The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

Exbein said:
The final boss is literally your sperm
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Leisure Suit Larry? It could be one of the PS2 ones, I think.

You have a fever dream where you get kidnapped by a clown and are forced to dress up in fursuits.
 
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You wake up with a funny arm in a japanese labratory full of bald robot men and bootleg sephiroth killing everyone,also why the fuck am i in the middle east all of a sudden?
 
6 7 8 9 10 teenagers get recruited as child soldiers to kill demons and later a mad scientist. (Hint: it's an MMO)
 
Since the funny banned man used his necromancy on this thread:
Dancing black tribals fight angry red tribals.
Wagecuck mines asteroids on Saturn.
Guy plans to rob a bank, dies horribly several times before getting arrested.
Criminally addicted golfer refuses to leave property, fights God.
SSj_Ness said:
Heavy smoking dog-sledding enthusiast kills his brother and saves a tomboy that cucks him with a literal pants shitting retard.
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Holy shit that sounds hilarious. The only dog sled games I know is "That Which Gave Chase."
Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
Motorcyclists beat the tar out of each other with bludgeons
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Motherfuckin' Road Redemption.
CWC spells Master Duel said:
Theres Zombies, Nyarlapthotep and it's overpriced
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Years later but uh...Dusk? Shin Megami Tensei?
 
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SSj_Ness said:
It's Metal Gear lol
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I'd be frank, I never got into Metal Gear, I only ever played Snake Eater, barely could play MGSV, and played the fuck outta Rising. This is coming from the guy who loves stealth games lol. I did follow the story separately and seen the gameplay (mostly from that maniac George Salonikh) but never took a big interest so I can't remember much. I'm going to assume you mean Meryl leaving Snake for Johnny.
 
drugged-up psychopath becomes animalistic alter-ego to commit shocking acts of ultraviolence - Hint: You like hurting other people, don't you?
washed-up sportsball star survives the apocalypse to kill his dad and himself - Hint: AAAAA HA HA HA HA
smoldering latin bad boy gets cucked by demon lord what's-his-face and goes on a quest to take revenge with his Boner - Hint: TASTE MY BIG BONER!
humanity's okayest employee crash-lands on the bug planet and escapes with the aid of an incredible number of belts - Hint: the factory must grow

Tri-TachyonRepresentative said:
Guy plans to rob a bank, dies horribly several times before getting arrested.
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Payday

Evil Peter Griffin said:
Your cursed and the world is fucked. Fix it or not.
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this could be almost any Shin Megami Tensei game
 
I'm Retarded? said:
drugged-up psychopath becomes animalistic alter-ego to commit shocking acts of ultraviolence - Hint: You like hurting other people, don't you?
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Hotline Miami
I'm Retarded? said:
washed-up sportsball star survives the apocalypse to kill his dad and himself - Hint: AAAAA HA HA HA HA
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Final Fantasy X
I'm Retarded? said:
smoldering latin bad boy gets cucked by demon lord what's-his-face and goes on a quest to take revenge with his Boner - Hint: TASTE MY BIG BONER!
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Shadows of the Damned
I'm Retarded? said:
humanity's okayest employee crash-lands on the bug planet and escapes with the aid of an incredible number of belts - Hint: the factory must grow
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Factorio
 
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