GodIsDead
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Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.
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Underage
I’m trying not to do a powerlevel but here we go:
- There is this dude in my high-school that with long emo-ish black hair that is our very own lolcow because of: acting like a alpha gentleman while his friends are just one nerdy fag like him and a girl that defenetly likes Dream the youtuber/korean pop , is a history buff autist , known for making conversations awkward with the class and he’s non-self-aware.
- His tiktoks consist of hearts of iron 4 gameplay , lgbt activism and one of them was him showing an atheist book with 10 pages (consisting of poems ?). The reshares are brony content , other trannies or femboy fags and unfunny tiktok memes about the lgbtroon that makes me wish to have a lobotomy.
- We got two years left to milk him up and maybe going to become an independent tranny after graduation.
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Like any other kind of autism. I did read a paper stating that sub-Saharan Africans present with a higher ratio of severe autism to Asperger's syndrome compared to the global average, but even the authors conceded that this could well be due to the poor state of mental health services in that region (in that only the very bad cases get seen).
This I can well believe. I mean, have you ever read the weapons-grade spergout called Mein Kampf ?
Cactus Nibba
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I made my account in 2020 to create a thread about this guy, but never actually got around to it. Unfortunately, I think a lot of his videos from when he first thought he was God and hitchhiked to England to about a year ago are now lost forever. I’d still like to make (or have someone make) something in prospering grounds, but unfortunately have very limited time
Grumpy_Mushroom
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I've briefly been following this guy for 2 months now, he hasn't really taken off with full blown lolcow behavior since he comes across as somewhat self aware but I check in on his antics now and then to see how his epic battle unfolds.
Mitch the Overseer/ Nonce Slayer/ Herb God
Lord of the Gacha Girls
Mitch has focused a great deal of content on his YouTube page towards his never ending struggle in a battle against a deranged pedophile, a man by the name of Ronny Vain, aka "RalofFromSkyrim." Ronny has harassed the "Gacha Girls" (A subcommunity of Gacha Life that all make YT videos with their anime avatars) for some time asking many underaged girls for nudes in a very autistic monotone voice: AN EXAMPLE OF RONNY'S CRIMES
Who will fight for the Gacha Girls? Who has vowed to destroy the pedophile Ronny??
Aside from his crusade against Ronny, he just gives takes on random topics or makes random videos. However, Mitch seems to be the chudliest of internet warriors, because when he's not fighting the good fight he is dropping redpills on the woke left, though he can appreciate the LGBT as long as they're right wing.
Mitch the Overseer/ Nonce Slayer/ Herb God
Lord of the Gacha Girls
Mitch has focused a great deal of content on his YouTube page towards his never ending struggle in a battle against a deranged pedophile, a man by the name of Ronny Vain, aka "RalofFromSkyrim." Ronny has harassed the "Gacha Girls" (A subcommunity of Gacha Life that all make YT videos with their anime avatars) for some time asking many underaged girls for nudes in a very autistic monotone voice: AN EXAMPLE OF RONNY'S CRIMES
Who will fight for the Gacha Girls? Who has vowed to destroy the pedophile Ronny??
Aside from his crusade against Ronny, he just gives takes on random topics or makes random videos. However, Mitch seems to be the chudliest of internet warriors, because when he's not fighting the good fight he is dropping redpills on the woke left, though he can appreciate the LGBT as long as they're right wing.
Persian Carpet Salesman
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Yeah I think the science Pliskin in Europe and early homeless Pliskin arcs are lost forever, I might start archiving his videos now.I made my account in 2020 to create a thread about this guy, but never actually got around to it. Unfortunately, I think a lot of his videos from when he first thought he was God and hitchhiked to England to about a year ago are now lost forever. I’d still like to make (or have someone make) something in prospering grounds, but unfortunately have very limited time
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The main one I think of from my friend group is this guy who wears this stupid Pilgrim hat that used to be at our school until we essentially bullied him out.
I'm gonna call him ray because that just feels right, he was incredibly retarded, barely being allowed into the non-tard classes and being held back twice for failing simple shit. Me and him were friends until people learned that he was a serial sex pest and sexually assaulted multiple of the girls at our school including my at-the-time girlfriend (who is a story and a half for another day)
Because of my friend groups "morals" we finally had a reason to actually harass him and so the retardation began
We would steal his stupid hat and take pictures wearing it, make posts on school related socials about him, repeat everything he said out of anger to make him say crazier shit, and eventually got him to compare one of my black friends to someone in an African tribe.
The big part of this story begins with a hobby I had in my film class. I had known him for years and knew he was the type of autistic that would explode over small shit, so I would get into arguments and shit flinging wars with him to piss him off and make him crash out in the middle of class until eventually, he had to be pulled out for cussing out me, a teacher, and an officer, where he was suspended and given one last chance at the school to not do something similar.
When we thought it was over for our fuckery, we had struck gold when we discovered images of him shaking his ass and rubbing his crotch. Knowing what we had on our hands, my previously mentioned friend airdropped these images to the school cafeteria, which quickly spread around the school disney channel movie style.
Eventually, someone showed him these photos, where he chased them down the hallway screaming "come back here you little shit
" and making a fool of himself until bursting into my film class with the most pissed off expression I had ever seen anyone have, started pointing to me, and yelling "YOURE FUCKED ANON, YOURE FUCKED."
He was swiftly pulled out of class by two big bald officers. He was never seen again at our school.
I'm gonna call him ray because that just feels right, he was incredibly retarded, barely being allowed into the non-tard classes and being held back twice for failing simple shit. Me and him were friends until people learned that he was a serial sex pest and sexually assaulted multiple of the girls at our school including my at-the-time girlfriend (who is a story and a half for another day)
Because of my friend groups "morals" we finally had a reason to actually harass him and so the retardation began
We would steal his stupid hat and take pictures wearing it, make posts on school related socials about him, repeat everything he said out of anger to make him say crazier shit, and eventually got him to compare one of my black friends to someone in an African tribe.
The big part of this story begins with a hobby I had in my film class. I had known him for years and knew he was the type of autistic that would explode over small shit, so I would get into arguments and shit flinging wars with him to piss him off and make him crash out in the middle of class until eventually, he had to be pulled out for cussing out me, a teacher, and an officer, where he was suspended and given one last chance at the school to not do something similar.
When we thought it was over for our fuckery, we had struck gold when we discovered images of him shaking his ass and rubbing his crotch. Knowing what we had on our hands, my previously mentioned friend airdropped these images to the school cafeteria, which quickly spread around the school disney channel movie style.
Eventually, someone showed him these photos, where he chased them down the hallway screaming "come back here you little shit
" and making a fool of himself until bursting into my film class with the most pissed off expression I had ever seen anyone have, started pointing to me, and yelling "YOURE FUCKED ANON, YOURE FUCKED."He was swiftly pulled out of class by two big bald officers. He was never seen again at our school.
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While this specific person is probably not gonna be a big enough lolcow for a thread in prospering grounds, i decided to put myself for the first time into the crosshair and try out an own post.
Ladys and Ladyboys, have you ever wondered what happens if you are a literal (german) retard, only have one braincell left, and that braincell is occupied with gooning and everything sexual?
I present to you, the magnificient Maximillian "Max" Artzt!
This person was going semi viral by having 5 accounts and wishing to have phonesex with women, yelling out his number in each recent tiktok video he made, and sending really disturbing messages and videos to the people who contact him.
Origins:
The earliest Video i could find from his was a YouTube Upload in 1 May 2020, where he was less fat and had braces. he basically made babys first influencer video where he struggled to think and talk about some topics, nothing really interesting here but he looked less of a blob than he does now.
Beyond this video, it will get worse. buckle up fuckaroos, because i present to you now:
The funny:
On his first babysteps to tiktok between August 2020 and 2021, he had a duet video with a lady who "struggled" to get out her boots while grunting.
This exceptional individual developed a sexual kink from this and did ask via voice messages if he could receive those kind of videos from others. with a preview looking like this:
also for reasons only god knows, this retard also has a kneecap fetish where rubs his cap three times and says "ouch and plopp", and fantasized about putting his kneecap back in, when it dislocates lol.
mildly funny lore between 2020 and now:
apart from making bad lipsynch videos, or putting a filter on his face or playing filter games on tiktok, he had a confrontation with 2 women when he was filming some women without permission. he was talking about how he arrived at a train station, and mentioned those 2 "ladys" in the background, in which they made him stop filming. after some small tard rage, he decided to pull out his phone again, and yelled "LOOK AT THOSE TWO BITCHES WITHOUT A (TRAIN) TICKET!", in which the lady looked at him and said "i am gonna call the police!", not sure if anything happened since he is legit retarded.
Since this nigga decided to put his phone number out in the world wide web, and literally begged to spam messages to his whatsapp, the tiktok comments keep meme-ing about how he sexually harasses everyone.
His Tiktok channels are quite underwhelming and other than him being 24/7 on a train or jacking off at home, there isn't much else to show or tell. some people say his parents pay rent for him, apart from that, i dont think his parents care at all about him, he doesnt seem to go into a workshop for the disabled, where he can atleast pretend to work, he is basically lying to make his life more interesting. he also shoved a waterbottle, a fanta bottle, and a spoon up his ass, which was enough horror even for my eyes.
