Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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Quoting myself to say - the only thing that gives me pause is in his "social experiment reveal" video, he packs away a pretty huge amount of noodles that I don't think would be possible if he was still actively taking Ozempic/Mounjaro/Wegovy.
Chances are that his brain chemistry is permanently altered by his gluttony. I've calculated it out and $1.5m without any debt is enough to live off $3k per month on dividends alone, i.e., retire in comfort. This may change based on my life circumstances, but I wouldn't subject myself to a decade of public ridicule regardless. Nikocado Avocado is certainly a successful entrepreneur and a smart man, but at what cost?
 
While you're all slapfighting over whether this is fake (for the record I believe it's legit), I'll take this moment to do a PSA about parrot petting. You shouldn't pet parrots in the back, they think it's sexual foreplay and get hormonal and frustrated as a result, especially amazons like the one in the video. Only pet your parrots in the head to avoid aggressive behavior.
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NGL, When I first came across stuff saying he dropped the weight I thought it was some memeing going on. But kudos to the guy for making such a positive change in his life.
If he keeps up the muckbangs its going to come right back but most cows don't drop the weight at all and just double down.
 
Ah, the ol' "it was just a social experiment". Anybody can get attention from doing weird/gross/extreme shit, but it's like that old joke about building a hundred bridges versus fucking one goat. The people who are actually successful at that sort of trolling are the ones who are smart enough to stick to being ultimately harmless weirdos, not the ones that show their butthole on camera.

I'm always surprised by how many people don't get this part of the story right. Most of the video essays, react channels etc seem to point at his raw vegan days as a sign of prosperity before his epic downfall. Anyone that's really been around eating disorders knows that -men and women- it's extremely common to cycle between eating disorders. Maybe he was healthier and not losing his shit on camera in front of piles of takis, but he was not really in a good place either.

Nick obviously also has a food fetish, and fetish people also have this very classic cycle of binge/purge behavior that you'll see with many lolcows or even just people in your life.... They'll throw all their fetish equipment away, loudly swear it off, talk about how reformed they are, and then 6 months later they return to it- sometimes very dramatically and hard, with extreme behaviors, spending sprees, hookups, and cutting people out of their lives in order to live the fetish. And then when the consequences start hitting, they pinky swear to never do it again, and the cycle repeats.

I predict that Nick will live out this cycle until his public presense gradually recedes or he has some form of intervention that involves social media no longer being his job. Or he dies an untimely death.
Nick can say it was a “social experiment” all he wants, but at the end of the day, his YouTube channel was obviously softcore feeder fetish porn. It was still tame enough to fly under the radar, but it was obvious from the sort of thumbnails he used for his videos what the actual point was.

I think you’re right: This seems like he’s (temporarily) decided to stop making fetish content, and has probably returned to a prior restrictive eating disorder.
 
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