DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Phil, at age 42, still HAS NO FUCKING IDEA on how to load the washing machine. It keeps "conking out" because it's saying "uneven load." So what does Retard Man think? Buy a new washer AND dryer.

Keep in mind that he throws all of the clothes in the washer ALONG WITH THE OTHER THINGS that need washing (tablecloths, sheets, etc.).

Dave and Linda truly did keep him from sticking a fork in the wall socket.

I'm gonna lay it down pretty easily here; He's lying. If he isn't lying, then that isn't and shouldn't be anyones concern. Especially his audience.

If shit involves needing money, it's 90% a lie. What has he asked reasons for needing money that isn't doordash or a peripheral, that he ended up actually going through with it? This also involves taxes which funnily enough, didn't go through with either when he was begging for that.

This guy hasn't changed. That Joon doc after the KC dickwashing has really made me realize something. And that System Shock is dead.

Don't even need to deconstruct anymore shit he says. Dude is a lying nigger and I would rather hear him make up a ton of excuses to an empty room than entertain anymore nonsense he lays out. A year ago I would have loved to jump in the "account selling" claim he did but its like, nah I dont feel like it anymore.

I miss videogames.

As someone said above, the $109 last minute tip yesterday was clearly fake. The King Tips streak is fake.

You know, after seeing him Derich defending and his constant declaration of "felting" trolls via you giving this retard money, I'm starting to think he would make up anon donations just so he can keep "winning".

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I'd give up my pinkie if it would prevent Phil from ever blurting out anything related to financing and donating on a stream ever again, even if he had to pantomime his donation bin every five minutes it would be. a stark improvment over hearing him gripe and whine constantly over these fucking donos

Personally, and this might be unpopular, but my top pick easy would be for him to stop doing the constant ass dragging in games, constant using guides, etc. Just give us his authentic blind-style gameplay so we can get more TIHYDP, classic era style ones. He's still stupid but everytime he struggles he makes the gameplay insufferable so it's difficult to make content out of.

 

[johnkimble123]

The "Chicky Chang Wang" stuff from his early 2010s videos is seriously some of the most aggressively unfunny shit I've ever heard. How can you fuck up something as simple as mocking Asian names?

I’m more offended that he uses this on Japanese and Koreans too. Nobody likes a low effort edgelord.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Also, does anyone feel mentally exhausted from Phil lately? I know most of us come here to laugh at the fat retard after work, but this whole retconning the Joon video and the Craig interview... maybe it's overexposure but I swear this faggot just drains the life out of you. No wonder his regulars are actually retarded.

Him pulling the morality card with Null and Craig and this Meh-Toke-Kur faggotry was my cue to step back from the vortex honestly.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

>see Phil streaming on reccomended
>watch the preview for a few seconds
>Phil is shooting at fucking nothing
>gets clipped by the enemy a second later

lol jesus
Also, does anyone feel mentally exhausted from Phil lately? I know most of us come here to laugh at the fat retard after work, but this whole retconning the Joon video and the Craig interview... maybe it's overexposure but I swear this faggot just drains the life out of you. No wonder his regulars are actually retarded.

His smug smirking and reading chat and pulling faces while Craig talked hit me like a train. I have rarely been so triggered by a lolcow as I was by Phil during that retarded attempt to put Craig through a struggle session. Glad Craig made some money afterwards I guess but couldn’t be me trying to get Phil to understand adult-style reasoning and then wishing Phil well. I did appreciate the “gfy” though.

Growing up, it was accepted in my family that a man who was a real malicious, selfish piece of shit had not gotten beaten up enough in school. I don’t think Phil got beaten up enough.

(For the record, I’m not wishing physical violence on him. Phil’s character is set. There’s no improving him now, I’m afraid.)

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Him pulling the morality card with Null and Craig and this Meh-Toke-Kur faggotry was my cue to step back from the vortex honestly.

I don't normally get angry at Phil, but despite how entertaining him being so fucking autistic he thinks he's on some kind of come-up is, the Jim shit really pissed me off.

