Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Meet & greet sessions are awkward as hell and I feel like sound more fun in your head than actually attending them in person for major artists, I imagine it's much more intimate for unknown artists or small venue attendees.

I might have said this earlier but if there is any kind of m&g, it would be shuffled through a line to take photos as fast as possible, strict rules about no touching/no talking for more than a few seconds, typically you're not allowed to give artists things for safety and security reasons.

Anyway, the main thing I am looking forward to is her inevitable discomfort and rage with people standing too close, bumping into her, making out, moshing, whatever Rammstein fans might do. The closeness and touching shoulder to should at least is probably a given. It will smell like BO and alcohol and probably weed.

I don't think she has any idea what she's in for and there will be some kind of tard rage even if it's only online.
 
At least she's not doing the topical DHT on her privates thing for "bottom growth", I guess. That's pure DHT, the T byproduct that causes androgenetic alopecia (male and female pattern baldness). She's still gunna go bald from T regardless though because it is converted to DHT in the body.
Thanks for reminding me of the gel on the nether regions thing... I was wondering if she was using it in such a manner because more "bottom growth" is one thing she wants from the hormones, however I never brought it up because the less we have to think about what's in Staph's pants, the better.

No guarantee she will go bald as I'm pretty sure that's down to genetics - pooners who don't have a family history of balding tend to keep their hair, though part of me wants to see her lose her hair if that's what it'll take to ditch that stupid haircut.
Cholesterlol was the doctor worry.

Maybe gel lotion applied T doesn't absorb as much, when there's 470 more microlayers of grime (added on to the usual 1300 from parent house era habitual once a week bathing) to battle through?
If she hasn't actually fucked with it in order to get it upped, that's a genuine possibility, lol
We may be subjected to more eye burning babbler pics... if it wasn't bad enough already, at this rate she really will turn herself into a sasquatch. Though since she was considering a tattoo, has she finally decided to man up and inject the pooner juice? I find the "I'm afraid of needles" excuse to be a shitty one if she wants a tattoo, the gel just seems to be yet another way she gets to do the gender thing without fully committing. Or the doctors took one look at her bad hygiene and decided to give her the gel because she'd give herself an infection with how gross her skin is.
 
Anyway, the main thing I am looking forward to is her inevitable discomfort and rage with people standing too close, bumping into her, making out, moshing, whatever Rammstein fans might do. The closeness and touching shoulder to should at least is probably a given. It will smell like BO and alcohol and probably weed.

My money is still on her finding an excuse not to go because I really can't imagine this is going to end well for her if her parents don't chaperone her.

Standing room only, and Steph has gained a LOT of weight in a short time. And she wasn't even good at standing before that.

It's an outdoors venue on the water though - That'll be pretty cold in NY october so she won't die of heatstroke at least but I wonder if she overcomes the transit and the lodging and the general anxiety if she will end up just standing at the back of the pier and barely see the show,

Maybe she'll get lucky, since pits are rare for Rammstein, and use her grossness to shove her way forward without issue. But it seems like the kind of environment that'll make a girl drink hand sanitizer.
 
Meet & greet sessions are awkward as hell and I feel like sound more fun in your head than actually attending them in person for major artists, I imagine it's much more intimate for unknown artists or small venue attendees.

I might have said this earlier but if there is any kind of m&g, it would be shuffled through a line to take photos as fast as possible, strict rules about no touching/no talking for more than a few seconds, typically you're not allowed to give artists things for safety and security reasons.

Anyway, the main thing I am looking forward to is her inevitable discomfort and rage with people standing too close, bumping into her, making out, moshing, whatever Rammstein fans might do. The closeness and touching shoulder to should at least is probably a given. It will smell like BO and alcohol and probably weed.

I don't think she has any idea what she's in for and there will be some kind of tard rage even if it's only online.
Every show I've been to from them was I a big arena where the only ones really bashing into each other were on floor tickets. Everyone else was up in the stands. And I'm assuming she can't afford floor tickets so she'll probably be up in the boondocks in some hockey arena, barely able to see him
 
Maybe she'll get lucky, since pits are rare for Rammstein, and use her grossness to shove her way forward without issue. But it seems like the kind of environment that'll make a girl drink hand sanitizer.
There would absolutely be at least a few drunken yobos heckling her, too; Rammstein may be an old band in comparative terms, but it's still the type of music that lends itself to some heavy alcohol (or some other substance) consumption before/during/after a concert. Combine that with out-of-towners who have no incentive to play nice with someone they'll most likely never see again... yeah, Staph would be called things that'd burn even our leathery ears.
 
