Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Irregardless]

Or better yet Methica ends up buying that 8 dollar machete and turns him into a dank food hack.

Yea, so cringy little jokes like this might have been funny when you were a-logging Josh on his sub-reddit, but on here people generally don't hate him and wish for the absolute worst things to happen to him.

I'm not trying to moral fag and act like you shouldn't laugh at Josh for the consequences of his stupid actions as he is a delusional retard who deserves a lot of what comes to him, but it's pretty gay to hope the dude experiences pain.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I’ll never forget when the subreddit went down so many a-logs fled to here and between this thread and the Reddit A-logs thread probably about five of them got doxxed. Fun times.

That was fucking glorious. All the retards who wanted to get his channel banned got exposed and scared shitless.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

I think most of the people who really alog Josh are basically doing slightly better than him in life and hate him for their shared flaws

This is pretty much the definition of "A-Log". The actual Anthony Logatto would share numerous traits with Chris, and his response to any acknowledgement of those flaws was just to reactively snap "at least I'm not Chris-chan!"

Most of Cobes biggest spergs are barely above him, but Josh -a literal retarded person whose brain is fucked up- is by definition worse than them regardless just because he's Cobra.

 

[bonified retard]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Got a source for that?

I knew this would happen if true. "Hey Cobra they sell giant canisters of gas that gets you high at Walmart and it's even better than duster".

 

[Jobama]

Got a source for that?

I knew this would happen if true. "Hey Cobra they sell giant canisters of gas that gets you high at Walmart and it's even better than duster".

It's an edit of the texts Milo leaked allegedly showing Kanye fiending for Nitrous.

 

[Molly Millions]

I should kill myself

Yes you should

 

[Irregardless]

Yes you should

You first

 

[3deadniggers]

There's a lot less shitheads here than on places like reddit or discord. Especially discord. That's where all the gayops happens and actual sadists do their thing. Maybe this thread in particular attracts the more level headed people but weening and trolling plans are a surefire way to get yourself laughed off the site.

There is just as many shitheads here as on those places. The farms isn't some niche hidden site no one can access without TOR, so most people involved with interacting with a cow for clout will be reading the threads here. The only difference is the farm is a den of wolves. If you piss off the wrong person they will try to dox you and make an example out of you to protect the facade that Kiwis are never shit touchers themselves. Having been involved with groups here investigating pozloading my neghole kiwis and recognizing the patterns I would bet every major poster in this thread has interacted with Cobra at least once. Many will have gifted or been some kind of friend or buddy troll. Any one following a cow's daily activity and not wandering in and out of the thread has always had shit on their fingers when researching these things. I don't personally care as long as they're not dishonest about it and aren't trying to harm the cow. If you dig enough you find a lot of youtube channels they don't want associating with the farms usually uploading their own cow interactions as they jumped from target to target.

If Cobes' honest and true fans do put together a circle of protection for him you will find most of his trolls have accounts here. Even if they don't post they will follow the thread to see how we react to their gayops and get the latest clips archived. I'm sure the Chris guy who sent NAL out there is happy there's lots of angry people in the thread and considers it part of the content he paid for. You don't spend this much money on a cow and not be watching their thread on the farms. It doesn't happen.

 

[Jobama]

I made a bingo card for this thread since we've been going in circles for the past 1000 pages.

I made sure to choose the gothic Halloween theme for Josh

 

[shaverinocory]

 

[Jobama]

I'm glad we finally saw Josh take a stand against them.

 

[1700somewhere]

I'm glad we finally saw Josh take a stand against them.

"skrewball peanut butter whisky and a splash of a&w, mixed half and half"

my sides lmfao

also wtf is that beard

 

[Slim Boglim]

Absolute banger of a thumbnail and video title praise cobras magic mass shooting rates are rapidly dropping all across the country

 

[bookers]

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Who is "idontevenknow" ??
Oh thats jessicamessicas rumble, I didn't know that existed

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Absolute banger of a thumbnail and video title praise cobras magic mass shooting rates are rapidly dropping all across the country

lmao I just saw this and came here to post about it.
the beard is really fucking wild idk if ive ever seen anything like it

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Who is "idontevenknow" ??
Oh thats jessicamessicas rumble, I didn't know that existed

lmao I just saw this and came here to post about it.
the beard is really fucking wild idk if ive ever seen anything like it

It's like he's got a particularly hairy nutsack on his chin. It's borderline cartoon-y.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

It's like a microphone windscreen.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

That beard is fucking bonkers.

Looks like he tried to trim it/dye it? It looks more ridiculous than when he just did nothing to it.

 

[DocHoliday]

Cobra is growing an afro under his chin.

 

[Molly Millions]

How often have you ever heard this man know anything about the news stories he rants about? Is he sober?

Bro if this trend continues I think he should run for Mayor