You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

People who kvetch over the harmless ancient aliens schizos. “They only think aliens built the pyramids because the Egyptians are brown and they’re racist!”

Ignoring the fact that ancient alien schizos think stonehenge was also built by aliens. Ya know, stonehenge, over in Britain?

Everything becoming racebaiting bullshit is so obnoxious.
 
You ever be talking to someone, and it's like they're not actually comprehending the sentences you're saying, but are rather passively hearing key words in your sentences and mentally associating them with concepts and guessing what you're trying to say? Often misunderstanding you to such a ridiculous degree that you think they're intentionally fucking with you because nobody alive could possibly interpret what you said in such a retarded way? I fucking hate that shit.
 
You ever be talking to someone, and it's like they're not actually comprehending the sentences you're saying, but are rather passively hearing key words in your sentences and mentally associating them with concepts and guessing what you're trying to say? Often misunderstanding you to such a ridiculous degree that you think they're intentionally fucking with you because nobody alive could possibly interpret what you said in such a retarded way? I fucking hate that shit.

A similar thing that happens in internet arguments: people being really quick to throw insults before even trying to understand the other poster's point. "Because I lack reading comprehension, it means you're stupid"

It should be common practice to steelman whatever you're arguing against.
 
I'll just say that seeing people be entitled in general pisses me off. I won't go into context because I've done that to hell and back. Most people really do take things for granted. They never once consider that things can change. Even drastically. People get so used to their status quo that they never realize that someday that status quo, either on a personal or collective level, could vanish without a trace.
 
Jeep Culture

Jeeps. They're pieces of shit. Everyone I know that has owned one has dealt with constant bullshit issues with them.

Jeep People. You're fucking gay. Your wave is faggy, and your ducks even moreso.

And the worst is the people who spend money on Jeeps, talking about "it being a jeep thing", and then never fucking take them off road or even remove the top/doors and just take them to get groceries and sit in their garage.

Only Teslas are faggier as far as I'm concerned.
 
Jeep Culture

Jeeps. They're pieces of shit. Everyone I know that has owned one has dealt with constant bullshit issues with them.

Jeep People. You're fucking gay. Your wave is faggy, and your ducks even moreso.

And the worst is the people who spend money on Jeeps, talking about "it being a jeep thing", and then never fucking take them off road or even remove the top/doors and just take them to get groceries and sit in their garage.

Only Teslas are faggier as far as I'm concerned.
Shit like this is why I'd rather import a UAZ-469.
 
In my state, you can't drive more than 30 minutes without running into construction bottlenecks, and most of the time there's nobody actually working.
I've seen those fucking things stay up for years without seeing a single person ever actually working there. They just do that to jack up speeding fines, so seriously pay attention to them anyway. They do grind my gears, though. Bullshit like that makes people discount signs like that and that actually causes danger where there actually are men at work (okay they now no longer use that sign but it usually is men).
Trying to convince NPC tards that someone rural can grow better food than muh organic store produce is a fallacy in and of itself.
Except anyone who really grows organic food probably is one of those rural fucks. Guess where food is grown? It's rural. They also probably have never met someone who does farming in their miserable bughive lives. They think they're just some dumb rednecks out in the sticks, despite the fact even your "family farm" that still exists is probably, if they actually own substantial holdings, connected to a major corporation, has a decent chance of having a degree, sometimes even an advanced degree, specifically in the science of farming, and has equipment, like highly sophisticated modern combines, that runs in the mid six figures.

A lot of the family farms that actually do operate according to the old ways are the very people who do grow that organic, artisanal stuff by hand because it can command a very high price.

One guy, whose mini-farm I actually worked on growing herbs (no not that kind), got into it because he was sick of computers. I definitely miss the body I got doing that because I got fucking ripped, at least by my standards. He somehow had a bunch of restaurant contacts so that's who he sold to.

Also, ever notice if you go to a Whole Foods near a rural area and they have a few items marked as locally grown, those are almost always the best items in the store? How could anyone be dumb enough not to realize that, yes, the vast majority of people who actually grow food are rural.

Who do they think farms their coffee and cocoa beans, that bourgie shit like arugula and kale, artisanal honey, fresh herbs, etc.?

I mean these people think fucking meat is magically generated by a Star Trek replicator in plastic wrapping on a styrofoam pad.
Jeep Culture

Jeeps. They're pieces of shit. Everyone I know that has owned one has dealt with constant bullshit issues with them.

Jeep People. You're fucking gay. Your wave is faggy, and your ducks even moreso.
The Willys Jeep was pretty cool. I've known a couple antique carfags who meticulously maintained them.

Modern Jeeps not so much. It's just a brand now.
 
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People who kvetch over the harmless ancient aliens schizos. “They only think aliens built the pyramids because the Egyptians are brown and they’re racist!”

Ignoring the fact that ancient alien schizos think stonehenge was also built by aliens. Ya know, stonehenge, over in Britain?

Everything becoming racebaiting bullshit is so obnoxious.
It's always funny because the kvetchers go "The idea that aliens helped these nonwhite people in the past is a white supremacy mindset!" and then the people on the show talk to a member of that race/tribe/whatever that backs up the alien claim. "Oh yeah, no, without the aliens we would've been screwed."
 
It's always funny because the kvetchers go "The idea that aliens helped these nonwhite people in the past is a white supremacy mindset!" and then the people on the show talk to a member of that race/tribe/whatever that backs up the alien claim. "Oh yeah, no, without the aliens we would've been screwed."
But wait, weren't the Pyramid builders KANGZ? Why would actual KANGZ need ayylmaos to help them?
 
Fucking drag racing. All damn night. I have no idea exactly where it's coming from. But it's close. Some lady is screaming about it. I hope she calls the cops. Not that they'll do much. But it's been a major problem for awhile. Lots of parking lots with donut marks too. They have those engines that pop real loud. I just recovered from a migraine too.
 
Fucking drag racing. All damn night. I have no idea exactly where it's coming from. But it's close. Some lady is screaming about it. I hope she calls the cops. Not that they'll do much. But it's been a major problem for awhile. Lots of parking lots with donut marks too. They have those engines that pop real loud. I just recovered from a migraine too.
If it was me, I'd take potshots at them from a distance. Fuck those assholes.
 
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Motherfuckers who keep trying to sell you after you've already agreed. I've already agreed to do it the way you said, stop trying to convince me after the fact. I mean how many times must I say yes to the same thing!
Coffee's for closers and that is a way of turning a close into a no, I changed my mind, fuck you. Reminds me of something my dad told me where he was on the verge of actually buying something like a Kirby vacuum cleaner and basically about to sign, but then the sales retard said something he knew was a lie, and that queered the deal instantly.

He told the guy if he thought he had a future as a salesman he should learn to recognize when he'd closed and shut the fuck up.
 
Memes (at least the new, modern ones) don’t make me laugh anymore. That circle in a triangle factory one is particularly mediocre and boring, it feels soulless due to the basic joke and the chicken-scratch drawings used to convey said joke. I thought we were done with chicken scratch drawing memes after fallenchungus got BTFO’d by the sharty. Brainrot terms like rizz and gyatt are already a year old and have long since been overused to the point of irony and post-irony, and the hawk tuah meme is also mediocre and boring. I would much rather take Ugandan Knuckles than whatever slop we have now, at least that had sovl.
 
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