He's rubbing his nipples while moaning for german streamer Trymacs:
And here are some goofy Max Faces:
Accounts:
WhatsApp + Telegram number: +49 (0) 178 6415311
i downloaded every tiktok video, so no archive needed from my side.
https://www.tiktok.com/@maxartzt1 (first account inactive)
https://www.tiktok.com/@maxartzt0 (second account inactive)
https://www.tiktok.com/@maxartzt72 (third account inactive)
https://www.tiktok.com/@user3343150678119 (fourth account inactive)
https://www.tiktok.com/@max.artzt (active and recent account)
Snapchat: artztmax
Dox:
Ladys and Ladyboys, have you ever wondered what happens if you are a literal (german) retard, only have one braincell left, and that braincell is occupied with gooning and everything sexual?
I present to you, the magnificient Maximillian "Max" Artzt!
This person was going semi viral by having 5 accounts and wishing to have phonesex with women, yelling out his number in each recent tiktok video he made, and sending really disturbing messages and videos to the people who contact him.
Origins:
The earliest Video i could find from his was a YouTube Upload in 1 May 2020, where he was less fat and had braces. he basically made babys first influencer video where he struggled to think and talk about some topics, nothing really interesting here but he looked less of a blob than he does now.
Beyond this video, it will get worse. buckle up fuckaroos, because i present to you now:
The funny:
On his first babysteps to tiktok between August 2020 and 2021, he had a duet video with a lady who "struggled" to get out her boots while grunting.
This exceptional individual developed a sexual kink from this and did ask via voice messages if he could receive those kind of videos from others. with a preview looking like this:
also for reasons only god knows, this retard also has a kneecap fetish where rubs his cap three times and says "ouch and plopp", and fantasized about putting his kneecap back in, when it dislocates lol.
mildly funny lore between 2020 and now:
apart from making bad lipsynch videos, or putting a filter on his face or playing filter games on tiktok, he had a confrontation with 2 women when he was filming some women without permission. he was talking about how he arrived at a train station, and mentioned those 2 "ladys" in the background, in which they made him stop filming. after some small tard rage, he decided to pull out his phone again, and yelled "LOOK AT THOSE TWO BITCHES WITHOUT A (TRAIN) TICKET!", in which the lady looked at him and said "i am gonna call the police!", not sure if anything happened since he is legit retarded.
Since this nigga decided to put his phone number out in the world wide web, and literally begged to spam messages to his whatsapp, the tiktok comments keep meme-ing about how he sexually harasses everyone.
His Tiktok channels are quite underwhelming and other than him being 24/7 on a train or jacking off at home, there isn't much else to show or tell. some people say his parents pay rent for him, apart from that, i dont think his parents care at all about him, he doesnt seem to go into a workshop for the disabled, where he can atleast pretend to work, he is basically lying to make his life more interesting. he also shoved a waterbottle, a fanta bottle, and a spoon up his ass, which was enough horror even for my eyes.
He's rubbing his nipples while moaning for german streamer Trymacs:
And here are some goofy Max Faces:
Accounts:
WhatsApp + Telegram number: +49 (0) 178 6415311
i downloaded every tiktok video, so no archive needed from my side.
https://www.tiktok.com/@maxartzt1 (first account inactive)
https://www.tiktok.com/@maxartzt0 (second account inactive)
https://www.tiktok.com/@maxartzt72 (third account inactive)
https://www.tiktok.com/@user3343150678119 (fourth account inactive)
https://www.tiktok.com/@max.artzt (active and recent account)
Snapchat: artztmax
Dox:
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@herefortheactualthreads my god, what a disgusting pile of lard. How did you find this guy?
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in the deep rabbit hole of tiktok abominations
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Saberspark / Stephen Carver is kind of my personal lolcow because he's a consoomer and a soy boy but he doesn't warrant an entire thread.
soy
hamster face and an artist's rendition of the soy
soy troon
soy in the con'
soy boy laughingstock
Full dox
Name: Stephen Richard Carver
DOB: October 11, 1988 (age 35)
Location: Blacksburg, Virginia, United States
Lived In Franklin TN, Woodstock GA, Holly Springs GA
Email: TheRealSaberspark@gmail.com
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/stephen-carver-b179386b/
Address: 400 Fairfax Rd APT H65, Blacksburg, VA 24060
soy
hamster face and an artist's rendition of the soy
soy troon
soy in the con'
soy boy laughingstock
Full dox
Name: Stephen Richard Carver
DOB: October 11, 1988 (age 35)
Location: Blacksburg, Virginia, United States
Lived In Franklin TN, Woodstock GA, Holly Springs GA
Email: TheRealSaberspark@gmail.com
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/stephen-carver-b179386b/
Address: 400 Fairfax Rd APT H65, Blacksburg, VA 24060
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Apologies for double posting but
soy in the ass
soybersparkcacas what is this??
brony soy
felt soy might shove a bad dragon tentacle up my butthole later
soylent walter white sissy hypnosis.
