Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[dramamine]

Gender relayshuns rant with Albertson's fizzy water drink combos.

everclear to wash away the horrific memories of last week i see
that shit is literal poison

 

[Molly Millions]

Holy fuck this song is fire

Toxic Love

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Holy fuck this song is fire

This rockstar wants to make a difference. Fuck mass shootings, doodt.

 

[Shinkai]

everclear to wash away the horrific memories of last week i see
that shit is literal poison

Legit the saddest I've ever felt for the boy watching him sitting there silent listening to the toxic love song... Goddamn even the half lit spark he had at the last lair has gone

 

[Devil Wears Prada]

"You really hit your stride in your 30s son"

 

[ASeabear8952]

Nah he won't do it. He sticks close to TOS these days.

Plus he literally said last night that he won’t talk about it.

I want Josh to do an open mic night with his jokes so fucking bad. Why don't the glass tappers do anything cool like taking him to an open mic night and signing him up? I'd kill to see him do his Wyoming jokes and Gothic Dangerfield routine in front of a crowd.

"What's the deal with decorative towels? Have you seen this? Have you seen this?"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m telling you there are people out there that would find his Shon and Saunders routine hilarious if we’re any indication. I think he could make some money if he took his act out there.

 

[Molly Millions]

Legit the saddest I've ever felt for the boy watching him sitting there silent listening to the toxic love song... Goddamn even the half lit spark he had at the last lair has gone

I feel like this is the beginning of a long road to Cobra learning that some trolls have vaginas

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"You really hit your stride in your 30s son"

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The "men peak in their 30's" cope hits even harder when it comes from someone who's aged as poorly as Cobes.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

I want to see the day some rap producer turns Cobes into character on music videos. Boy could use golden grill.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I was wondering when he'd finally try the Taco Bowel cantina menu.

 

[Racist Parrot]

You could say he doubled down on being with the boghag.

 

[Xenomorph]

First they took the double down, then they took the double barrel. Oh the inhumanity.

I thought Clunt fucking took that shitty shotgun away when he was hammered on Porkney's stream loading and dropping the shells.
Clit is hoping ole waterhead domes himself out and ends this madness.
I honestly would be terrified knowing my mentally challenged, angry and perpetually inebriated neighbor likes to shuffle around with a loaded shotgun at all hours of the night.

 

[anliteralidiot]

You could say he doubled down on being with the boghag.

He doubled down on dumping her, because she doubled down on being a manipulative cunt, who needs to go to a group home.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Can I room with you? I'll bring crayons.

oh man I love snacks

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

You could say he doubled down on being with the boghag.

He doubled down on taking the double chin into his double wide and ended up in double trouble with his double barrel.

 

[Xenomorph]

I was just wondering, does Josh always do some really off-the-wall dumb shit when Nips is out of the country?
Something tells me when Daddy is away overseas, Jersh acts out worse than he usually does.

 

[Chernabog3000]

I honestly would be terrified knowing my mentally challenged, angry and perpetually inebriated neighbor likes to shuffle around with a loaded shotgun at all hours of the night.

Cobes isn't like an outlier here though. It's Wyoming. Drunken angry retards walk around town open carrying during the daylight. Everybody got guns there. Fuck everywhere there poor retarded drunk folk there's gonna be poor retarded drunk folk with guns. Especially in places like Wyoming. Even in them blue motherfuckers you go down to them rural farm towns and every fucking jackass who shouldn't have a gun is drunk and holding one. Don't make it right for sure but like it is a right that them states selfom infringe upon. Obviously you shouldn't be handling guns drunk but also like its Wyoming. That's how most people are handling there guns. Wyoming for real though like the wild wasteland perk in fallout my guy. Cobes is tame in comparison for real as crazy as that sounds.

Fuck tho my point I guess is if this is something that genuinely terrifies you, you should get to know your neighbors. Cause there's a good chance one of em doing the same shit cobes does cept they actually can afford ammunition there dad's don't take from them.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

He doubled down on dumping her, because she doubled down on being a manipulative cunt, who needs to go to a group home.

This is something that regularly needs to be stated far more. These kinds of people with these personalities will bring them down the more they try pulling this “I can fix her” routine, and not even therapy will be enough to save them.

 

[bookers]

I was wondering when he'd finally try the Taco Bowel cantina menu.

hes making sex sounds with that burrito

 

[Hennimore]

DRINKING AND DYING ALONE IN YOUR ONE HORSE TOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNNN