🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Braphamut]

If Ralph becomes a bigger, messier Chris The Kiwi for Dax then I'll say it couldn't of happened to a better homosexual male with a fetish for dressing like a cow.

Go to LA, Ralph. Show Mint how you filll those bottles.

 

[Salvatore Leone]

If Ralph becomes a bigger, messier Chris The Kiwi for Dax then I'll say it couldn't of happened to a better homosexual male with a fetish for dressing like a cow.

Go to LA, Ralph. Show Mint how you filll those bottles.

Ralph can live with Wayne Lambright in the desert. Both of their living conditions aren't too far off and Wayne is within driving distance of LA.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ralph can live with Wayne Lambright in the desert. Both of their living conditions aren't too far off and Wayne is within driving distance of LA.

Is Wayne even out there, or did he take the offer to suck dick for housing?

 

[Salvatore Leone]

18 hours ago, he posted from his hot tin shack, so yes. There's lots of space in Wayne's desert and it's tax free bish. Become homeless in the desert Ralph, Wayne has solar panels to help you out with electricity.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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18 hours ago, he posted from his hot tin shack, so yes. There's lots of space in Wayne's desert and it's tax free bish. Become homeless in the desert Ralph, Wayne has solar panels to help you out with electricity.

Huh. I guess Wayne would rather die in the heat than live on his knees. I can almost respect that.

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Huh. I guess Wayne would rather die in the heat than live on his knees. I can almost respect that.

Wayne is at least resourceful and can build things. Ralph might need Wayne's help if he wants to set up his own tin shack in the desert.

 

[Die For Me!]

Starting to believe that being sick last 2 days is a cover up for his hip injury that is still giving him tremendous pain. The last time he took a day off and came back he said the pain is "getting better" never once stated that it's gone. I also recall him stating that he needs to keep at least 1 leg elevated while in bed to ease the pain. I'm sure if he just misses a couple more weeks and continues to put pillows under his legs, it'll fix itself and everything will be okay That's how Noir stories usually end right?

Ralph Noo!!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I wonder just what the fuck Ralph is doing with his time when he isn't watching tucker clips for 6 hours a day

Probably gooning or drowning himself in alcohol and pills to numb the pain of himself being a fat loser. Or him being the typical overly online fat loser is on discord constantly while refreshing the Farms.

I'm sure if he just misses a couple more weeks and continues to put pills in his mouth, it'll fix itself and everything will be okay

Fixed it

But yeah I’m leaning on him actually having broke something in his accident (being thrown out of a strip club for taking creep shots). Anyway fun little fact, Xanax usage can lead to osteoporosis by blocking testosterone and progesterone.



Ralph is a low T fat bitch with quad tits.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Probably gooning or drowning himself in alcohol and pills to numb the pain of himself being a fat loser. Or him being the typical overly online fat loser is on discord constantly while refreshing the Farms.



Fixed it

But yeah I’m leaning on him actually having broke something in his accident (being thrown out of a strip club for taking creep shots). Anyway fun little fact, Xanax usage can lead to osteoporosis by blocking testosterone and progesterone.

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Ralph is a low T fat bitch with quad tits.

I'm wondering if Xanax is part of the "teen to troon" pipeline.

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph is a low T fat bitch with quad tits.

Xanax, alcohol, and a very sedentary life. Major impacts on bone density and health.

Ralph's bones are going to start crumbling just like Daddy Gym!

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Watching him now, there's like nothing going on. He did a really shitty ad read, and then stood up to do a little dance. During the dance he said he slept a lot because he didn't want to be sick, but sleeping a lot hurt his back. Guess the tin shed needs a refresh on the pile of straw he sleeps on. Or maybe there's too many modelo bottles in the hay.
Clip of his energetic dance, don't pay attention to the fact that he keeps his hat bill down and head down to avoid showing his double chin. Also ignore how little he actually can move, the image of pure health.

No wonder he gets all the phat mexican bitches. He does this truffle shuffle everytime the tortas are being delivered to the table and they are hypnotized by his fat rolls jiggling in gentle waves.
Edit: Dingo is giving him the downlow on the Russians, but first he decides to disclose that he's a pill popping retard, who is on stimulants while in line to get his banal regular stimulant.

 

[Rage Pig]

Watching him now, there's like nothing going on. He did a really shitty ad read, and then stood up to do a little dance. During the dance he said he slept a lot because he didn't want to be sick, but sleeping a lot hurt his back. Guess the tin shed needs a refresh on the pile of straw he sleeps on. Or maybe there's too many modelo bottles in the hay.
Clip of his energetic dance, don't pay attention to the fact that he keeps his hat bill down and head down to avoid showing his double chin. Also ignore how little he actually can move, the image of pure health.
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No wonder he gets all the phat mexican bitches. He does this truffle shuffle everytime the tortas are being delivered to the table and they are hypnotized by his fat rolls jiggling in gentle waves.
Edit: Dingo is giving him the downlow on the Russians, but first he decides to disclose that he's a pill popping retard, who is on stimulants while in line to get his banal regular stimulant.
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I also tuned in to check viewer count and donos, and in that moment he cheated $50 on his dono bar. He isn't even pretending to not faking it anymore, no fake tts from his phone, just adds the $50. I assume there are more examples, but I can't bring myself to watch this boring retard more than a few minutes when he's not completely zonked out.

Hey Piggy, since you're reading this, just stop the 99 streak kabuki, it's less embarrassing to make $42.45 during a 12 hours stream than this blatant cheating.

 

[FiveStarAce]

The the ralphahip is ralphainfected the ralphamale is going to ralphadie ralphalone in the ralphashack surrounded by ralphapissbottles and ralphacatlitter. He's ralphastaring at his ralphaceiling while he ralphadrifts away into ralphoblivion and his last ralphathoughts will be: "Fuck Josh Moon and the brokedickfarms. All of this is THEIR fault!" And then he ralphafuckingdies. Then World peace is achieved.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I also tuned in to check viewer count and donos, and in that moment he cheated $50 on his dono bar. He isn't even pretending to not faking it anymore, no fake tts from his phone, just adds the $50. I assume there are more examples, but I can't bring myself to watch this boring retard more than a few minutes when he's not completely zonked out.

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Hey Piggy, since you're reading this, just stop the 99 streak kabuki, it's less embarrassing to make $42.45 during a 12 hours stream than this blatant cheating.

Nawt tru it was sent to him on cashapp by his good friend from canada nobody has ever met. Also is he playing Kamala Harris Skyrim?

 

[Haru Okumura]

Here is a summary of Dax's call-in segment:

Pre-Dax:
-Ethan wants to be third chair with Dax and Vito
-Riley is in chat @ASEPresents and supports Ethan being third chair, saying it could take hate off of Vito
-Chatter: "lol Ralph can be the pig wrangler"
-Mint is chatting on the @ASEPresents account
-Mint insists "Young Clippa" weighs 240 lbs
-Mint alleges Vito does not have a bathroom door and just hangs a shower curtain in the doorway
-Mint says Riley and Vito are in conflict behind the scenes, Riley insulting Vito and Vito being very sensitive about it
-Ethan describes Amanda as "the person who is trying to mentally torture me right now"

Dax arrives:
-Dax immediately implies Aaron Imholte spikes women's drinks to rape them
-Dax watched Aaron's arraignment from the parking lot at his pilates class
-Ethan and Dax seethe about Aaron
-Ethan and Dax seethe about Josh
-Ethan and Dax seethe about Sean / Potentially Criminal
-"He's not a good guy, beyond what is out in public" - Ethan on Aaron based on what was discussed at his meal with Nick
-"I fell off the wagon...went outright fucking promo-cut on everybody, names included, and which was RETARDED" - Ethan on yelling the Morris names during his recent Pillstream while discussing how Aaron should stop talking about Kayla
-"He's killing [the State's] case!" - Ethan on Aaron
-Vito comes up
-Ethan proposes being third chair, Dax brushes it off with a joke calling Vito fat
-Ethan says it's nice to be able to talk for a living and not having to work for a living
-Dax denies that he is faking drama and cites that their Discord is a dumpster fire as proof it's not gayfabe and that it's becoming a serious problem for him
-"Vito makes hugely controversial statements on Twitter and then spends hours arguing about it" - Dax
-Transon Family fight reference
-Dax says that Superkiller being "extremely fucking late" is stressing Vito out and attributes Vito's mental state to the comic's tardiness
-"You don't ban people who pay you!" - Ethan Ralph, forgetting all the times he's done exactly this
-"I don't want a real job!" - Ethan

