Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
I just can’t get it out of my head that this man is in his 30s and still doing this kind of stuff. It’d still be cringe if he was like, 14 or something, but it would be excusable to an extent because he’s 14. I’m sure damn near everyone has done something cringe at that age. I just can’t even understand how someone can live for 30 years, have had a job and presumably payed taxes, and still do this. At the end of the day though it’s great lol’s, so I can’t be too mad.
 
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HadToMake4Features said:
Ya, autism is one hell of a drug, eh?
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I feel like most autists grow out of it, or at least hide their MLP figurines or something out of the sight of pleasant society. I don’t know what it is but there has to be some kind of special lolcow autism that causes people to have an uncontrollable urge to spew their shit out into the world. It should be studied really.
 
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Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Why is the sound quality so bad? Couldn't he re-record it and add cleaner audio track to the video?
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Alastor’s gimmick is that he has an old timey radio filter over his voice and he speaks with a roaring 20s mid Atlantic accent.

He’s also mixed by professional sound engineers and Adam is using a free voice filter on his phone.
 
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The Dog said:
I feel like most autists grow out of it, or at least hide their MLP figurines or something out of the sight of pleasant society. I don’t know what it is but there has to be some kind of special lolcow autism that causes people to have an uncontrollable urge to spew their shit out into the world. It should be studied really.
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That's what we're doing here to some extent IMO. Mostly just laughing, but still.
 
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Huge Fuckin Nerd said:
Alastor’s gimmick is that he has an old timey radio filter over his voice and he speaks with a roaring 20s mid Atlantic accent.

He’s also mixed by professional sound engineers and Adam is using a free voice filter on his phone.
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I mean, yeah, but I can barely hear him. He should've walked one extra step and muted himself to make it slightly less cringy.
 
Did he finally shave his eyebrow(s) or is it just makeup?
The both look botched and uneven
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Falcon Sebben said:
lip syncing
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Wait, is that not him doing the voice? Because I don't know if that makes it better or worse.
The Dog said:
I just can’t get it out of my head that this man is in his 30s and still doing this kind of stuff.
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It's the fact he thinks it's a good idea to make it public that floors me. I enjoy belting out songs when I'm in the shower but I wouldn't post a video of me singing online because I know my limits. Adam watched this back and not only didn't find it embarrassing but thought it's something people would actively ask him for a private viewing of.

I'm starting to think he's the perfect cow.
 
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Victory2323 said:
I’m curious if ya’ll had the opportunity to hangout with Adam for a first hand experience (in a group not 1 on 1) would you go? Cause I’m running into this problem soon.
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Whatever you do please PLEASE don't ERP with him, even if its just a joke. We don't need another @Weed Eater
 
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Victory2323 said:
I’m curious if ya’ll had the opportunity to hangout with Adam for a first hand experience (in a group not 1 on 1) would you go? Cause I’m running into this problem soon.
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Why? I get you know him in some vague way your previous post hinted at but are you now going out of your way to meet him?
 
Victory2323 said:
I’m curious if ya’ll had the opportunity to hangout with Adam for a first hand experience (in a group not 1 on 1) would you go? Cause I’m running into this problem soon.
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Why not? Go out with him and report his shenanigans back to us, we'll be happy to know

However please don't try to "troll" him or confront him with his behavior if you decided to go out with him IRL, it would be very embarrassing on your part and we won't appreciate that at all
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Victory2323 said:
I’m curious if ya’ll had the opportunity to hangout with Adam for a first hand experience (in a group not 1 on 1) would you go? Cause I’m running into this problem soon.
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There is no way in hell I would be alone with him. He is a Stage 5 Clinger on his best day and on his worst would probably molest someone if he thought he could get away with it.
 
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Victory2323 said:
I’m curious if ya’ll had the opportunity to hangout with Adam for a first hand experience (in a group not 1 on 1) would you go? Cause I’m running into this problem soon.
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Geez, I don't know. Being a lolcow aside, he seems like the most irritating person ever to hang out with. I've had IRL Chibi-likes in my life and I made an effort to keep away from them every time.
 
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