DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

I for one hope that if the interview ever happens, Jim pulls no fucking punches and mocks the pigroach mercilessly including for his behavior in the Craig interview. Jim may have changed and mellowed out a bit now that he no longer has much time left but DSP is still the same duplicitous piece of shit he's always been and his content is still just as terrible.

Gym WILL lick the pig crease, he's been itching to interview Phil for nearly a decade if not that, you think he'd blow his only shot while he's currently in the sektor grift?
His fire burnt out when he stopped making actual videos.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

Phil has apparently decided that a week or two ought to have been enough time for Jim to be miraculously cured and is asking him to appear on his podcast, again. He's honestly one of the most dense and inconsiderate people of all time, not to mention needy. No Phil, he's literally too busy dying right now to provide you with clout. Maybe try again next week. Also stop hitting the bottle so late into night and firing off these retarded gin tweets.

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He hopes he "feels better"? He's got SuperTurboAidsCancer Phil, not a fucking cold.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

For those of you who don't watch MATI, there was a very funny moment where Null took a poll showing 75% of his audience believes DSP pulling the plug on the interview was "alpha and chad". Apparently telling an audience for months that DSP is just a normal guy being hunted by psychopaths will cause some interesting levels of bias. The icing on the cake was Null sounding genuinely confused by the results of said poll.

I guess that's one of the reasons why there were some dipshits coming in here seemingly defending DSP. Another reason why I hate most live stream audiences. It's like a hive mind and they just can't think for themselves.

Phil has apparently decided that a week or two ought to have been enough time for Jim to be miraculously cured and is asking him to appear on his podcast, again. He's honestly one of the most dense and inconsiderate people of all time, not to mention needy. No Phil, he's literally too busy dying right now to provide you with clout. Maybe try again next week. Also stop hitting the bottle so late into night and firing off these retarded gin tweets.

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I would've had a little(and I mean a little)bit of respect for Phil if he had just not said anything towards Metokur, but he's still high off of KC's supply that he can't keep his mouth shut. He better hope later down the line that he doesn't come down with an illness that slowly kills him.

 

[Dirty Carpet Nug]

I for one hope that if the interview ever happens, Jim pulls no fucking punches and mocks the pigroach mercilessly including for his behavior in the Craig interview. Jim may have changed and mellowed out a bit now that he no longer has much time left but DSP is still the same duplicitous piece of shit he's always been and his content is still just as terrible.

If you saw how Jim handled Boogie faking cancer on keem's shitty show, then you already know that this interview or whatever the fuck you wanna call it would be a boring fluff piece with very little substance.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Not DSP is at it again.

 

[dent_whisperer]

the real mistery here is how the fuck did a retard like dsp graduated high school ,let alone univeristy?

Sucked an ungodly amount of dick.

 

[LiquidKid]

It’s really amazing,
Craig has been an insufferable douchebag for nearly 20 years now. From fucking over the autists at Gamelife for not joining ScrewAttack, to screwing over Tom by registering the company while he was away on his honeymoon and stealing everything from him, to his bullshit kickstarters, to the way he treated his employees, the list goes on and on about how utterly awful Craig is, and he’s still just as terrible today as he was back then.
I stopped watching screwattack in 2013 when Craig sold the company, and now 10 years later thanks to DSP I’ve seen him Craig again and he’s the exact same person, genuinely shocking.

But even more baffling is that you have one of the easiest opponents ever in Craig, someone who only had a career because he held a leash around AVGN’s neck for a decade and is now clearly just living off of the money he made from selling Death Battle since his podcast can’t be making any real money these days, and yet he still managed to curbstomp DSP twice. Craig might be one of the only people DSP could genuinely win against, and yet Phil continues to fuck up.
I get that Andy and PPP want to prop Phil up for superchat milking, but he’s not the reformed “king.” He’s the same man he’s always been and it’s pathetic that he thinks he’s seeing a resurgence because of Kino Casino

 

[Baked Buu]

@Baked Buu
Here you go fren
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As for Joon interviewing Phil, I think this is singlehandedly the most retarded thing has done. This guy puts out a definitive hit piece that outright calls you a liar with well documented evidence and you invite him to call him unprofessional and probably knowing Phil to "go fuck yourself". He has to realize he is by proxy assuming he is attached to Kino Casinos image and him telling notable internet people who actually have more influence than Keemstar to fuck off is really bad for them too. KC offered him one of the only boons Phil will ever get and that is an actual redemption arc, we know its impossible but it could have been. He not only proved why he is a king lolcow but he spit in PPP's face at what I think was a chance he thought.

