African-American Appreciation Thread - Highlighting contributions from our most productive citizens

[The Taco Santo!]

U NOT UNNASTANNIN' AH KINT HAYULP DA WAY AH'M BILT UP:
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I'm heavily introverted and work with computers and am hardly a fashion icon myself but even I can understand something as simple as not teaching in a classroom while yo stank-ass lookin' like u goin' 2 da club and how that is in fact negotiable as a term of employment.

What you be sayin', I loves me some school, do I be fired just because I look like I strip immediately after school? She looks like she's blowing maintenance men for quarters when no one's looking.

 

[byron]

a Greek scholar who was deemed unacceptable in one city-state could get on a boat and fuck off to another and continue spreading their ideas.

Heterodoxy as a cultural value was a huge factor in the rise to dominance of white people.

Consider how, over the centuries, one european country after another was the main explorer or trader, then they'd just sort of give up ...and another would take their place. It was the Dutch for a while, then they quit. It was the Spanish for a while, then they quit. Then the Portuguese, then the English.

Compare that to what the Chinese did. Long before Columbus, the chinese built gigantic sailing ships. Here's a model of one, with columbus' tiny ship next to it to show the scale.



So if the chinese had that tech before anyone in europe, why aren't we all speaking chinese? Answer: because china was unified under a single emperor. So when he died and a new one came to power - one who wasn't interested in exploration, nobody got to explore.

But in europe when that happened, another country just took their place, and progress overall continued.

Of course today both whites and asians have to deal with shit like this:

tl;dr black guy robs asian lady. In the process he body slams her to the ground, breaking her neck and paralyzing her. In jail he calls his mom and says "they (the prosecutor) will try to max me out at 20 years, that's bullshit, I ain't going for it." His mom replies, "the bitch (that you paralyzed) already ran up $230k on GoFundMe; bitch better run on with her life (and not press charges).

Spoiler: he got 30 years

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

tl;dr black guy robs asian lady. In the process he body slams her to the ground, breaking her neck and paralyzing her. In jail he calls his mom and says "they (the prosecutor) will try to max me out at 20 years, that's bullshit, I ain't going for it." His mom replies, "the bitch (that you paralyzed) already ran up $230k on GoFundMe; bitch better run on with her life (and not press charges).

Spoiler: he got 30 years

As a blue-eyed (gray-eyed actually) cracka-ass rayciss-ass honkey-ass mayo monkey Neandatall bleach demon what don't even wash he chiggun, I've never been to jail but I remember Jeremy Dimwit's jail calls having an automated warning very much like this one:

I'm also under the impression that jail staff will tell you upfront that your calls will be recorded and can be used against you in court. The only way you can get confidentiality guaranteed is by having a sit-down with your lawyer. I don't know whether the facility he was in uses Global Tel Link (the Jeremy Dimwit jail telecom provider). In fact I think Harris County Sheriff's Office uses another provider called Securus. I tried looking on the garbage platform TikTok for a #PrisonWife recording of a similar warning from Securus calls but gave up after a few videos of ratchet bullshit. Anyway, here's some leaked audio of the defennint's jail communciations:

Even by nigger standards he's incredibly fucking stupid.

 

[McMitch]

So if the chinese had that tech before anyone in europe, why aren't we all speaking chinese? Answer: because china was unified under a single emperor. So when he died and a new one came to power - one who wasn't interested in exploration, nobody got to explore.

This is wrong. By the time the sixteenth century approached, China's navy had already fallen into complete disrepair. Even at their peak, they had only sailed as far as the Indian Ocean side of the Arabian Peninsula.
Compared to every other continent, Europe is resource poor. Of these resources Europe lacked were spices, which were necessary because mechanical refrigeration was two-and-a-half centuries away. Getting spices from the east was expensive, mostly because of the Muslim either taxing or raiding your trade caravans. Columbus' solution was to go around, but because navigating south of the equator hadn't been learned by Europeans yet, so he may as well go west. Columbus couldn't even get sufficient funding in his homeland, but Spain had just finished a war to kick the Muslims out of Iberia and now had the funds and hatred of Muslims to justify such an expedition. This sparked European colonization, which was a necessity because it meant Europe suddenly now had resources with which to trade with the rest of the world. China at the time didn't have to deal with any of that; many spices were Chinese or Indian any way, and they weren't subject to the same economic hardships from the Muslims that Europeans were.
All this should be a killshot to the idea that Africans and blacks in general are held back by a supposed lack of resources, but that would require the people you're arguing against to be intellectually honest.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Heterodoxy as a cultural value was a huge factor in the rise to dominance of white people.

