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I do find it really interesting Indians have a separate dialect that's a jumbled up version of English, my favorite is the use of "bloody" as a verb instead of as an adjective.
Where an English speaker will say "You bloody liar!"
The Indian may say "You bloody! You liar! You bloody!"
I might be a little off base with it, but I've heard it a couple times.
Exhibit A
Indian-spoken English is a jumble of ancient English they got from Britain circa 1850s from when they were ruled by Britain, plus modern day American teen pop song lyrics mixed in because they exclusively consume 20 year old pirated media. It'd be theoretically interesting to have a language expert or linguist weigh in on the exact things they say and the reason why in terms of the differences between English and Hindi so that you could use that info to write an AI or some shit to super-jeet-dar-detect it, but inevitably if they spoke Hindi in the first place that means they probably have an evil corporate reason for doing so. But theoretically if you got a redpilled one to post here it'd be great.This is why I'm slightly concerned I'm off base with it, but I swear I've heard it in other places.
The hard part is spotting them when it's text-only on a website like the farms or when you work with one, because you can't listen for an Indian accent. That's why the upcoming jeet-dar post is so important. There's probably tons of curries we haven't caught yet on here. And what will really drive you insane is working with them without being able to know they are Indian as @Neo-Nazi Rich Evans can attest to as well as many others in the thread. Knowing that John K. or Steve R. on your company chat is actually an Indian will improve everything because you can mentally assume in advance, that the teensy tiny but necessary component that your project manager outsourced to them won't get done, so just do it yourself and get the product done as a whole. Had I known what I know now and if I had working jeet-dar back then, any time I'd see a Chris K, I'd assume it meant Krishna Kumar and said, 30 mins of doing their work is just better than having the same gay fucking fight about how they didn't do it because "I am understanding" means they won't do it and then at the end of the sprint just call them out and say they didn't fucking do anything in a corporate way like bringing up what tickets they got done this week. Had I got fired for that - so be it, it meant I would have just gotten to a better job that didn't hire Indians, sooner.
Remember when I said "Indians think they are better than you for shitting in the street"? This is ACTUALLY what they think over there, "oh see the reason is we're avoiding skin diseases".Thank you for your vedio saar, due to self grace and lack of 2 brain cells to rub together, I need the intricate invention of toileting to be explained to me. You shit in the basin and then flush it away, WHAT?? IT IS SO COMPLICATED SAAR
Is this why indians refuse to take the poo to the loo? They're worried about getting skin infections and STD's from the toilet seat?? Lol, lmao even. Cause it's way more hygienic to piss and shit on the toilet seat and/or to shit openly in the streets, obviously
Like the skin diseases that no white people toilet-users have and all of the brown people have.
Literally all they fucking do is try to hide everything. When one of their own realizes the truth they turn on him. The first part of fixing the problem is admitting you have a problem in the first place. Indians just can't fucking do it.
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