I think PPP mentally thought it would go 2 ways, either a redemption arc or he will become a greater cow. I am watching Meerkat's reaction to the interview and the email part is insane. He is legit such a woman in how he responds and argues and this not only cements my theory that Linda was the predominate parent whilst Dave worked but that he is gay. This is how gay SJWs argue, it was so faggy and entitled.

As for the felting stuff, PPP needs to issue a cease and desist. Btw he somewhat defends Derich again and he says "they call them a paedophile" A certain Canadian might want to know that.

Thanks for posting the twitter convo.

Man, that's rough. Poor Jim. Just spoke with my girlfriend and she's told me that palliative care can last for a long time. I always associated it with being on deaths door very quickly.


Back on topic. I've just started noticing that Phil eat the bits of nails he chews off. That's just......grotty.

 

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

It’s really amazing,
Craig has been an insufferable douchebag for nearly 20 years now. From fucking over the autists at Gamelife for not joining ScrewAttack, to screwing over Tom by registering the company while he was away on his honeymoon and stealing everything from him, to his bullshit kickstarters, to the way he treated his employees, the list goes on and on about how utterly awful Craig is, and he’s still just as terrible today as he was back then.
I stopped watching screwattack in 2013 when Craig sold the company, and now 10 years later thanks to DSP I’ve seen him Craig again and he’s the exact same person, genuinely shocking.

But even more baffling is that you have one of the easiest opponents ever in Craig, someone who only had a career because he held a leash around AVGN’s neck for a decade and is now clearly just living off of the money he made from selling Death Battle since his podcast can’t be making any real money these days, and yet he still managed to curbstomp DSP twice. Craig might be one of the only people DSP could genuinely win against, and yet Phil continues to fuck up.
I get that Andy and PPP want to prop Phil up for superchat milking, but he’s not the reformed “king.” He’s the same man he’s always been and it’s pathetic that he thinks he’s seeing a resurgence because of Kino Casino

A king doesn't need to court his subjects for money at every heelturn, everyone watching knows he has no clothes

 

[A Piece of Coal]

It’s really amazing,
Craig has been an insufferable douchebag for nearly 20 years now. From fucking over the autists at Gamelife for not joining ScrewAttack, to screwing over Tom by registering the company while he was away on his honeymoon and stealing everything from him, to his bullshit kickstarters, to the way he treated his employees, the list goes on and on about how utterly awful Craig is, and he’s still just as terrible today as he was back then.
I stopped watching screwattack in 2013 when Craig sold the company, and now 10 years later thanks to DSP I’ve seen him Craig again and he’s the exact same person, genuinely shocking.

But even more baffling is that you have one of the easiest opponents ever in Craig, someone who only had a career because he held a leash around AVGN’s neck for a decade and is now clearly just living off of the money he made from selling Death Battle since his podcast can’t be making any real money these days, and yet he still managed to curbstomp DSP twice. Craig might be one of the only people DSP could genuinely win against, and yet Phil continues to fuck up.
I get that Andy and PPP want to prop Phil up for superchat milking, but he’s not the reformed “king.” He’s the same man he’s always been and it’s pathetic that he thinks he’s seeing a resurgence because of Kino Casino

Craig may be a grifting fag, but he’s damn good at slicing up pigs.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

It’s really amazing,
Craig has been an insufferable douchebag for nearly 20 years now. From fucking over the autists at Gamelife for not joining ScrewAttack, to screwing over Tom by registering the company while he was away on his honeymoon and stealing everything from him, to his bullshit kickstarters, to the way he treated his employees, the list goes on and on about how utterly awful Craig is, and he’s still just as terrible today as he was back then.
I stopped watching screwattack in 2013 when Craig sold the company, and now 10 years later thanks to DSP I’ve seen him Craig again and he’s the exact same person, genuinely shocking.

But even more baffling is that you have one of the easiest opponents ever in Craig, someone who only had a career because he held a leash around AVGN’s neck for a decade and is now clearly just living off of the money he made from selling Death Battle since his podcast can’t be making any real money these days, and yet he still managed to curbstomp DSP twice. Craig might be one of the only people DSP could genuinely win against, and yet Phil continues to fuck up.
I get that Andy and PPP want to prop Phil up for superchat milking, but he’s not the reformed “king.” He’s the same man he’s always been and it’s pathetic that he thinks he’s seeing a resurgence because of Kino Casino

You forgot shilling the Intellivision Amico and sucking Tommy Tallarico's dick.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

It’s really amazing,
Craig has been an insufferable douchebag for nearly 20 years now. From fucking over the autists at Gamelife for not joining ScrewAttack, to screwing over Tom by registering the company while he was away on his honeymoon and stealing everything from him, to his bullshit kickstarters, to the way he treated his employees, the list goes on and on about how utterly awful Craig is, and he’s still just as terrible today as he was back then.
I stopped watching screwattack in 2013 when Craig sold the company, and now 10 years later thanks to DSP I’ve seen him Craig again and he’s the exact same person, genuinely shocking.