Kiwi Farms seething:
-"Reddit may even be worse than Kiwi Farms!" - Ethan
-"Null lets the pedophiles stay on and keep things fresh" - Dax
-"Josh gave [Qriist] a special badge for being a pedophile!" - Ethan
-"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, NULL IS JUST IGNORING IT, THE FIRST GUY WHO WENT IN IS A PEDOPHILE!!!" - Dax, loudly
-"They gave him an award!" - Ethan
-"This is the guy you're leading with!" - Ethan
-Dax implies the body cam fund was a scam
-Dax is obsessed with convincing Josh to do a pushup???
-Ethan complains that Josh would use exclusive access to the body cam footage to make money and that this is unfair and bad
-Dax spergs about Josh and pushups again

Back to Aaron:
-Ethan claims Aaron Imholte was put into protective custody because of the letter-writing threat
-Ethan claims he "was just fucking around" and wasn't serious about contacting any black murderers
-Dax and Ethan seethe about snitching
-"I can relate to anyone, I have that skill" - Ethan
-"I'm glad I didn't live in Minnesota!" - Ethan on state-level revenge porn laws

Tim Pool:
-Ethan mistakes TENET Media for the Chinese megacorp Tencent
-Same mistake again despite being corrected
-Ethan speculates Lauren Chen is in custody
-Adolwulf finally superchats to (again) correct Ethan about Tencent
-Dax says Lauren Chen should "snitch" on all her co-conspirators, mere minutes after decrying Aaron for snitching

-Dax says he has no plans for what he's going to do on his show with Vito tomorrow
-Dax leaves
-Ethan speculates about going on with Dax and Vito when he is in California at the end of the month to "talk sense" into Vito
-Ethan scored cocaine with Cassandra Fairbanks "and a few other people" in DC after AFPAC 1

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Earlier in the show he also stated:
>I was in a wreck and had it in my hands, some lucky Mexican probably has it or it's crushed somewhere, I had to switch back to the old one
about his phone, which he has somehow still not replaced.

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Right as I was preparing to submit this post, Ethan explicitly stated he wants to have a THIRD child, so buckle up.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

-Dax watched Aaron's arraignment from the parking lot at his pilates class

Homosexuality confirmed.

 

[lester]

Boy, that Dick Masterson segment was SO hilarious.
What a butt licking prick the gunt is. Embarrassing.

Ralph, Dax is not funny, has never been funny and will never be.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

So it sounds like Ralph actually had a show with topics and a guest. Common fag farmer L.

 

[Um...]

Boy, that Dick Masterson segment was SO hilarious.
What a butt licking prick the gunt is. Embarrassing.

So why doesn’t that pie-faced mf just give poor desperate piggy what he’s been begging and groveling for, a regular spot on his podcast/stream/whatever it is? Seeing as how they’re such good buddies and piggy’s an Internet Legend and all. Go ahead Dicky, just do it and make piggy’s dream come true…unless you’re having too good a time watching him beg and grovel, that is.

 

[Kandinsky]

I

Starting to believe that being sick last 2 days is a cover up for his hip injury that is still giving him tremendous pain. The last time he took a day off and came back he said the pain is "getting better" never once stated that it's gone. I also recall him stating that he needs to keep at least 1 leg elevated while in bed to ease the pain. I'm sure if he just misses a couple more weeks and continues to put pillows under his legs, it'll fix itself and everything will be okay That's how Noir stories usually end right?
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Ralph Noo!!

I won’t believe he’s elevating anything, unless he provides pictorial ebidance.