Consider how, over the centuries, one european country after another was the main explorer or trader, then they'd just sort of give up ...and another would take their place. It was the Dutch for a while, then they quit. It was the Spanish for a while, then they quit. Then the Portuguese, then the English.

Compare that to what the Chinese did. Long before Columbus, the chinese built gigantic sailing ships. Here's a model of one, with columbus' tiny ship next to it to show the scale.

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So if the chinese had that tech before anyone in europe, why aren't we all speaking chinese? Answer: because china was unified under a single emperor. So when he died and a new one came to power - one who wasn't interested in exploration, nobody got to explore.

But in europe when that happened, another country just took their place, and progress overall continued.

Of course today both whites and asians have to deal with shit like this:

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tl;dr black guy robs asian lady. In the process he body slams her to the ground, breaking her neck and paralyzing her. In jail he calls his mom and says "they (the prosecutor) will try to max me out at 20 years, that's bullshit, I ain't going for it." His mom replies, "the bitch (that you paralyzed) already ran up $230k on GoFundMe; bitch better run on with her life (and not press charges).

Spoiler: he got 30 years

The fact his Mom is angry at the woman he PARALYZED and thinks her nigger faggot son is the victim. I'm so pissed it's unreal.

 

[geckogoy]

Compare that to what the Chinese did. Long before Columbus, the chinese built gigantic sailing ships. Here's a model of one, with columbus' tiny ship next to it to show the scale.

I had heard they had done long range exploration before but to be honest I'm not convinced thats seaworthy

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

I had heard they had done long range exploration before but to be honest I'm not convinced thats seaworthy

I don't know a ton about what is or isn't seaworthy but all I can add is that, assuming that's supposed to be Zheng He's famous treasure ship, the real size may have been substantially smaller

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Exactly what is the point that you're making? That I'm intelligently inferior to you because of my race?

How long did you simp for Hillary Clinton again?

 

[Rendang]

I've noticed that most African-Americans don't have any cats; they seem to stereotypically like dogs. This is odd, as most urban populations prefer cats over dogs.

I suspect it's related to their cultural distain for authority. Their subconscious is so weary of all commands, that a cat is simply too rebellious (or independent) for them to enjoy.

Rather than owning a cat, Urban AAs would rather be the boss of an animal, but this is more than they can chew, to their own (or animals) detriment (pitbull inbreeding & abuse).

It's tragic, a cat could be a great companion for a single child to have, teaching them responsibility and trust between individuals; something that is crucially lacking within the household.

 

[The Last Stand]

I've noticed that most African-Americans don't have any cats; they seem to stereotypically like dogs. This is odd, as most urban populations prefer cats over dogs.

A dog is loyal. A dog can fight. A dog can be vicious and intimidating. Think cockfighting: an illegal sport that involves having animals maul each other for sport. Now, when you put two and two together with urban culture... it makes sense.

Let me go @Jonah Hill poster here about AA rap music:

I love B.G. Knocc Out as a rap artist from the 90s. Very underrated and underground with his rhyming style and funk sampling famous from the West Coast rap subgenre.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

It's tragic, a cat could be a great companion for a single child to have, teaching them responsibility and trust between individuals; something that is crucially lacking within the household.

Cat will start mothering the child, and Crackesha can not have this

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

I suspect it's related to their cultural distain for authority. Their subconscious is so weary of all commands, that a cat is simply too rebellious (or independent) for them to enjoy.

You're close but approaching it from the wrong angle. The typical negro hates being commanded but they love being the ones in command. The problem is that they routinely fuck up their lives in every way you can imagine that doesn't require having advanced reading skills and are therefore heavily concentrated at the very bottom of society, a place where no one has any power or authority, and the only way they can get that feeling of elation from exercising power over another is by having children, going to businesses and treating the staff like the slaves they themselves descended from, and by getting dogs, animals who are bred to obey commands. It's hecking validating for them, and they get a sort of pleasure from it not dissimilar to when a tranny walks into a women's restroom and sees all the women forcing themselves not to scream at the sight of him.