But even more baffling is that you have one of the easiest opponents ever in Craig, someone who only had a career because he held a leash around AVGN’s neck for a decade and is now clearly just living off of the money he made from selling Death Battle since his podcast can’t be making any real money these days, and yet he still managed to curbstomp DSP twice. Craig might be one of the only people DSP could genuinely win against, and yet Phil continues to fuck up.
I get that Andy and PPP want to prop Phil up for superchat milking, but he’s not the reformed “king.” He’s the same man he’s always been and it’s pathetic that he thinks he’s seeing a resurgence because of Kino Casino

Thank you for actually touching on some of the reasons Craig is a cow himself and not just angrily stomping in and making a vague post about how Phil actually won because Craig is a POS and this is the worst board on the history of the internet. Well, not just you, there were a few other regulars providing some actual insight a few pages back as well, but I didn't think to grab the quotes.

I think for a lot of us, Craig is what Phil is to the internet at large. We vaguely remember him as that guy associated with Screw Attack 10 years ago who suddenly reappeared on the internet for the interview and just sort of assumed he's doing...something gaming related when he isn't in the autism vortex.

 

[Who Now]

I'm sorry, I have searched but couldn't find if anyone grabbed the Craig live he did after the interview with DSP. He deleted it

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I'm sorry, I have searched but couldn't find if anyone grabbed the Craig live he did after the interview with DSP. He deleted it

Here you go. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-19269863

 

[Sticky Bum Squirts]

2024 is a vintage detractor year for the content coming from the waterheaded dunce pig roach. Continue being a burning trashcan phil, it feeds my schadenfreude.

 

[PigSeed]

Speaking of which here is the clip (a bit longer but well just listen. also Null seems to believe his chat a lot)

If there's one thing we've learned through this saga, it's that ballwashing sycophants come in all shapes and sizes. You'd think people who follow Kino Casino or Null would be at least one or two steps ahead of your typical Phil dent, but it turns out that once you wind up toy soldiers and send them on their merry way, it can be hard (if not impossible) to change their course.

Not to get all political or anything but this reminds me of a report that came out a few months ago about how Israeli intelligence was struggling to collect and share actionable information regarding the situation in Palestine because their own lies had become so widely and forcefully spread, that it had begun poisoning their ability to communicate and receive anything legit. Or for a less recent example, read up on the great American intelligence brain drain (a phenomenon wherein the US encouraged such head-in-the-sand denialim toward the reality of actions/culture of enemy powers like China and the USSR over decades, that it resulted in a severely hampered ability to assess how situations involving those dynamics may develop)

Assuming PPP and Warski end up actually snaking Phil at some point, (which, who knows, maybe they don't) it'll be interesting to see how many of their simps will be too locked in on the original lie to try and mentally adjust. You'd think given their arenas of interest, them and Null would have a better understanding of how these things work, but here we are

 

[shekelshoah666]

If there's one thing we've learned through this saga, it's that ballwashing sycophants come in all shapes and sizes. You'd think people who follow Kino Casino or Null would be at least one or two steps ahead of your typical Phil dent, but it turns out that once you wind up toy soldiers and send them on their merry way, it can be hard (if not impossible) to change their course.

Not to get all political or anything but this reminds me of a report that came out a few months ago about how Israeli intelligence was struggling to collect and share actionable information regarding the situation in Palestine because their own lies had become so widely and forcefully spread, that it had begun poisoning their ability to communicate and receive anything legit. Or for a less recent example, read up on the great American intelligence brain drain (a phenomenon wherein the US encouraged such head-in-the-sand denialim toward the reality of actions/culture of enemy powers like China and the USSR over decades, that it resulted in a severely hampered ability to assess how situations involving those dynamics may develop)

Assuming PPP and Warski end up actually snaking Phil at some point, (which, who knows, maybe they don't) it'll be interesting to see how many of their simps will be too locked in on the original lie to try and mentally adjust. You'd think given their arenas of interest, them and Null would have a better understanding of how these things work, but here we are

It's why I don't even bother responding to the ones that come through here cause every website/game/eceleb/etc has their own form of dents and there is no point in arguing with them.

 

[EricArthurBlair]

The bit where Phil tells Craig to fuck himself is peak. DSP has a faulty concept of pride, but his rejection here isn't world's apart ftom Jersh refusing to show up on Lolcow Live.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

The go fuck yourself at the end was like that south park where cartman beat up that midget and he was sucker punched at the end with the midget acting like he won l.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I’m super glad these tourist faggots get free reign to spam the main thread with the exact same driveby “joke”.

I wish they would get the same treatment that our best posters received the last time Null swung by.