"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Big Mommy]

I was having a very bad no good day filled with lots of black pills but when that one person said "Antniggers we won" I laughed out loud, thank you ants and ant enjoyers for continually bringing joy into the world. <3

 

[Jotch]

when was this made?

2014, by Dasboschitt, I love his works with all my heart and soul. When I first watched this I had no concept of who Phil even was until I learned it from the MATI stream several years later. So I was pretty surprised and entertained when I re-watched this from the archive.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I was having a very bad no good day filled with lots of black pills but when that one person said "Antniggers we won" I laughed out loud, thank you ants and ant enjoyers for continually bringing joy into the world. <3

I never understood exactly how this shit was a game, but damn if I didn't play it for fucking hours



Now that I think about it, it's basically Terraria, isn't it?

 

[Gorton Colu]

I never understood exactly how this shit was a game, but damn if I didn't play it for fucking hours

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Now that I think about it, it's basically Terraria, isn't it?

Haven't thought about this game since I played it as a 7 year old in my childhood home. I miss that old Windows 98 pc.

Kill all spiders and antlions.

I now want a Bad at video Games playthrough of it.

 

[KateHikes14]

After recovering from my nap and catching up to the point where the Amy Adams movie trailer comes in, I need to know how the movie is anti-natalist -- I don't care in either direction, and I know the score about who is being targeted mind you -- but I don't see how this movie is anti-natalist. It seems like a retro-2nd-wave feminist fable about a bored SAHM who has an awakening [why now? well I can think of a few reasons, but the movie will never go where it needs to go AFAIC] only it has a crass-looking/sounding title, which makes it comfy for self-loathing 3rd-wavers/shitlibs.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHE DOES NOT HAVE SEX WITH A GODDAMN DOG.
Okay, I looked it up, and if anything, it's pro-motherhood.

The goal of all antinatalist propoganda is to make motherhood seem low status (and fatherhood detached), regardless of if it is pro- or anti-motherhood in moral weighting. Financial incentives do nothing to move the needle on TFR as seen in Hungary. Status and to a much lesser extent social health drive fertility rates as seen in countries where parentage grants esteem.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Negative Attitude Zealous Individual (NAZI)

 

[geckogoy]

2014, by Dasboschitt, I love his works with all my heart and soul. When I first watched this I had no concept of who Phil even was until I learned it from the MATI stream several years later. So I was pretty surprised and entertained when I re-watched this from the archive.

Lol gorilla gong has died, been reborn, and died again since then

 

[ForTheHoard]

People underestimate the "message seller" feature on AliExpress. I've had all kinds of custom shit manufactured to personal spec just by having a 5 minute conversation with some chinese guy in a sweatshop.

I ended up forming a friendship with one of the people running a clothing store, and it turns out they owned a whole textile factory, and the lady's husband owned a shoe factory. I was buying extremely good knockoffs of sports jerseys and reselling it to local niggers on Offer Up. I was charging $200 for NBA jerseys with custom color schemes and names while they cost me $26 after shipping and taxes. Shoes were a little harder to flip but it still wasn't difficult to get $300 for a $70 pair of fake yeezys.

 

[Moths]

Haven't thought about this game since I played it as a 7 year old in my childhood home. I miss that old Windows 98 pc.

Kill all spiders and antlions.

I now want a Bad at video Games playthrough of it.

why kill the spider when you can go into debug and BE the spider
The real win is getting double queen in a colony

Also I support the agenda of total holy superchat death

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Please don't read scripture superchats if you have no personal, specific desire to do so. Shit's boring and aggravating, even when it's speaking a message that I agree with. Having unironic/unfunny sermons shoehorned into a show like MATI makes me MATI. It's become a reason for me to pause the stream for a couple of minutes at some point before superchats so that I can skip the scripture.

That pidgin reading was fucking funny, on the other hand though. I wonder how they go about rewording the passages condemning the consumption of shrimp. "Aww Lawd, dey's eetin dem bugs 'n shieeeet. Das fucked up, mhmmmm." Poor Bubba.

 

[nickcarkiller]

wanted to post this before the stream but couldnt
woman tries to compliment her boyfriend and ends up ruining their relationship

 

[Big Mommy]

The Hawaiian language only has 13 letters. I'm amazed they have any sort of language at all, but I'm glad their primal grunting can provide amusement to those of us from real countries.

I never understood exactly how this shit was a game, but damn if I didn't play it for fucking hours

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Now that I think about it, it's basically Terraria, isn't it?

I loved this as a kid too, EA really fell off hard.

 

[Sneeds]

Nikocado Avocado uploaded a video for the first time in 7 months and it looks like he lost a shit ton of weight

 

[AnOminous]

Nikocado Avocado uploaded a video for the first time in 7 months and it looks like he lost a shit ton of weight

I'm surprised he did but I've seen pictures of him when he was normal weight before. He doesn't seem like a muh tabolism dude but someone who fattened up as some weird fetish.

 

[Active User]

I usually skip the Cobra segments because I just don't usually find the cooking that funny and I'm not invested in his weird relationship drama, but I didn't with this one since I was just listening in the background and when he started playing his music to honor the school shooting I legit thought he started playing fucking gunshot noises and started dying from just how bad taste it seemed to be. Wasn't even what he was doing but I was not ready for that regardless.

As for the gun safe thing, similar stuff's been shown with suicide prevention and with websites. Guns are so high on the suicide charts not only because they're good at getting the job done, but also because it's not a ton of commitment to grab an unlocked gun and shoot yourself. The more steps towards committing suicide, the more chances there are for the person to stop and calm down. According to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention, most suicidal people without easy access to a lethal method won't go out and find a new one. Suicidality's often fleeting and when you consider that depression's hallmark symptom is lethargy, most people aren't committed enough to go super out of their way to die. Meanwhile on websites there's research that I don't have on hand right now where they figured out the average percentile drop off for each click needed to accomplish any task, which is why the method of unsubscribing from any sort of paid subscription is always really obtuse and takes a million clicks.

 

[IDF]

Temu is like an AliExpressExpress, same thing but a dumbed down inventory and I guess a more bottom of the barrel normie friendly experience. Where as you might get ICs and sensors on AliExpress you get sunglasses and running shorts on Temu. Though in fairness their inventory has grown a bit over the last couple years but this is offset by the atrocious app and yet that in turn is made up for by the relatively fast shipping.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Temu is like an AliExpressExpress, same thing but a dumbed down inventory and I guess a more bottom of the barrel normie friendly experience. Where as you might get ICs and sensors on AliExpress you get sunglasses and running shorts on Temu. Though in fairness their inventory has grown a bit over the last couple years but this is offset by the atrocious app and yet that in turn is made up for by the relatively fast shipping.

The Temu app is what you get if china’s best scientists try to make a shopping app as addictive as BMJ’s casinos or DSPs gatcha games. It is hell.

But they’re going to eat Amazon alive. Why pay Amazon for cheap Chinese shit when you can go direct to the Source?

 

[Wodanaz]

something something "it would be really unfortunate if nikocado was allowed to get away with being a disgusting obese sodomite, and then just lose all the weight and make millions more being a weight loss icon, instead of being killed for his hubris"
-something along those lines 3 years ago on mati

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The formerly fat retard should move to Mexico and become a lawyer, perhaps for Ralph.

Yes, Nikocado Avocado the Avocado Abogado.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

@Null maybe at the anniversary of the pooner shooter, you could make a breakdown bonus stream for the Pooner Zoo thread