Spoiler: TMI - Powerleveling incase you don't care

I had a brush with the medical system the same time Jim did. Having my kids visit me in the hospital changed how I looked at everything. I was already very close to them, but seeing how even being a little sick with a guarantee of coming home broke them was profound to me. My spouse was also shaken up more than I could have predicted and it took years to assure them I was fine. I also used to run in similar circles to Jim, so much so that I'm definitely in some of the videos on the same channels.

Hearing that fat faggot be unable to comprehend anyone's life outside of his own made me damn near angry enough to become a dedicated alog myself, so I'm trying to step back. I desperately hope Jim just ignores Phil and tries to enjoy himself.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Personally, and this might be unpopular, but my top pick easy would be for him to stop doing the constant ass dragging in games, constant using guides, etc. Just give us his authentic blind-style gameplay so we can get more TIHYDP, classic era style ones. He's still stupid but everytime he struggles he makes the gameplay insufferable so it's difficult to make content out of.

A blind play through would endanger his family you sick fuck.

 

[GodModule]

This arc has shown that Phil is truely irredeemable. I genuinely thought Phil was going to admit to his gambling problem and sincerely apologize to his fans for being a manipulative piece of shit. Instead he told his original fans that yeah he's a manipulative piece of shit that squandered their money, and if they don't like it they can get fucked because he has a new set of fans who are willing to throw money at him now. Look I'm not a nice person, I've done some shit in my life that I'm ashamed of. I'm not mad that people still support him either, but I'm genuinely curious with where the fuck your mind has to be to support someone like Phil.

I'm probably one of the few people who wanted Phil to have an "happy ending". To have his Scrooge moment. To be humbled, and be grateful for what he has. That's NEVER going to happen. He's going to be an entitled, arrogant, manipulative piece of shit for the rest of his life. I'm not mad Phil. I'm disappointed.

That being said, Phil will continue producing milk for the rest of our lifetimes, and I can't wait to see where his story goes next

 

[Unfriendly Eurofag]

I'm probably one of the few people who wanted Phil to have an "happy ending". To have his Scrooge moment. To be humbled, and be grateful for what he has. That's NEVER going to happen. He's going to be an entitled, arrogant, manipulative piece of shit for the rest of his life. I'm not mad Phil. I'm disappointed.

My first taste of DSP was through detractor content and it really looked like he was being treated unfairly to me: hate Phil because it is cool to do so but after trying to watch a bit of his content I saw first hand how petty and despicable he is.

The crash and burn after this arc will be glorious. He is so blinded by his newfound popularity thinking this is his second coming, THE payoff for enduring the unjustified hate for all the years, his revenge arc to payback anyone who wronged him. The Stuttering Craig interview had a somewhat reasonable adult trying to build bridges and a petty narcissistic child only demanding an apology. I love how he "subtly" implied that he is hot shit now and Craig would regret if he missed out on the chance to have him as a regular on their show, just to burn this bridge for good and show the whole world who he really is.

This is going to be one of the best arcs so far! Blinded by his overblown ego he will quit playing the "changed/grown up man", burn every bridge, alienate his tiny crowd of true supporters and end up much lower than he was before.

 

[Tree Plague]

As someone said above, the $109 last minute tip yesterday was clearly fake. The King Tips streak is fake.

As far as Phil, I don't know man, this week has been great because Phil was exposed and then exposed himself with Craig. If you don't like the guy, it can't get much better because he got caught in about 100 lies. My advice is to watch Phil always through WPIG, or whatever "detractor" you can tolerate. Watching straight Phil with no filter is bad for your mental health because even when he loses, like this week, he's too deluded to get it.

For you oldsters, at this moment he's like Wile E. Coyote. He ran right off the cliff after the roadrunner, but for now he's still wildly running in mid-air, trying every tactic to hang on.

I come here on and off for short periods of time to read random threads, and only made an account only to say that tip was not fake.