Every show I've been to from them was I a big arena where the only ones really bashing into each other were on floor tickets. Everyone else was up in the stands. And I'm assuming she can't afford floor tickets so she'll probably be up in the boondocks in some hockey arena, barely able to see him
i hope she got floor tickets, i want her to tussle around trying to get a good view and get pissy about it.

are there flashers at Rammstein shows? i know she's just dying to be up front and flash Till her hairy salmon slappers and get blasted with cum by the giant dick cannon
 
are there flashers at Rammstein shows? i know she's just dying to be up front and flash Till her hairy salmon slappers and get blasted with cum by the giant dick cannon
I'm imagining the dick cannon travelling around the arena in full ejaculation flow, then it points in Staph's direction and she flashes her babblers ready for the spray, only for the dick cannon to malfunction and stop working like she killed it's arousal.

Sadly I don't think Till has the dick cannon at his solo shows.
 
i hope she got floor tickets, i want her to tussle around trying to get a good view and get pissy about it.

are there flashers at Rammstein shows? i know she's just dying to be up front and flash Till her hairy salmon slappers and get blasted with cum by the giant dick cannon
When he does "pussy" or goes with the house of 1000 corpses theme, it's a thing for drunk chicks to climb up on a dudes shoulders and take their shirts right off.

So your comment made me imagine staph walking up to some guy in the pit with no top on, asking if she can climb up onto a strangers shoulders. And then promptly being puked on by the disgusted stranger who then goes to security and asks for her to be removed
 
i hope she got floor tickets, i want her to tussle around trying to get a good view and get pissy about it.
It's standing room only at Pier 17. Honestly probably best case scenario for Steph's anxiety, assuming it doesn't rain.

Though it would have been hilarious to see her reaction if they had seated tickets since everyone would be standing around her. Concerts are really not for the morbidly obese.
 
It's been a while since I looked at the early pages but it's funny how little has changed or gotten worse.


lol this chick gets offended that a dead gay serial killer wouldn’t eat her out
The foreshadowing. (:_(
Pretentious bitch is the only label she needs.

I suspect if this thread gains traction we're going to have people who had encounters with her turning up to dish dirt. She's FFVII house levels of crazy.

Imagine if they did actually did delete and fucked off. Where would I be without my 1600 page comfort thread?

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"Peter has his own list of dark deeds, AFTER death." :cryblood:
This was before the break up and before the grooming saga was discovered. Were they actually acknowledging he groomed kids? I thought they were in denial over that in the beginning. Was there something else?
 
Honestly probably best case scenario for Steph's anxiety, assuming it doesn't rain.

If she does manage to defy all of our expectations and manage to ineptly gunt her way across New York State unaccompanied to attend a fucking metal concert by herself, I'd say that is more than sufficient proof of her "anxiety" being the bullshit excuse that it is, and would justify getting her tardbux cut off permanently for defrauding the government. It won't happen unfortunately, but I can still dream. I think that ultimately has the potential to be far more entertaining than the "Retard Does NYC" timeline.
 
"Peter has his own list of dark deeds, AFTER death." :cryblood:
This was before the break up and before the grooming saga was discovered. Were they actually acknowledging he groomed kids? I thought they were in denial over that in the beginning. Was there something else?
She sounds braggy about it, maybe she's implying Michael got 2edgy4u after dying?
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A lot of random statements made over these last couple of days. I will put them under themed spoilers to break them up a bit.

Paraphilia:
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The Ramirez video she linked to. God, he sounded like a fucking retard.

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Jeff victim blaming. She loves deflecting blame. Perfect match.

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She's not even seen Jeff's favourite film, I doubt her 'hyperfixation' on him if she has never seen The Exorcist 3.

