Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Emily D. Baker just did a podcast interview with Streamyard. I'm just imagining this could have been Nick if he hadn't sperged so hard.

Thank god we dodged that bullet. Nick was never qualified to talk more than DUI court and even there he has a record of not showing up to defend a client.

Nick self-destructing is well earned by him and the real 5k locals gift.

 

[Captain Manning]

Aaron´s relevance to this case is only regarding the warrant tho.

Aaron's actual relevance to the case is only regarding the warrant. And he only has partial relevance at that, since you also have the pastor, the church employees, the cokestream, etc..

I'm speculating that he might try to blame everything on Aaron soon. To try to assign Aaron false relevance. All his loyal Balldoguards seem to be going in hard on Aaron lately. Dick and Vito did a segment on TBPITU.

It's just a thought. They might also just be doing it to get back at Aaron for "ratting" on Nick. Nick's fans are often like that.

I sure we'll know what his backup strat is (if any) if and when the Judge rules the warrant is valid.

They cant afford to abandon trying to toss the warrant, he is straight up fucked if it stands.

Agreed.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

It's because of the memes, honestly

It's crazy how many boomers ITT don't know about all the porn memes. Like Null is constantly using them on MATI, is he a coomer?

t's like being fans of the local crack whore or street pimp.

Look through the first 30 pages of the Dax Herrera thread. Plenty of fans of the local street pimp.

And it's one of my favourites

It's crazy how just one guy can make Adult Swim level quality shows. The separate plots. The good characterizations. The wheat fields

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm not sure it was that bad an idea in general, although he probably went into way too many salacious details for his own good. He knows what a vindictive cocksucker Nick is, and that it was inevitable Nick would turn on him like the snarling cur he is, so he wanted to get ahead of it and draw first blood.

Sure. He must have been anxious about Rekieta's tendency to use anything in his life as a subject for content when it came to streaming, and the idea that both Nick and his ex-wife, April would be plotting against him to do him down somehow was probably the catalyst that caused him to start putting that shit out there.

It's not what I'd have done though. Rekieta has historically lied about his swinging and tried to keep it buried as far possible -- albeit simultaneously flaunting it in front of the world at the same time, but he always attempted to maintain some semblance of plausible deniability.

OK, I'd never be in that situation myself, but if I was, I think I'd be saying nothing and hoping Rekieta also kept his mouth shut. I think we owe Aaron a big debt for his contribution to the historical record. He confirmed so much that until that point, we'd really only suspected.

So you want to turn this into a fully Nickelodeon sitcom?

Cuck about the House? Only Cucks and Slappers? How Aaron Shagged Your Mother? The Gang Bang Theory?

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Yeah it's weird and autistic to know streamers or even worse commenters, but specifically knowing about and publicly talking about your favorite porn stars means you're not just weird and autistic, but also a disgusting coomer.

My favorite pornstar is the one with tits and pussy that has sex with people on camera. Can't remember the name right now.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Someone someday may actually turn this retards life into a spectacle of family broadcast entertainment.

All in the Balldo
Balldo Towers
Curb Your Hedonism
Boy Meets Coke
Everybody Loves Cokeita
The Cuck of Cuckqueans
It's Always Weird and Funny in Minnesota
Cuckold in the Middle
Two and a Half Balldos

I think I'll stop now.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Boy Meets Coke

To be fair it was more of a Girl Meets Coke situation with Nick's family.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Unless you’re discussing some lolcow pornstar that did something not porn related

Have you seen the porncow thread on Multimedia? Even if you’re not a porn-enjoyer or if you’re anti-porn, a lot of them apparently do crazy non-porn-related things. Unless you count “she committed suicide” as porn-related which many people justifiably do.

 

[northstar747]

But the obvious thing to do in those circumstances would be to cut ties and keep quiet.

I might be seeing things through rose colored glasses, but I would hope that as a father he saw the state of the nicks kids, and the threat to his own kids which made him come forward. on top of the fact he is stupid and jealous.

 

[3MMA]

ONE DAY I’LL TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY
Nick says this all the time. Another Sekturite often expresse the exact same sentiment:

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Thank god we dodged that bullet. Nick was never qualified to talk more than DUI court and even there he has a record of not showing up to defend a client.

Nick self-destructing is well earned by him and the real 5k locals gift.

Tf you mean? He's not even qualified to talk about DUI. He botched april's speeding ticket.

 

[Gorton Colu]

ONE DAY I’LL TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY

Yes, yes, Nicky, but we already know. The whole story is that you are wholly gay. Wholly dependent on stimulants and depressants.

 

[Edward Teach]

I have been gone the last 50 pages or so....did any one notice the house for sale has an open house on the 10th?

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/12565-52nd-St-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-list-card

 

[Train Operator]

I have been gone the last 50 pages or so....did any one notice the house for sale has an open house on the 10th?

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/12565-52nd-St-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-list-card

if any of you fuckers go bring a black light.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Part of me is beginning to wonder if they're preparing to abandon the strategy of getting the warrant tossed. I have noticed Team Balldo seemed to be going really hard on Aaron lately. Almost as if they're trying to prime the pump for something. Like claiming all that dope is actually Aaron's.

I believe this. We already speculate he has a PR team smearing everyone around him. Which is why Fox has articles on Aaron and Kiwi Farms.

 

[Desktop User2]

I have been gone the last 50 pages or so....did any one notice the house for sale has an open house on the 10th?

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/12565-52nd-St-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-list-card

Will they decontaminate the glowing bathroom till then?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's literally the retarded teenager argument that he was just keeping the weed in his sock drawer for a friend, except Aaron was an active enemy by that point, having been kicked out of the cuck cult by the alpha cuck. It's pure idiocy.

It's so insultingly obvious a lie it might even qualify for an additional perjury charge, even though the usual penalty for perjury is you just lose your case.

In any event, there is no more hilarious possible result than for this brain-fried chucklefuck to take the stand and try that shit. He'd be eviscerated on cross. There's hundreds of hours of this faggot lying incessantly on stream to choose from.

The cokestream also happened after Aaron was out of the cuck cult too, so it's even dumber than your sock drawer example.

His argument would basically be "That's not my coke, it's Aaron's, but since he left it here I went ahead and helped myself to some of it."

Nick was just waiting for an expired prescription collection day to drop off all that medicinal cocaine!

 

[Pedophobe]

I don't know what Rekieta sees in April. She's not even that good looking. She looks like a typical crack whore.

Nick's a rib man.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

if any of you fuckers go bring a black light.

I'm not going anywhere near that house without a crime lab.

 

[Melty Butter]

I'm pretty sure it's not obligatory to file a reply to a reply. And there's really nothing the Barneswalker could file that would repair the absolute disaster that was his first filing, which the state devastated.

So it's entirely possible he just didn't file a reply that he was not required to file.

Or, he (and/or April) got a plea offer and asked for an extension to consider.

Nick was just waiting for an expired prescription collection day to drop off all that medicinal cocaine!

It's funny you should mention this. It's been on my mind.

The one piece of Nick's life that the Farms has not farmed is legal pharmaceuticals, his Friday weekly appointment at the "chiropractor," etc.

There are legal ways to be drugged up on all of the stimulants (coke) or depressants (ketamine) that he, Kayla, and April require. The court orders specifically allow for legal prescriptions.

Edit: Added Friday because it's a party day.