It was mine. I have no reason beyond finding this entire thing amusing.

 

[Perverted Monk]

https://x.com/MrStuff15/status/1832621003437985920

DSP now claims that the Craig "interview" was now a setup by Craig. This man's brain is fucking jelly. Also, he said he doesn't hate Craig anymore, then LITERALLY THE NEXT SENTENCE calls him a scumbag. Rent. Free. He claims Craig couldn't handle how he "exposed himself" and flip-flopped all over the place. This guy should own a movie theater with how much he projects.

 

[myone]

https://x.com/MrStuff15/status/1832621003437985920

DSP now claims that the Craig "interview" was now a setup by Craig. This man's brain is fucking jelly. Also, he said he doesn't hate Craig anymore, then LITERALLY THE NEXT SENTENCE calls him a scumbag. Rent. Free. He claims Craig couldn't handle how he "exposed himself" and flip-flopped all over the place. This guy should own a movie theater with how much he projects.

"I have the right to terminate my own show whenever I want" - The King of autism. Yes Phil, you certainly have the right to be as much as a shithead as you want in public. You've been doing it for 17 years. Please continue.

 

[PieceofShet]

https://x.com/MrStuff15/status/1832621003437985920

DSP now claims that the Craig "interview" was now a setup by Craig. This man's brain is fucking jelly. Also, he said he doesn't hate Craig anymore, then LITERALLY THE NEXT SENTENCE calls him a scumbag. Rent. Free. He claims Craig couldn't handle how he "exposed himself" and flip-flopped all over the place. This guy should own a movie theater with how much he projects.

Everything is a setup, a conspiracy with him. Even tho DSP invited Craig, it was a setup, sure.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Someone in the KC thread has done a decent analysis of the situation.

https://x.com/MrStuff15/status/1832621003437985920 DSP now claims that the Craig "interview" was now a setup by Craig. This man's brain is fucking jelly. Also, he said he doesn't hate Craig anymore, then LITERALLY THE NEXT SENTENCE calls him a scumbag. Rent. Free. He claims Craig couldn't handle how he "exposed himself" and flip-flopped all over the place. This guy should own a movie theater with how much he projects.

He is obviously mad that the vast majority sees him as the clear loser of the interaction and is trying to cope.

 

[shekelshoah666]

He invited Craig on, basically ignored him when he was talking and just agreed with him the whole time until it was time to fish for his FELTED or "thats a cope" moment and then plug pulled like he was playing dark souls. Then he blames Craig for setting him up... lmao.

Saw this going around also

uhhh idiots I debunked that and even though it's still only logging on when im offline and I say I play it it's not me!

 

[Gramh]

The attempt to recontextualize dragging Craig on is aggrivating on a level that it shouldn't be but is. DSP spent 5 hours making the worst lies possible that he all but demanded Craig and Adam accept as fact. Craig and Adam had even given DSP an out, that Craig would vouch for him if he showed the account name. DSP had decided to drag his feet, because the account was his and even though he was dead to rights, it was mostly in the fringe spaces that the evidence was compiled and to DSP folk like Secret Limited weren't seen as reputable sources. Joon the King though, DSP has been fellating his documentaries for a while now. Joon compiles all the evidence together, DSP attempts to offer up a mea culpa spilling the "secret" but only up to the point where he felt it was proven his and crafted an entirely new lie. Any reasonable person, in consideration to being lied to that hard and obviously to the point it was an insult to their intelligence, would have thought that DSP would spend his interview with Craig trying to profusely apologize for all the vitriol and the lying.

