Community lolcow.farm - /cgl/ meets /cow/ & female wizardchan; cuckqueaning enthusiasts

When will the site finally be back up? I need a place to complain about TIFs and other totally-not-women gender specials already ruining my shitty bl gacha that just came out last week.

if you don't mind me asking, which one was it? Noctilucent just came out a few days ago. The twitter side seemed fine and reddit was pretty receptive of it. Is it the discord having pooner problems? Nu carnival had a similar issue where it's vocal minority wanted to scars and cunt bout smut shocked down everyone's throats. Thankfully the saner members told them to fuck off and it's been bullshit free since
 
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if you don't mind me asking, which one was it? Noctilucent just came out a few days ago. The twitter side seemed fine and reddit was pretty receptive of it. Is it the discord having pooner problems? Nu carnival had a similar issue where it's vocal minority wanted to scars and cunt bout smut shocked down everyone's throats. Thankfully the saner members told them to fuck off and it's been bullshit free since
You’re right, it's Noctilucent. I've already seen some pooners argue that Anli's gender is ambiguous and he could be trans despite him having his cock out in the first chapter already. I just wish these ppl would stay away from these games. It's a classical yaoi game made FOR WOMEN, pooners should play their woke Western games instead.
 
As someone else who recently came from lolcow I gotta say that it’s legit shocking how many people on Crystal Cafe get upset when you talk about moving to KF
The three sites have different purposes and culture. You could reasonably describe LCF as being the middle ground between the other two. People more interested in the casual, non-cow discussion on LCF would probably prefer CC (or fujochan if they're into yaoi), and people who exclusively visit for the cow content would probably prefer KF. I mentioned this before, but LCF is better for archival reading while KF has better OPs. Additionally, as far as the non-cow sections of the sites go, I prefer LCF, in part because of how anonymity affects the flow of conversation there and makes the infights funnier to watch.
 
Not only that, from my lurking I've seen a lot of nonnas are incapable of thinking another woman can have "scrote" tastes that don't align with theirs, and they must have been groomed by a man into thinking that way as a result.

It's one of the reasons I only lurk. God forbid I like something that's been marked by the sign of the scrote. :roll:

Seeing the anime threads full of idiots who think the slightest bit of coombait means an anime is for men is just tiring. Just because lolifags will watch magical girl anime doesn't mean that it's main target, females, can't still enjoy it. Yet in the husbando thread they'll gush about shonen and seinen anime characters. That's alright. Just don't dare like the anime with the 12 year old girl with magic powers or the big booby lady in sexy clothes.

Probably because so many of their members have actually done so that it's now a cobwebsite instead of a website. What does it have, like three posts a day?

I checked it out last week and it was so dead and boring. So many threads hadn't been posted in for weeks or months. It was sad.
 
Today is the date appointed for repairs. Site is still down and there's no update on status.lolcow.farm. Not sure what timezone is involved, but it's still business hours in the US, so there's hope....

Saw a random patpost on CC:

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Edit: adding some screencaps from the /g/ containment thread, the only really milky result of the CC bunker threads:

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Bear in mind, this isn't bunker madness, /g/ is just like this.
 
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Checked out LCF a few times just on super slow days and had to raise an eyebrow at how many of the threads are "and worst of all, theyre RACIST." Just felt like a clear sign of wanting to be morally superior while shitting on literally everyone including others on your site. Feels very constricted.
 
While LCF isn’t as active as the farms, there’s definitely some threads over there that I go to for new info first. For example, the twitch thread on /snow is vastly superior in covering day to day drama than the thread it has here. And of course there’s LCF mainstays like Dasha and Shayna that aren’t really covered much here. I hope the site figures it out and goes online again soon but it’s been a dumpster fire admin and moderator wise for a while now.
 
Checked out LCF a few times just on super slow days and had to raise an eyebrow at how many of the threads are "and worst of all, theyre RACIST." Just felt like a clear sign of wanting to be morally superior while shitting on literally everyone including others on your site. Feels very constricted.
Most LC posters are sort of like 4chan and KF through women who had a significant stereotypical Tumblrite/woketard phase. So while they'll shit on plenty of things and people, they're still barely out of that shitlib "racism is the worst thing evar!" mentality. Half of the rad fems are just one step away from sliding back into being the libfems they sometimes shit on.
While LCF isn’t as active as the farms, there’s definitely some threads over there that I go to for new info first. For example, the twitch thread on /snow is vastly superior in covering day to day drama than the thread it has here. And of course there’s LCF mainstays like Dasha and Shayna that aren’t really covered much here. I hope the site figures it out and goes online again soon but it’s been a dumpster fire admin and moderator wise for a while now.
I enjoy the troon threads. They may not be as informative at autistically cataloguing things as here sometimes, but they have the upside of me not having to wade through slope-skulled retards going "feminism caused this!" over and over again.
 
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Surprising few, lolcow.farm is still down and the wonderful and attentive moderator hasn't even bothered updating the status.lolcow.farm message, leaving the entire userbase in the dark once more! Nonnies are taking it pretty well since pretty much everyone saw this coming.

I don't know anything about the Interwebz but someone posted this, showing something happened with lolcow.farm on the 4th:

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But more importantly, someone made a LCF-themed crossword puzzle!

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The /g/ containment thread has been moved to CC's /nsfw/:

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Every other time the CC mod has moved a LCF thread to a new board, like Temporary celebricows thread to /media/, it has died because obviously everyone is just camped out on /b/. Will the de/g/ens colonize /nsfw/? If anyone could, it's them.
 
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she will not miss this time, fagmin will pay for her crimes atleast fucking communicate what the issue is than being vague about it
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I seriously think that this is somewhat related to some drama behind-the-scenes. Either there’s a fight for power, cow goes really off the rails, legal stuff, site got raided, Jannie uprising etc.

I’m not tech literate but it might also be similar with what happened kiwi/cloudflare?

the vagueness is strange, it’s what leads me to to believe there’s definitely more. Last time I remember there was vague behind the scenes downtime on the site was when a cow/schizo infiltrated the discord around mid summer 2021.
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Needless to say, site's still down. But status.lolcow.farm now has an updated message:

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The bunker threads haven't been very milky, but Kiwi Farms was mentioned:

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Like the last post above says, the initial years of this thread were very critical and mocking, but nowadays the average poster here also uses LCF. Look at the past several pages of users wanting it back and desperately posting Shaytism to satisfy their addiction.

I looked back early in the thread and saw this post:

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As you can see, this post was wildly disagreed with in 2015, but 9 years later, I think that's how a lot of people consider the two sites. That's what nearly a decade of the Internet shrinking will get you, I suppose.
 
I’ve never detected a similar population on KF, at best we have Europeans and some Asia (men), but I’ve seen very little evidence that any women from Muslim countries, or India, post here. Maybe the strict anonymity and the cow subjects make LCF feel safer for them.
Every time somebody turns out to be Indian here the thread explodes with eight pages of retards posting the same three pajeet memes, and their profile fills up with "DO NOT REDEEM SAAR!". Women already put up with enough retarded incel shit just for being women here, I doubt many of them want to upgrade it to non-white woman difficulty.
 
Women already put up with enough retarded incel shit just for being women here, I doubt many of them want to upgrade it to non-white woman difficulty

These people possess strength that most simply don't have. Normies would bail at the first sexist joke, Brown and black people would fuck off at the first threat of violence, and troons would game end themselves at the slightest critique of their ideology. The only thing not keeping the gates up is the all loli simping but null is a sane man and I'm grateful he hates those niggas as much as normal people do. tbh, I was this close to leaving until LCF game ended it servers.
 
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