Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Fapcop]

How tragic: a woman who hasn't managed to sort herself together becomes a mother. The child is going to have a hard life.

Oh yeah. There’s also other stuff in her profile about having a restraining order against the father. Big ol’ BPD vibes.

Because politely or sternly correcting them isn't working.

I chuckle at the thought of a lil’ pooner “sternly correcting” anyone.

Probably poontalk for: “It’s he!” With big, wet pooner eyes and running away to have a good cry.

 

[Syikeblade]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/JWiNqJnZlE

It's funny how I'm assuming their atheist desperately want reincarnation to be a thing.
They call it reclaimed childhood but it's just foolishness.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

Stunning, brave and full of excuses
Caleb Hammer attacks troon with financial facts. Troon insists he's fine thank you. Caleb calls him buddy a few times. ETA Bonus 5 o'clock shadow and chest hair.

 

[QuickHen]

I am stuck at a trainstation and saw a tranny with the shortest green dress I ever seen, 5 oclock shadow and horribly dyed and unkempt pink hair. I never seen a troon irl so it was a surprise.

 

[Risky Horse Business]

Stunning, brave and full of excuses
Caleb Hammer attacks troon with financial facts. Troon insists he's fine thank you. Caleb calls him buddy a few times. ETA Bonus 5 o'clock shadow and chest hair.

Only fans and impulse purchases. This man is a fucking mess. Also obviously cashapping prostitutes.

extraordinary that this one even bothers trying to troon, probably another covid tranny.

 

[Jizzrag]

Spoiler: Text

ow

>be me

>being dragged along on a trip to help with some family stuff later this month

>talking with my mom about possibly being uncomfortable staying with relatives that i havent come out to

>"don't be self conscious, i don't see any noticeable changes"

she's right and im going to kill myself

He’s been on HRT for 2 years according to another post.

 

[cypocryphy]

I am stuck at a trainstation and saw a tranny with the shortest green dress I ever seen, 5 oclock shadow and horribly dyed and unkempt pink hair. I never seen a troon irl so it was a surprise.

Do you have pepper spray?

 

[Jizzrag]

From the transgender_surgery sub
Hair Transplant Or FFS?

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Being a slut rules. Like, I'm ace, and don't/didn't really enjoy (nor) hate the sex I had when figuring myself out , but the confidence gained and questions answered about myself were worth a lot.
Practice safe sex, obviously! This isn't necessary directed at you but to any and everyone who needs to hear it: If you were never taught sex ed, learn what you need to in order to be safe!

Translation:

Hi, I was probably sexually exploited as a teen. All the buttsecks I had was one sided, I hated it but it gave me the facsimile of self worth - to ride that dragon of toxic attention forever, I trooned, now I'm chemically and/or surgically castrated, so I don't feel as if I'm missing out when those "straight" men don't even give me a reach around.
I was brought up in a conservative area, my parents were neurotic prudes and are probably to blame for most this.

My neural networks are still calibrating to troonery but I'm pretty confident on this.

 

[Paper Machete]

I always get a laugh when they say to practice safe sex. Because it is essentially a meaningless concept to them. It's like saying to remember your bike helmet when jumping off cliffs. And that's only in regards to physical safety/health, and not a question of mental/emotional wellbeing and questions of wasted time. You can't make inherently unsafe situations safe by making up bullshit rules to follow.

At this point, these people are just pathological. Listening to them talk about sex is like listening to a serial killer give a jail interview. It's the same sociopathic destructive impulse for them.

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

From the transgender_surgery sub
Hair Transplant Or FFS?
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A commenter in that thread stated that this troon is "androgynous." Laughing my ass off. This manly man is the furthest thing from androgynous.

 

[Geraldine]

From the transgender_surgery sub

Looking like someone with a serious case of battle fatigue.

Listening to them talk about sex is like listening to a serial killer give a jail interview.

This bit, but really also the whole post.

 

[Poonocchio]

From the transgender_surgery sub
Hair Transplant Or FFS?
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Adam Lanza eyed mfer. RUN AWAY!

 

[cold comfort]

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It's funny how I'm assuming their atheist desperately want reincarnation to be a thing.
They call it reclaimed childhood but it's just foolishness.

This retard grew up in the nineties. She could have just dressed up as Marty or Link and nobody would have cared. Still, my parents did more to break gender norms just by letting me run around as Zorro, Dracula, and the green power ranger than this lady ever will.

 

[revisionist]

Spoiler

Am I still a trans woman after SRS ? Venting
Sex talk
I feel like by having SRS I’ll lose my identity it’s something I desperately want but I feel like I’ll lose a massive part of my life

Dating is beyond challenging any time I meet a guy they either love me or reject me because I have male genitalia most the time I’m rejected

Does SRS make me less of a transwoman?

Spoiler

Spoiler

Doctor made me take a pregnancy test
Funny
I had a physical with my new doctor, and she said I need to take a pregnancy test. I was like "I don't think that's necessary," and she said, "Well it's part of the usual checkup. We need to make sure you're not pregnant because it might affect certain medications." and I said, "I'm literally trans I don't have a uterus," and she said, "You are??!?! Alright then." She comes back a few minutes later and says, "Looks like you do need to take the test to get your medication, since your legal gender is female. Sorry, it's just policy. I hope it's not too much trouble.

 

[AI generated waifu]

Something about pooners "breaking eggs" when it comes to troons pisses me off more than troons breaking each other's eggs. It's just these mfs love to pretend to be attracted to girls. I despise that. Your disgusting ass troon bf is not a girl, you do not like girls, you hate women and simp after men who also hate women.
People wanna say lesbians are perverts when straight woman act like this. Bruh.

Not entirely certain about this, but I think the main appeal for bragging straight pooners like these is that 'breaking the eggs' of their bfs gives them a massive ego boost.

They get to emasculate their boyfriends and feel good about it, which is a fantasy I can sort of see in women. They're basically recruiting more members into the trans cult (from a boring cishet to valid 'queer'), so they get a lot of praise from their peers, and a lot of cloud online. They get to act out this fantasy of 'fixing' someone, babying them, and turning them into less threatening 'females'. It probably gives them a sense of power, too. I really do think they get some kind of twisted enjoyment out of doing this.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I am stuck at a trainstation and saw a tranny with the shortest green dress I ever seen, 5 oclock shadow and horribly dyed and unkempt pink hair. I never seen a troon irl so it was a surprise.

Isn't it funny how online it seems like trannies are absolutely everywhere and every 3rd person is trans, yet in reality spotting one unless you are at an event or place likely to draw trannies you almost never see one? It's almost like trannies really are far less then a single percentage point of the population unlike their claim of 4-10% isn't it?

 

[Farmer Jon]

I feel like I'm noticing a lot more open confessions about tranny incest kinks specifically recently.

It's the porn trends nowadays, if you go on a porn site right now you'll see more step-sibling incest porn than the eye can see. Imo the step-sibling stuff is a gateway to actual incest.

 

[Esmeraude]

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It's funny how I'm assuming their atheist desperately want reincarnation to be a thing.
They call it reclaimed childhood but it's just foolishness.

my jimmies are rustled by this because I was the same way but guess what!! Instead of chopping my tits off and pretending to be a man, I took my girl self straight to the anime and video game forums of the early 2000’s, which were VERY misogynistic places, and ended up welcomed into each group- not as a “girl” but as a peer because I actually had shit to say beyond “omg x is so hot” or whatever.
I swear these retards wouldn’t last a day on those boards without freaking out about being ~bullied~

It just really pisses me off because these women are making is SO MUCH HARDER for the girls that have to come behind them imo.

 

[QuickHen]

Isn't it funny how online it seems like trannies are absolutely everywhere and every 3rd person is trans, yet in reality spotting one unless you are at an event or place likely to draw trannies you almost never see one? It's almost like trannies really are far less then a single percentage point of the population unlike their claim of 4-10% isn't it?

I know right?