Soyberspark the last soy bender
You know what? on second thought I think I'll write a full thread for him.
soy in the ass
soybersparkcacas what is this??
brony soy
felt soy might shove a bad dragon tentacle up my butthole later
soylent walter white sissy hypnosis.
Soyberspark the last soy bender
You know what? on second thought I think I'll write a full thread for him.
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Man got so paranoid of my making him a “lolcow” behind the scenes he flipped out.
Ironic
Ironic
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A distant friend of mine, Noushintou Hoshi can exhibit pretty strange behaviors sometimes as a result of many different factors (usually Bipolar as she claims). She often apologizes for it but her recent posts despite apologizing for it is pretty disturbing to me. I fear her condition would worse and I had to distance myself from her a bit. She's kind of a lolcow but nowhere near irredeemable, it's just so much about her is so depressing. She's genuinely a good person despite who she is. Just a little immature but I really do wish the best for her and that she could stabilize and get proper medical treatment before she dies or her condition becomes harder to treat. She's an amazing artist and I don't want that to go to waste. I agreed to keep my distance from her for the time being until she gets the proper mental help which I really hope she does. Despite the few times I hated her. I truly love and admire her as a friend.
Tons of people I met on twitter usually exhibiting the same political opinions as him are my personal lolcows too. But I wouldn't call them racist for expressing their opinion on defending themselves.
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Egg McMuffin
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ANOTHER VIRGINIA LOLCOW? What's in the water up there?
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Chris put his blood in it in 2010
IMO the timing makes Chris responsible for all of clown world
DennisReynolds
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Anyone else been flooded with 1 or 2 digit sub count autists by the youtube algo? It's been a treasure trove for me, and a nice break from the MATI inducing mainstream cows and the alogged into oblivion cows.
This is one of my favorites. Upon first glance he looks like the poster child for crystal meth, but in reality he's seemingly just a chill, slow in the mind trailer dweller living his best life with his supremely mentally disabled wife and a penchant for all things Cheezit flavored,. His content mostly consists of reviewing Walmart food, his local eateries (usually paid and chaperoned by his dad), gadgets, doing redneck MacGyver repairs, and personal vlogs. He doesn't really do anything super interesting or crazy, he's not a degenerate as far as I know, and he doesn't really rage outside of the occasional troll call out and block (unless you count this video of his wife after getting shit for losing their cat), I'd say he's more of a wholesome cow. Definitely not everyones cup of tea, but there's something captivating about watching this toothless simple minded dude living in the sticks and getting fucking hyped about cheezit flavored ranch dressing and truck stop pancakes.
This is one of my favorites. Upon first glance he looks like the poster child for crystal meth, but in reality he's seemingly just a chill, slow in the mind trailer dweller living his best life with his supremely mentally disabled wife and a penchant for all things Cheezit flavored,. His content mostly consists of reviewing Walmart food, his local eateries (usually paid and chaperoned by his dad), gadgets, doing redneck MacGyver repairs, and personal vlogs. He doesn't really do anything super interesting or crazy, he's not a degenerate as far as I know, and he doesn't really rage outside of the occasional troll call out and block (unless you count this video of his wife after getting shit for losing their cat), I'd say he's more of a wholesome cow. Definitely not everyones cup of tea, but there's something captivating about watching this toothless simple minded dude living in the sticks and getting fucking hyped about cheezit flavored ranch dressing and truck stop pancakes.
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I have a lot of mini-cows in my life, probably because autism attracts autism and I'm a league of legends player. I have two sideshows for this thread however.
Clown is kind of a weird one where I can't even call him a cow more so just an odd sideshow attraction I've been made aware of and that has captivated me. Be advised that this is probably just me showing my power level here, I tend to find unhinged shit funny so this might not be all that interesting to those of you with a functioning brain.
Clown's main thing are these comics, sometimes edits of pre-existing images or rage comics or shit you'd see posted by a boomer on facebook thinking he's clever. I really can't tell if there's something to be deciphered here, I just think this is really funny because of how unhinged it is.
That's all I really have for Clown, I think there's something here, mostly I just find him funny.