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'How dare I call myself a community activist?' Reposting trans themed news articles on Facebook, giving power point presentations at senior centres, and handing out badges at a pride event does not make you an activist. I like how she mentions having a 'laundry list' of things she gets called out for, then mentions she has a 'KF thread' that people can 'read at your leisure.' I hope people on Blue Sky look her up to cause some slapfights because I miss them.

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Commenting on a necro joke doesn't make your uwu hippy druid account look good.

I'll stick this one in this section.
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Norse shit:
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This is not 'gangster' rap, whitey. Maybe I'm not fun enough, but this song is cringe.

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No one asked.

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Loki loves his sex with Staph so much that he is doing favours for her. She's really special.

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What's a fire giant got to do with trees?
Music:
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I'm looking forward to her seeing Till as well.

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Sorry to any Kiwi Sleep Token fans.

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Yeah, but what about rap music? Too much brown for you?
Hash tag just fat ass things:
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You damn well know that those things are more important, even though they are false. I don't doubt that you make a lot of dairy disappear.

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LOL as if she has ever been drunk.

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The last time you suggested alternate medicine it didn't go well for you. (Remember when she accidentally suggested poison to someone on Twitter and she had the posts deleted?)

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I'm sure a Kiwi who could be bothered could find these places near her apartment.

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Every time she bakes you just know that she eats the whole thing like a fat ass. Also, Lana Del Ray? You basic bitch.

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LMAO 'muscle growth.' How the fuck would you get a muscly ass from T? That's fat. Your ass hurts from probably sitting on it all day.
Random personal statements:
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This photo was probably from two years ago. It really highlights just how hobo she looks now. If she put the cape on now she would look like Emperor Palpatine.

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Does he shout 'Clay Aitken is a faggot!' in her dreams, I wonder. 🤔

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Make your grandma proud by actually learning about them properly, because your knowledge is wonky AF when it comes to plants.

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'Only to find out that if I chimp out and drink hand sanitizer then I can avoid work' more like.

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I wouldn't say that things have 'been good' for you.

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Rip a bong for Siggy. Also...

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Are those piles of peeled skin?
 
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This photo was probably from two years ago. It really highlights just how hobo she looks now
I'm guessing she made the (right) call that this would be too depressing
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The cap of her talking about being a "mom friend" who brings food, then immediately expecting recompense by way of sexual favours "in exchange for the food" is so grim.
Harkens back to when she tried to lure in that street troon with the non profit.
Once again, we can thank God she's just as 'tarded as she is.
 
New blog post:
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A few brief updates:

Loki and I just “horsed” again. It seems we’re going to be doing this spontaneously every few weeks. This time, he wanted me to try a stronger substance, the “flight of the witches” elixir I have that is made from several baneful herbs. This alcohol infusion of henbane, nightshade, datura, and mandrake is definitely not for the faint of heart! It comes with a warning for certain medical issues. By ingesting a small amount, one enters a state of mild delirium, and by using this, he walked into my body much more swiftly. I knew nothing about what had transpired until I woke up naked on my couch roughly twenty minutes later!

This may be a rather strange and risky approach to exploring my gender and physicality in regards to my voice, but after the first session, I found that my pronunciation of Old Norse was much better, and my voice could more easily slip into the higher register. So, I guess his unorthodox methods are paying off.

And he’s also told me that he eventually wants me to record myself while he’s puppeting me. I hope it won’t be too embarrassing.

In other news, I am fresh off of a visit to my primary care physician this week. (Actually, it was someone I’m not used to seeing, since my usual physician rescheduled me not once, but twice.) He observed that my blood testosterone levels are quite lower than expected. Thus, I’m being cleared for a higher dose. I’ve informed my gender affirming care doctor, and I assume that the next time I pick up my T-gel, it will be increased to a daily dose of 60mg.

I’ve let my facial hair grow out because it not only helps alleviate my dysphoria, but it makes me feel like I’m connecting with my ancestors AND performing “genderfuckery” like a seiðrmann should.

My next steps? I’m going to be conducting another utiseta on this upcoming full moon. I’ve checked the weather, and as of right now, it will be warm and clear.

Keep checking back for more news!
Loki really is one of us if he wants her to record herself the next time she gets 'possessed.' The next thing you know he will sign up to the farms to post the video.

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