Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[招き猫 神様]

Are those fucking burgers?

I was so concerned about the toxic levels from the plastic fumes. I didn't even notice the lumps of meat that are supposed to be his hamburgers.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Black people have severe autism about bottled water, but it's not even normal bottled water. Whenever one of the "better" brands of water goes on sale around here you'll see them pull out their EBT cards and fill up their carts with Smart Water. I understand that the Black people "running" black cities keep poisoning you all by refusing to do literally any maintenance on infrastructure but it's still a relatively rare phenomenon and store brand water is just as trustworthy as anything Coca Cola wants to slap one of their labels on to sell for 4 dollars a bottle.

Everything has to be fraysh "fresh" because their bodies are temples. If you ever see a black woman at a fast food joint she's loudly inquiring when the fries were made or demanding they make it fraysh while she watches.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Are blacks just the ideal bugmen? At least Asians seem to draw from actual tradition or have a monomyth to draw from.

 

[Audit]

Are blacks just the ideal bugmen? At least Asians seem to draw from actual tradition or have a monomyth to draw from.
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I hate to say it but eating bugs is African culture. Here, have an official peer-reviewed paper from an African university on the subject - https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-55603-7 TLDR: They don't have strong comments on who's eating the bugs and how much, but they're really pushing developed countries to eat the bugs.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

I ate ze bugs in Oaxaca, Mexico
Got a couple baggies of small grasshoppers, plain ones as above very musty bordering on rancid taste. Edible sure but not appealing. The other spiced ones were better. I made burritos with them.
Traditional I guess as what do you eat every 7 or however many years that the grasshoppers swarm and eat all your crops.

Suggest feeding the bugs to chickens, who love living in pods

 

[Smegward]

This showed up on my explore page today.

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some old woman told us she saw something like that play out once and my brother would insist that it was a racist lie lmao

 

[Slur Generator]

Black people have severe autism about bottled water, but it's not even normal bottled water. Whenever one of the "better" brands of water goes on sale around here you'll see them pull out their EBT cards and fill up their carts with Smart Water. I understand that the Black people "running" black cities keep poisoning you all by refusing to do literally any maintenance on infrastructure but it's still a relatively rare phenomenon and store brand water is just as trustworthy as anything Coca Cola wants to slap one of their labels on to sell for 4 dollars a bottle.

No, they just believe that tap water is for "broke ass niggers", and "they AINT BROKE!" Same reason why they have expensive shoes while on food stamps

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Are those fucking burgers?

They look like failed cookies with too much flour added.

 

[Here to Gawk]

what IS kosher salt? no recipe i have ever made that asked for 'kosher salt' didn't benefit, just as well, from regular table salt
i'm starting to think it's just some fancy wording all the fags in the cooking circkejerk community repeat to sound like little nonsense like that matters, when in reality it doesn't

Kosher salt is the large salt on soft pretzels. It's also effective at cleaning cast iron.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Kosher salt is the large salt on soft pretzels. It's also effective at cleaning cast iron.

thanks i'm glad i'm still getting responses to this after everyone has given me the same answer

 

[CIS White Droid]

Kosher salt is the large salt on soft pretzels. It's also effective at cleaning cast iron.

Kosher salt and pretzel salt are not the same thing.

 

[AnOminous]

Kosher salt is the large salt on soft pretzels. It's also effective at cleaning cast iron.

No it's not, that's a special salt called pretzel salt. In practice, you could probably swap them out without much problem, but pretzel salt is less "crunchy" and somewhat more coarsely ground. It's also compressed somehow during manufacture, at least that's what it's listed as.

In general kosher salt and coarse sea salt are all but identical, but pretzel salt is specifically made to stick to pretzels better and have a different texture.

 

[Slur Generator]

Salt autism, thats a new one

 

[Verpa Teutonica Ingens]

Salt autism, thats a new one

Is "salty" even still slang for "upset" or "mad" anymore? I remember it being used when I was in high school.

 

[The Foxtrot]

Is "salty" even still slang for "upset" or "mad" anymore? I remember it being used when I was in high school.

Yes, but it's often used by ignorant morons who think "mild annoyance at something minor" = "LOL UR SALTY TROLOLOLOLOL!". May or may not be used in conjunction with "LOL UR COPING AND SEETHING TROLOLOLOLOLOL!" in response to you expressing disagreement or disappointment over someone's retardation.

 

[Caligura]

Black people have severe autism about bottled water, but it's not even normal bottled water. Whenever one of the "better" brands of water goes on sale around here you'll see them pull out their EBT cards and fill up their carts with Smart Water. I understand that the Black people "running" black cities keep poisoning you all by refusing to do literally any maintenance on infrastructure but it's still a relatively rare phenomenon and store brand water is just as trustworthy as anything Coca Cola wants to slap one of their labels on to sell for 4 dollars a bottle.

To be fair you don't have to be black to realize Dasani water is objectively the worst brand of bottled water anyways. I always get the store brand instead whenever possible since it's cheaper anyways and doesn't taste like shit.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

To be fair you don't have to be black to realize Dasani water is objectively the worst brand of bottled water anyways. I always get the store brand instead whenever possible since it's cheaper anyways and doesn't taste like shit.

I used the specific brand I did because it's luxury Dasani, just a Coca Cola plant putting tap water in a different bottle with a different label

 

[The Grimace]

Dasani always tasted like plastic to me. Ilohas is alright, though. I dunno if plastic tech has gotten better or something but when I was a kid all bottled water tasted like plastic and it was the worst.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Yes, but it's often used by ignorant morons who think "mild annoyance at something minor" = "LOL UR SALTY TROLOLOLOLOL!". May or may not be used in conjunction with "LOL UR COPING AND SEETHING TROLOLOLOLOLOL!" in response to you expressing disagreement or disappointment over someone's retardation.

that has nothing to do with the slang itself, it's just people who are oftentimes overcome with anger perceive all negative emotions as anger, because passion is forbidden and to admit to being mad at anything is a crime in our world where neither truth nor convincing others of one's truth are possible, and so your argument hinges entirely on how elegantly you present it, and the only valuable emotions are detached smugness and irony
someone who's easily angered will presume others are too, and in situations where *they* would be mad, looks at others and assumes that they must, also, be mad

 

[AssignedEva]

Remember according to the news and Hollywood these are the people who know what good well seasoned food is.
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I get she's sort of performing to a camera but the way she keeps going "Mmm mm-mm-mm mmm" over and over while eating is even weirder to me than what she's doing to that lobster (or the fact she's apparently set up a mukbang station in her car, or that neon moomin drink she's got going on). Something tells me she probably does that even when not making a video, I used to work with a woman like this who was incapable of just eating food without doing some bizarre performative enjoyment noises continually, and she was also both black and American. I asked her about it once and she claimed to have no idea she was doing it, which I don't believe. The only other time I've encountered something like this is literal children.