DSP went a different route, and demanded that Craig apologize to HIM for making fun of him after the interview. In true DSP fashion, he crafted a very specific moral argument as to why it was wrong of Craig to do this but it's been ok for himself to do these things to anyone and everyone that's ever been involved in DSP's life. Craig explains why DSP was wrong to feel the way that he did, because of the amount of outs they gave to DSP to tell the truth. DSP's new lie gives what he thinks is an out, that he was going to tell Craig but Craig never read the email he sent. Why was it so convoluted that DSP couldn't just send Craig a screen shot live? Because as DSP explains it the new lie required he'd have to tell Craig that he WAS TheyCallMeDSP/Gunshow83/DownFromTheRafters but no longer had the account. Problem, DSP has admitted he had an active account during the interview. So this prospective explanation is faulty, because if it were true then there would be no reason for all the clandestine actions DSP could just use his 2nd account and hand it to Craig live or right after the show and being that it wouldn't be DownFromTheRafters it'd be an easy win.

So now not only do we have DSP having lied to Craig about the WWE Champs account live for the better part of their interview, but DSP is now actively lying to Craig to force an apology. An apology, for being mad about being lied to during the interview and accepting Superchats from detractors. Which is essentially what DSP did the day after on his "podcast". DSP got stuck on this man for the better part of a year and a half, bringing them up to blame them for his circumstances. Absolutely insane behavior, to obsess over an imagined slight for that long and not once consider that it was the result of how he deals with other people. Each telling of the interviews with Craig gets painted more and more as DSP was victimized but also still came out of it with the win.

Genuinely, sincerely, this man needs help. It is by some miracle that he has absolutely no power over anyone that he could cause harm to.

 

[Tears for T]

I'm probably one of the few people who wanted Phil to have an "happy ending". To have his Scrooge moment. To be humbled, and be grateful for what he has. That's NEVER going to happen. He's going to be an entitled, arrogant, manipulative piece of shit for the rest of his life. I'm not mad Phil. I'm disappointed.

Partially understand you. Many years ago I had just that hope. That he would wake up and realize that his whole behavior and life was just toxic, but in the end it struck me that we are dealing with a grown narcissistic child who would never in any way understand or utter any self-criticism. A sick person of Dave's magnitude will never come to grips with his problems or allow himself any kind of personal development. It is a 40+ year old man who is mentally 19 and who knows best - quite a king - a king in his own personal hell. Can hardly wait for his down fall.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

This shit has been crazy.

- Phil did a complete 180°
- Renounced his entire "i'm a changed man" persona
- Completely betrayed his "values"
- Said he's not about drama but now he's almost ditching gameplay for drama
- Picking fights with more powerful Youtubers and doing fake interviews
- Streaming WWE Champions
- Telling dying man on Twitter to "get better"
- Saying he's back to his glory days

And all this...
Because two guys told him "You're cool Senpai!" and he got like ten extra denthead whales from the KC Interview

Absolute insanity.
This man's ego knows no bounds... He just needed a push to make his King of Hate real persona resurface.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

This shit has been crazy.

- Phil did a complete 180°
- Renounced his entire "i'm a changed man" persona
- Completely betrayed his "values"
- Said he's not about drama but now he's almost ditching gameplay for drama
- Picking fights with more powerful Youtubers and doing fake interviews
- Streaming WWE Champions
- Telling dying man on Twitter to "get better"
- Saying he's back to his glory days

And all this...
Because two guys told him "You're cool Senpai!" and he got like ten extra denthead whales from the KC Interview

Absolute insanity.
This man's ego knows no bounds... He just needed a push to make his King of Hate real persona resurface.

Yeah the psychological shift is crazy he was pushing the changed man persona for years

 

[Dirty Carpet Nug]

And all this...
Because two guys told him "You're cool Senpai!" and he got like ten extra denthead whales from the KC Interview

I honestly don't even think he got that many new whales, at least not whales that have actually stuck around. His last few streams have just looked like standard DSP streams. Lots of tips from Anon and known whale aliases. The KC people are also averse to tipping as far as I can tell and they prefer to superchat. His viewership numbers are returning back to normal and most of the streams are saved by a whale mary at the end. Nature is restoring itself. No doubt the streak will continue until at least 50, but I doubt he gets anywhere close to the vest streak record. His complete personality shift away from dspositive and back to the king of hate has been a joy to watch though.