Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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That's exactly what happens. It's on camera during his birthday, she bum rushed him and he pushed her away. She's confrontational and insane. Because Josh spritzed a little alcohol on her she got naked and decided to scream at him for 2 hours while recording him secretly for trolls on discord, completely naked. While I don't think it's impossible, I don't believe it unless I see it.
i wouldn't even blame him if it wasn't provoked because the bitch deserves a lot more than just a few hits in the head lmao
 
Uh oh lads, here comes to fun police. We’re going to need to pay tickets for posting these memes, aren’t we? Haven’t got a license I suspect. Can we buy a license from you to post our memes on the Internet?

Alternatively, can you stop being a nigger?
You're being politely asked to stop being a redditor and spamming the thread with the same post multiple times a week. It's not a meme, it's just annoying garbage.
i wouldn't even blame him if it wasn't provoked because the bitch deserves a lot more than just a few hits in the head lmao
I hope she gets hit by a car. Screaming What did I dooooooooo as she cart wheels into the floor head first and never wakes up from the coma.
 
You're being politely asked to stop being a redditor and spamming the thread with the same post multiple times a week. It's not a meme, it's just annoying garbage.

I hope she gets hit by a car. Screaming What did I dooooooooo as she cart wheels into the floor head first and never wakes up from the coma.
Her last words would be "You fucking HIT MEEEEEEEE!" even though she deliberately walked into oncoming traffic. Gaslighting and victimhood till the very end.
 
You're being politely asked to stop being a redditor and spamming the thread with the same post multiple times a week. It's not a meme, it's just annoying garbage.

I hope she gets hit by a car. Screaming What did I dooooooooo as she cart wheels into the floor head first and never wakes up from the coma.
Almost every comment you have left for 20+ pages has a negative reaction ratio and you're calling out people who have been contributing to the thread longer than we have had accounts.
 
You're being politely asked to stop being a redditor and spamming the thread with the same post multiple times a week. It's not a meme, it's just annoying garbage.

I hope she gets hit by a car. Screaming What did I dooooooooo as she cart wheels into the floor head first and never wakes up from the coma.
So what you're saying, if I understand this correctly, is that clintbaddad? groophome?
 
You two doing this circle jerk are far more annoying than people suggesting group homes or Clint. We get it, it's repetitive but at least those people are trying to add to the conversation. You are acting like Reddit upvote farmers posting the same exact shit every single page. You loop worse than NAL does and it's genuinely annoying because it's so unfunny and Reddit like.

If he hadn't have let her in it would have been.

Do they make tamagotchis any more? Or those digimon ones? I don't think he could look after either but it would be funny to see how making videos on owning one.

They have new and improved Tomagachi and new 3D type. (I bought the 3d one for my kid last Christmas, they’re not so cool) 82936491-E6A8-4942-904D-F3879FB04FDD.jpeg
 

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They have new and improved Tomagachi and new 3D type. (I bought the 3d one for my kid last Christmas, they’re not so cool)View attachment 6394240
I'm a tamagotchi connoisseur, and the Pix model wouldn't be good for him. It's too advanced, requires reading that tiny screen, and the battery life is iffy.

Buuuut.... The Connection v3, with the snake skin shell. TWU
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The Connection series is more like the classic tamagotchis, so they're not too hard, and there's not too much reading.
 
Almost every comment you have left for 20+ pages has a negative reaction ratio and you're calling out people who have been contributing to the thread longer than we have had accounts.
That's not true and I don't care about ratios either way.
So what you're saying, if I understand this correctly, is that clintbaddad? groophome?
I'm saying it would be nice if the thread could discuss cobra instead of posting the same stale memes repeatedly. It's not even a funny meme, it's just tedious and a waste of posts.
They have new and improved Tomagachi and new 3D type. (I bought the 3d one for my kid last Christmas, they’re not so cool)View attachment 6394240
I googled tamagotchi lizards and found they apparently have lizard forms in it? Also something called Giga pets are more animal focused and you can get a T-rex? I want to see a virtual pet arc with Josh. I bet he would make videos on it evolving.
 
Next time cobes needs his kingcobra sucked he should go to a Massage parlor you pay them to leave TMDWU. You dont get love by someone with Bpd you only get drained for everything you have.
Seriously, the best move would be someone convincing the boy to fuck escorts instead of crazy bitches.
 
Maybe the group home was the double downs we ate along the way?
The universe is a group home resting on a Double Down on top of a large stuffed crust from Papa John's with extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions and anchovies.

After that, it's garlic butters all the way down.
 
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