Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[pickleparty]

Next time cobes needs his kingcobra sucked he should go to a Massage parlor you pay them to leave TMDWU. You dont get love by someone with Bpd you only get drained for everything you have.

 

[Dirty Carpet Nug]

Everyone blames the fat alog from Kentucky for getting cobes fired from Wendy's and I don't doubt they used that as an excuse but if they had already cut him down to 1 day a week because of him fucking up over and over then it is safe to say they wanted him gone. I can't think of many jobs cobes could do that would make more sense than the ways he is able to make money now. The key factor is still missing which is cobes has shit work ethic and is also legitimately retarded.

Didn’t he mix up the sweet tea and the regular tea on like 5 different occasions? Also I seem to remember him getting hammered in between shifts and just sleeping straight through them. Or the time he showed up late in essentially black face from his hair dye lol. But yes it was really gay for that guy to go out of his way to try and get cobes fired.

 

[Thisismyusername]

Also I seem to remember him getting hammered in between shifts and just sleeping straight through them.

When was this? The clips about the tea are out there and everyone has been introduced to the hair dye saga, but he didn't drink nearly as hard back then as he does now.

 

[Dirty Carpet Nug]

When was this? The clips about the tea are out there and everyone has been introduced to the hair dye saga, but he didn't drink nearly as hard back then as he does now.

Honestly I could be completely wrong. I'm not the most knowledgeable when it comes to cobes. Maybe it was more just him forgetting about shifts or sleeping through them.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Honestly I could be completely wrong. I'm not the most knowledgeable when it comes to cobes. Maybe it was more just him forgetting about shifts or sleeping through them.

That's what happened in the hair dye video, he was supposed to come in but forgot about it until they called him. Then kept dyeing his hair.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

His smoking and drinking are all tied to his ODD and his mental maturity which is around 15 years old. Drinking, smoking, being a vague image of a rock star, letting the worst woman on the planet fuck you so you can "get laid", partying on the weekend (even though he has no job). All things that many teenage boys fantasize about before they grow up and learn better.

 

[Captain Ahab]

That's what happened in the hair dye video, he was supposed to come in but forgot about it until they called him. Then kept dyeing his hair.

Didn’t he go to work afterwards? With the dye all over himself?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Didn’t he go to work afterwards? With the dye all over himself?
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That is exactly how he looked when he rolled into Wendy's four hours late.

 

[Quandaries Sage]

You watch gross idiots make disgusting food? Tbh, the bog witch making him paint the ceiling red would be the most entertaining thing to ever come out of the Cobesphere after the blow up doll thing.

Your father should sodomize you

 

[Xenomorph]

So when she said he choked and punched her, Cobes didn't exactly deny it, did he?

They are both fucked and none of them will see old age.

 

[anliteralidiot]

So when she said he choked and punched her, Cobes didn't exactly deny it, did he?

They are both fucked and none of them will see old age.

Well, he said she doesn't have any marks on her face, and said she manipulates... So... No, he didn't outright deny it.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Everyone blames the fat alog from Kentucky for getting cobes fired from Wendy's and I don't doubt they used that as an excuse but if they had already cut him down to 1 day a week because of him fucking up over and over then it is safe to say they wanted him gone. I can't think of many jobs cobes could do that would make more sense than the ways he is able to make money now. The key factor is still missing which is cobes has shit work ethic and is also legitimately retarded.

Funny. I was thinking about how him being a store greeter would play out.

 

[Gorbus]

I genuinely believe NAL got Cobes to choke and hit her during sex so that she'd have blackmail material against him. And being as literal as Cobes is he won't deny 'choking and hitting her' because he technically did, just in a completely different context than is being presented.

 

[snort inquisition]

I genuinely believe NAL got Cobes to choke and hit her during sex so that she'd have blackmail material against him. And being as literal as Cobes is he won't deny 'choking and hitting her' because he technically did, just in a completely different context than is being presented.

that or she gets in his face and he defends himself, probably could be either tbh i'd instantly be in self defense mode if that creature even said just one thing to me tbh

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

that or she gets in his face and he defends himself,

That's exactly what happens. It's on camera during his birthday, she bum rushed him and he pushed her away. She's confrontational and insane. Because Josh spritzed a little alcohol on her she got naked and decided to scream at him for 2 hours while recording him secretly for trolls on discord, completely naked. While I don't think it's impossible, I don't believe it unless I see it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That's exactly what happens. It's on camera during his birthday, she bum rushed him and he pushed her away. She's confrontational and insane. Because Josh spritzed a little alcohol on her she got naked and decided to scream at him for 2 hours while recording him secretly for trolls on discord. While I don't think it's impossible, I don't believe it unless I see it.

I laughed at her whining because Cobra wouldn't let her sit in his bathroom for hours and run up a $300 water bill. She is so worthless it's like a parody.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I wonder if this tuna can and Sarah Boone will be cellies one day.

 

[Caspian Sea Monster]

People really have to stop getting angry over something like Internet lolcows putting themselves into trouble where they have no power or control over them (which I know is pretty ironic considering that I made a mean comment about cobes possibly killing himself which I fully take back because that's a really cruel and dumb thing to say).

Beat women

 

['Ole Dente]

You two doing this circle jerk are far more annoying than people suggesting group homes or Clint. We get it, it's repetitive but at least those people are trying to add to the conversation. You are acting like Reddit upvote farmers posting the same exact shit every single page. You loop worse than NAL does and it's genuinely annoying because it's so unfunny and Reddit like.

Uh oh lads, here comes to fun police. We’re going to need to pay tickets for posting these memes, aren’t we? Haven’t got a license I suspect. Can we buy a license from you to post our memes on the Internet?

Alternatively, can you stop being a nigger?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Funny. I was thinking about how him being a store greeter would play out.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.