Clown's main thing are these comics, sometimes edits of pre-existing images or rage comics or shit you'd see posted by a boomer on facebook thinking he's clever. I really can't tell if there's something to be deciphered here, I just think this is really funny because of how unhinged it is.
That's all I really have for Clown, I think there's something here, mostly I just find him funny.
A mediocre at best portuguese sperg with a fat/muscle fetish and a stagnant art style. I first encountered him by running into him on a discord server one of my friends invited me to. I won't reveal too much of my powerlevel, I'd prefer to stay anonymous here, but guy was a sperg, we got into an argument, I called him a mean name, he left the server and I've had a weird fixation on him ever since. I wouldn't say it's one of malice, I feel bemusement watching him from afar because he acts like your average autist on twitter with subpar art skills, always trying to get art from other autists who are slightly more talented.
His self-insert/mascot. Note that the human has the John Enter rantsona phenotype down to the letter.
His fat fetish OC. Straight from the most mediocre shit on deviant art.
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Random shit from his newgrounds that I thought were particularly major eyesores. What's strange is that Rafa does seem to have an actual talent for pixel art, granted anatomy could still use work and I'm not a pixel artist myself, but it's passing at least, doesn't look like fucking goanimate at the bare minimum.
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No shock but as a side note he's a FNF fanboy on top of all the pre-existing autism and has apparently made a mod to replace boyfriend with his weird fursona/mascot thing.
His self-insert/mascot. Note that the human has the John Enter rantsona phenotype down to the letter.
His fat fetish OC. Straight from the most mediocre shit on deviant art.
Random shit from his newgrounds that I thought were particularly major eyesores. What's strange is that Rafa does seem to have an actual talent for pixel art, granted anatomy could still use work and I'm not a pixel artist myself, but it's passing at least, doesn't look like fucking goanimate at the bare minimum.
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No shock but as a side note he's a FNF fanboy on top of all the pre-existing autism and has apparently made a mod to replace boyfriend with his weird fursona/mascot thing.
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I think I met a genuine schizo yesterday
>talking to trucker at work
>things seem to be normal, talking about anatomy
>he brings ups how planes are releasing chem trails into the sky
>says the world governments are planning on reducing the human population to 500 million because Georgian stones said so
>says we all have nanomachines in us, and that the nanomachines need heavy metals to build themselves with
>we apparently cannot get rid of the nanomachines
>the government can kill anyone they want with the nanomachines but only if they have your DNA
>apparently every doctor, EMT, and paramedic is in on this
>starts talking about ashkenazi jews
>"ashkenazi, ashkeNAZI?"
>says all ashkenazi Jews are fake Jews who descended from cannibalistic pedophilic satanists from Russia
>all vaccines are fake
>was convinced that the FBI was planning on killing him cause he “talked too much”
He also said he paid like 1000$+ to go to an event by Brighteon (a YouTube competitor) because he wanted to see the CEO to “tell him the truth”, purposely let everyone else in front of him so he could get the last word. Told the CEO right when he was about to leave “listen I gotta tell you something and it ain’t good” and the CEO just left. Which convinced him he was controlled opposition. He told me as well that he sends his brother (who is a tower climber) a bunch of links but he never opens them. “I think he just doesn’t want to know the truth“. In the end I kinda felt bad for him cause it’s clear he thought he was doing the right thing, and I don’t think he had that many people to talk to
>talking to trucker at work
>things seem to be normal, talking about anatomy
>he brings ups how planes are releasing chem trails into the sky
>says the world governments are planning on reducing the human population to 500 million because Georgian stones said so
>says we all have nanomachines in us, and that the nanomachines need heavy metals to build themselves with
>we apparently cannot get rid of the nanomachines
>the government can kill anyone they want with the nanomachines but only if they have your DNA
>apparently every doctor, EMT, and paramedic is in on this
>starts talking about ashkenazi jews
>"ashkenazi, ashkeNAZI?"
>says all ashkenazi Jews are fake Jews who descended from cannibalistic pedophilic satanists from Russia
>all vaccines are fake
>was convinced that the FBI was planning on killing him cause he “talked too much”
He also said he paid like 1000$+ to go to an event by Brighteon (a YouTube competitor) because he wanted to see the CEO to “tell him the truth”, purposely let everyone else in front of him so he could get the last word. Told the CEO right when he was about to leave “listen I gotta tell you something and it ain’t good” and the CEO just left. Which convinced him he was controlled opposition. He told me as well that he sends his brother (who is a tower climber) a bunch of links but he never opens them. “I think he just doesn’t want to know the truth
“. In the end I kinda felt bad for him cause it’s clear he thought he was doing the right thing, and I don’t think he had that many people to talk to
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I believe it, sounds about right all things considered.