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[John Andrews Stan]

Jack probably has a fear of washing after his first wife shoved him hard enough to go through a shower door.

I have not yet come across this story as I slowly make my way through Jack’s back catalogue. He was a battered husband? Lol.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack continues to be firmly anti-small business and a cheapskate when it comes to fud. Oh btw the scone was clearly for Tammy!

 

[Super Hans v2]

I have not yet come across this story as I slowly make my way through Jack’s back catalogue. He was a battered husband? Lol.

Jack used to have a blog, and that was one of his stories. She would also pelt him with ashtrays.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Jack continues to be firmly anti-small business and a cheapskate when it comes to fud. Oh btw the scone was clearly for Tammy!

The fat fuck that buys new $400+ grills every half a year or so because he can't be bothered to clean the existing ones is bitching about $4 each scones and calling it highway robbery because apparently a gun was held to his fat skull.
His pathetic behaviour never ceases to amaze me.

 

[cuddle striker]

Every time I see Jack eat burger king or Wendys I think those old skits where Conan made Martha Stewart eat fast food and drink malt liquor. Now, she's a hood nigga who did a year and took a felony to not rat. But she acts real classy. (Also apparently she used to be pretty easy)
Jack pretends he is some one on the level of Alton Brown and chows down on fucking chicken fries, oh I'm sorry firey chicken fries. You know what EVERYONE is talking about... everyone over 400 lbs.

I know some people get super picky on eggs and I know from a family member who's a chef, you might be asked to perfectly do an egg over easy/sunny side etc. To show you can quickly adapt to a burner you never touched etc. But it's shit I know legit kids do fine. Also... all those eggs, I kinda want to watch cool hand Luke. In a non gay way, unlike Jack and his faggot son.

an 8 year old can make eggs in every possible way of cooking. might not be perfect but better than Jack.

 

[biggacracka]

Jack bought a shitty gimmick razor and didn't read the instructions and fucked up his goatee so he had to shave it off and we were able to get a good look at his array of chins on the live stream today.

I'm calling it Chinnagin:
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In his defense, it does makes him look younger, which isn't a good thing because looking old and being crippled was working in his favor "oh he looks 70+ years old, no wonder his health is failing him"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Putting his own church on blast publicly is fucking deranged. Yet I’d expect nothing less out of him. Thanks for the reminder of why so many people can’t stand your ass, Jack.



Go to 7-11 if you want the cheap manufactured dreck you doompost about 24/7. I’m sure the homemade scone was better quality.

 

[lindsayfan]

Jack bought a shitty gimmick razor and didn't read the instructions and fucked up his goatee so he had to shave it off and we were able to get a good look at his array of chins on the live stream today.

I'm calling it Chinnagin:
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majestic. shave your eyebrows jack!!! that's the only thing holding back the transformation of your own head into an orb of steak. become the meat. MEAT GUD.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Jack continues to be firmly anti-small business and a cheapskate when it comes to fud. Oh btw the scone was clearly for Tammy!

Just an FYI but if your church has a coffee shop or place where you can buy a scone... find a better church.

Putting his own church on blast publicly is fucking deranged. Yet I’d expect nothing less out of him. Thanks for the reminder of why so many people can’t stand your ass, Jack.

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Go to 7-11 if you want the cheap manufactured dreck you doompost about 24/7. I’m sure the homemade scone was better quality.

But the muffin was KHARNIVORE MOM!

Seriously why is he even complaining about something he's not supposed to eat and it's Hammy's money anyway?

 

[Hamstirer]

But the muffin was KHARNIVORE MOM!

God dammit Jack, that was a fucking dove you ate. Stop calling them muffins.

 

[semitooth]

dumb dumb is live again with his butt buddy. (not worth watching)

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Jack continues to be firmly anti-small business and a cheapskate when it comes to fud. Oh btw the scone was clearly for Tammy!

I really doubt that he is complaining on Tammy's behalf, Jack's a fat retard who can barely hide that he is clearly not on the carnivore diet. Also really nice that Jack won't help a small business and just give more money to 7-11

 

[abobe]

dumb dumb is live again with his butt buddy. (not worth watching)

Jack refused to call Jamaicans black because Jamaica isn't part of Africa. When someone in chat brings up the slave trade that brought Africans to Jamaica, Jack asks for proof of the slave trade "Did you see it? Were you on the boat?"

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I really doubt that he is complaining on Tammy's behalf, Jack's a fat retard who can barely hide that he is clearly not on the carnivore diet. Also really nice that Jack won't help a small business and just give more money to 7-11

I have been traveling to and from college for over a year now and I have exclusively been going to local businesses for eating and shopping. Fat fuck can't be bothered.

 

[biggacracka]

"Did you see it? Were you on the boat?"

Ah yes, the ridley scott defense
"Shut up cause you wasn't even there"

 

[Marc]

Jack refused to call Jamaicans black because Jamaica isn't part of Africa.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack you ain't there hunting fresh game to eat. That supermarket meat that we all buy is pumped full of drugs and hormones to grow the animals.

Sad thing is if someone wanted to eliminate all the shit, they put into our foods you'd have to grow your own or find a local farmer who grows organically and find a butcher who uses locally sourced meat from hunters or small farms. But ironically Jack would likely call it hippy trash if it said organic.

Bingo

Jack wants it cheap and he wants a lot of it

The exact thing that drives the meat processing industry.

 

[Adamska]

Jack refused to call Jamaicans black because Jamaica isn't part of Africa. When someone in chat brings up the slave trade that brought Africans to Jamaica, Jack asks for proof of the slave trade "Did you see it? Were you on the boat?"

That's a new one; denying slavery even existed for why black people made it over the seas.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack refused to call Jamaicans black because Jamaica isn't part of Africa. When someone in chat brings up the slave trade that brought Africans to Jamaica, Jack asks for proof of the slave trade "Did you see it? Were you on the boat?"

He did the same excuse in the last live stream when he was trying to say elections are suspended during wars. Then when confronted with the 1864 and 1944 elections he did the whole "well I wasn't there, how could I know" while also not admitting that he's basically denying that Abraham Lincoln and FDR even existed.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

He did the same excuse in the last live stream when he was trying to say elections are suspended during wars. Then when confronted with the 1864 and 1944 elections he did the whole "well I wasn't there, how could I know" while also not admitting that he's basically denying that Abraham Lincoln and FDR even existed.

It's incredible how fucking stupid he is. You can't even blame the strokes. He wrote on his blog back in 2007-8 that to deal with immigration a huge wall be built at the Mexican AND Canadian border with 1 single opening at each bordering state to allow only legals to go through. He was like 41 when he posted this and was so smug about it as if he was the only one with common sense about the issue. He can't comprehend anything more than his own surrounding environment. He frequently says stuff like ' don't know a single person who will vote for Kamala so if Trump loses I guarantee the election was stolen'