[Telemeter]

Craig is a condescending faggot honestly. Phil did fine.

And nothing would prove that more than a $500 tip to Phil right now, think of how EPICALLY PWNED all the detractors would be.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Doody did a cut of some of the key moments.

 

[Top_Dollar]

I now understand why people hate Phil so much.

 

[geckogoy]

I agree with phil the detractor community is extremely low IQ and this is all cope craig came off as a complete a-hole

 

[Telemeter]

No idiot! You should encourage him. Tell him how great he did against loser craig.

I agree with phil the detractor community is extremely low IQ and this is all cope craig came off as a complete a-hole

For only a $600 dollar tip to Phil, the absolute EPIC PWNAGE of the detractrors would be so EPIC we would never be able to recover from it.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

"see I felted him, right, right?"

That's right bud, you sure did...

 

[Vesce]

No idiot! You should encourage him. Tell him how great he did against loser craig.

Not to show my power level, but I am a very effective larper in his chat, he mistakes my gaslighting for his own opinions constantly.

 

[owed to joy]

And nothing would prove that more than a $500 tip to Phil right now, think of how EPICALLY PWNED all the detractors would be.

How about a charity of your choice? Maybe something for autism?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Craig is a condescending faggot honestly. Phil did fine.

You are genuinely retarded.

 

[Telemeter]

How about a charity of your choice? Maybe something for autism?

A $700 dollar tip to this forum's preferred charity, DSPGaming, would have us so PWNED we would have to punch so much air we wouldn't be able to do anything else.

 

[Coke Zero]

One of the funnier aspects of this that has been glossed over because of how the “interview” went in reality is just how bad DSP is at conducting an interview. “Questions” that turn into actual 5 minute pre stream segments. Absolutely deranged behavior lol

On top of not knowing how to structure coherent questions and being socially retarded, phil sat there rocking back and forth like a lunatic while Craig was talking. It's all incredibly awkward.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

DSP made craig wait on discord while he rambled for 10 minutes. Power move from the king

Seriously. Does DSP has a Homoerotic obsession with Craig? Why is it always him?