DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He did. This took way too long to produce receipts for.

A very human-style answer to a serious question about predeceasing your loved ones.

my favorite part about this is the implication phil thinks the universe will only last for a few thousand years more.

"as everyone knows, I am immortal, I will be living for several thousand more years until I choose to end my own life when the universe explodes."
 
He did. This took way too long to produce receipts for.

A very human-style answer to a serious question about predeceasing your loved ones.
Revealing answer from Phil. He doesn't give a crap about his wife or his parents. He has no decency, no respect, no common sense, no fucking maturity.

You know Phil is just waiting for the day he can finally shove Linda in a home for all the wrongs she committed, real or imagined. Not to mention thinking about getting his hooves on his inheritance has him salivating at the goddamn mouth.
 
because it's true.

almost every interaction with the DSP people is negative. dour, bitter, indignant. anger directed at random people. misery without end. just people upset he's still not getting a rEaL jOB and he's LYING!!! to his PAYPIGS!! about the TAXES!!! DSP you have to pay the IRS what you owe so that we can continue to give worthless fat niggers free medical care and housing!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I'm a relatively new lurker (due to google not placing the forums in the search algorithm) and while I'm glad this place exists, at the most this forum just enjoys watching DSP fail of his own volition, over and over. At least as it's currently formulated, I know some shit went down in the past here. They're not as vindictive here even as the old sub reddit was. Documenting him getting caught in his lies is the best use of this forum. It doesn't take many streams watching Phil to figure this out and that's what this part of the forum is about. Not sure why people would hate a group here unless they like Phil and think he's a good person being picked on, which he definitely is not.

I keep up on him because his lack of self awareness and hypocrisy. He's not a good person, he treats people like resources to be used up. He doesn't rape anyone, but he's still about controlling others weaker than him. He's still a terrible person. He still harms people, just not as bad as molestation. He's less inherently evil than some lolcow, but he's not good.

Luckily he's also so stupid he slips up and it's entertaining when he lets his facade down. He's infinitely quotable in his ridiculous stupidity.
 
>see Phil streaming on reccomended
>watch the preview for a few seconds
>Phil is shooting at fucking nothing
>gets clipped by the enemy a second later

lol jesus
Also, does anyone feel mentally exhausted from Phil lately? I know most of us come here to laugh at the fat retard after work, but this whole retconning the Joon video and the Craig interview... maybe it's overexposure but I swear this faggot just drains the life out of you. No wonder his regulars are actually retarded.
 
Also, does anyone feel mentally exhausted from Phil lately? I know most of us come here to laugh at the fat retard after work, but this whole retconning the Joon video and the Craig interview... maybe it's overexposure but I swear this faggot just drains the life out of you. No wonder his regulars are actually retarded.
Sometimes it feels exhausting, especially after that Joon Doc reaction where I watched every stream at 1.5x speed. However, that being said I never get tired of Phil because he is his own worst enemy. Anything he says now, “in the modern era,” will eventually be retconned sometime in the future. Also his newfound “morality” (yuck) and ego boost from KC, has made for quite an interesting watch. It reminds me of when he dunked on ProJared got a couple thousand likes and views on his tweet and dropped his gameplay stream to do a DEBUNK stream because the internet now liked him—his words not mine. And what did he do to change? Not a damn thing
 
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I bet his parents are really proud of him. He keeps saying he parents doesnt know what he is doing daily, but I prefer to think they know whats up but claim they dont so they dont have to talk about it and be embarrassed. If my kid was streaming, you know I would just take a look at what he is doing sometimes.
 
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I only saw some clips but today looks goated lmao. Blaming KC for being on vacation for him starting to slow down, Being propped up by 1 whale like usual and giga begging, raging at black ops, more shit breaking and he still can't do a load of laundry correct while also washing his table cloth with place mats and regular clothing. And to top it all off the metokur shit this dude is on a different level of reality.
 
For me the exhaustion is from him doing something exceptionally stupid and getting to have a good laugh about it right up until the realization that because he's a lolcow that people will do anything to gaslight into more egotistical nonsense there's never anything tangible that changes till the bulk of the new round of ironic fans gets banned out or wanders away of their own volition. Gets a little hazy after a bit dealing with his overinflated ego during these times because it's wholly unearned but it's a constant cycle. Phil gets noticed by internet, rides high for a bit, does something incredibly stupid, people ghost him, he starts blaming detractors, sad boy hours begging, back to Phil getting noticed again. Always trending downwards in relevancy, leaving everyone to wonder precisely where rock bottom is and you kind of just want the series finale already.
 
Doody is a faggot but god damn, he’s got an absolute chokehold on Phil. A 30 minute cope session on all the memes that doody includes on his terrible videos.

He’s become a full-on drama streamer. Or at least his awful take on one.
When he started looking at the different elements of Doody's border and breaking down what they meant I lost it. I don't like Doody's content because he's full of shit most of the time but his existence was justified as DSP pigsplained the pig nosed avatar.
 
Gotta love how the dents are goaded into paying a thankless, demanding beggar money just to spite invisible internet men who don't worship their rent-a-pig daddy. Some people were just meant to be chum for grifters to consume.
"DETRACTORS FELTED!" KC paypigs in chat as the ~5 or so that actually donate are taking payday loans to make sure the King gets his 300 a day minimum
 
>see Phil streaming on reccomended
>watch the preview for a few seconds
>Phil is shooting at fucking nothing
>gets clipped by the enemy a second later

lol jesus
Also, does anyone feel mentally exhausted from Phil lately? I know most of us come here to laugh at the fat retard after work, but this whole retconning the Joon video and the Craig interview... maybe it's overexposure but I swear this faggot just drains the life out of you. No wonder his regulars are actually retarded.
As someone said above, the $109 last minute tip yesterday was clearly fake. The King Tips streak is fake.

As far as Phil, I don't know man, this week has been great because Phil was exposed and then exposed himself with Craig. If you don't like the guy, it can't get much better because he got caught in about 100 lies. My advice is to watch Phil always through WPIG, or whatever "detractor" you can tolerate. Watching straight Phil with no filter is bad for your mental health because even when he loses, like this week, he's too deluded to get it.

For you oldsters, at this moment he's like Wile E. Coyote. He ran right off the cliff after the roadrunner, but for now he's still wildly running in mid-air, trying every tactic to hang on.
 
I think people are really missing something when it comes to Phil's racism...

None of the jokes are any good. They're like 50s suburban dad at best. I'd appreciate some new material.
The "Chicky Chang Wang" stuff from his early 2010s videos is seriously some of the most aggressively unfunny shit I've ever heard. How can you fuck up something as simple as mocking Asian names?
 
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I bet his parents are really proud of him. He keeps saying he parents doesnt know what he is doing daily, but I prefer to think they know whats up but claim they dont so they dont have to talk about it and be embarrassed. If my kid was streaming, you know I would just take a look at what he is doing sometimes.
I'd give up my pinkie if it would prevent Phil from ever blurting out anything related to financing and donating on a stream ever again, even if he had to pantomime his donation bin every five minutes it would be. a stark improvment over hearing him gripe and whine constantly over these fucking donos
 
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