Cats do not obey commands. Every cat owner knows that cats recognize their own names and can read human body language reasonably well, but unlike a dog, they don't think "I'd better go see what massa wants!" and come running when you call their name, and patting your lap will get you nowhere unless the cat is in the mood for a snuggle session. Cats will not fight for massa in an arena, and massa will be on his own if another negro forces his way into the section 8 hovel he's living in. Negroes can't bear this level of disrespek' from what they wrongly consider to be a lower form of life.

Sorry to ramble.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

Cats do not obey commands. Every cat owner knows that cats recognize their own names and can read human body language reasonably well, but unlike a dog, they don't think "I'd better go see what massa wants!" and come running when you call their name, and patting your lap will get you nowhere unless the cat is in the mood for a snuggle session. Cats will not fight for massa in an area, and massa will be on his own if another nero forces his way into the section 8 hovel he's living in. Negroes can't bear this level of disrespek' from what they wrongly consider to be a lower form of life.

Groids need to be careful about what sort of dog they get though

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Cats do not obey commands.

Slight PL/OT but cats can follow commands. Clicker training works wonders. Mine can give paws, stand on their hind legs, meow on command, high five me, go to a pointed location and I'm currently teaching one of those rascals to walk on his hind legs.
But they have to be in the mood for that.

 

[Belisarius Cawl]

I'm lucky if my dogs feel like not shitting indoors

 

[Stasi]

Where I live we have these rental e-bikes where you can use an app to rent the bike. If you manage to somehow ride the bike without paying it will make a loud mechanical racket (think because of the locking mechanism trying and failing to stop the bike from going) but also a loud chirp alarm every couple of seconds.

Last couple of days while out for a run I saw two different black people riding these bikes with the chirp alarm going full blast, a Shanequah a couple of days ago and a Tyrone yesterday.

It was like the stolen bike meme and fire alarm chirp meme rolled into one, I almost fucking died of laughter.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

You're close but approaching it from the wrong angle. The typical negro hates being commanded but they love being the ones in command. The problem is that they routinely fuck up their lives in every way you can imagine that doesn't require having advanced reading skills and are therefore heavily concentrated at the very bottom of society, a place where no one has any power or authority, and the only way they can get that feeling of elation from exercising power over another is by having children, going to businesses and treating the staff like the slaves they themselves descended from, and by getting dogs, animals who are bred to obey commands. It's hecking validating for them, and they get a sort of pleasure from it not dissimilar to when a tranny walks into a women's restroom and sees all the women forcing themselves not to scream at the sight of him.

Cats do not obey commands. Every cat owner knows that cats recognize their own names and can read human body language reasonably well, but unlike a dog, they don't think "I'd better go see what massa wants!" and come running when you call their name, and patting your lap will get you nowhere unless the cat is in the mood for a snuggle session. Cats will not fight for massa in an arena, and massa will be on his own if another negro forces his way into the section 8 hovel he's living in. Negroes can't bear this level of disrespek' from what they wrongly consider to be a lower form of life.

Sorry to ramble.

cats WILL protect their owner, they WILL come to snuggle or lay beside you and they WILL check on you if you're calling for them- but it's not training, it's done out of love for the owner, because the owner is not a master but rather a family member, when you live with a cat it's more akin to living with a sibling than with a slave, if you wanna make the human comparison
they're very much like people in that sense, they have very varied personalities and do things for you because they care

that's why they don't appeal to people who cannot love or get others to love them, those same people's children don't love or respect them either, that's why only fear and a beating works and getting them to obay, your stern voice, your command, your advice or your love means nothing when they're worth nothing

 

[STARS158]

God damn

 

[anklyscr]

God damn

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Very enriched. Bet the local population love the new cuisine they’re being introduced to.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

introduced to

bullshit, the local population was already damn well familiar with it, it's just that they knew it back when it was alive as a companion
once again negroes are slow on the uptake