Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack refused to call Jamaicans black because Jamaica isn't part of Africa. When someone in chat brings up the slave trade that brought Africans to Jamaica, Jack asks for proof of the slave trade "Did you see it? Were you on the boat?"

Every time I think he can't get more retarded... he gets more retarded.

It's incredible how fucking stupid he is. You can't even blame the strokes. He wrote on his blog back in 2007-8 that to deal with immigration a huge wall be built at the Mexican AND Canadian border with 1 single opening at each bordering state to allow only legals to go through. He was like 41 when he posted this and was so smug about it as if he was the only one with common sense about the issue. He can't comprehend anything more than his own surrounding environment. He frequently says stuff like ' don't know a single person who will vote for Kamala so if Trump loses I guarantee the election was stolen'.

And again, more retarding from him.

Our border with Canada is like 5000 miles long, How does he propose they build a wall across the entire length, including the lakes, rivers and other natural barriers. Then understand that most of the illegals in this country came over on valid visas and just overstayed.

But then nobody ever claimed he was a deep thinker. Or much of a thinker.

 

[Marc]

He can't comprehend anything more than his own surrounding environment.

Jack can't even read the room when Tammy has pushed his wheelchair up against a restaurant table to film him disgusting everyone around him trying to eat while he gurgles, sharts, and strains to lick the scrotum of the food he has aimed for his "carnivore" pie hole. Even when actively being a fraud, you can see him losing perspective as a consequence of immediately beginning to believe whatever whopper of a claim he just pulled out of his asshole. How much can one trust a man who refuses to perceive himself accurately to appraise or navigate his surrounding environment?

Those perpetually toilet sweat-soaked shirts and Little Rascals hats Jack insists on wearing to church should both be printed with the disclaimer "Dumber Than You Think."

 

[Aeritalia F-104S-ASA]

dumb dumb is live again with his butt buddy. (not worth watching)

My new favorite Jack face

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

My new favorite Jack face

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Thank the LORD for saving this man from his strokes. Lol
the cropped “F” is killing me
I want this to be the imagine for “press F in chat”

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack refused to call Jamaicans black because Jamaica isn't part of Africa. When someone in chat brings up the slave trade that brought Africans to Jamaica, Jack asks for proof of the slave trade "Did you see it? Were you on the boat?"

...what, wait?
Can we put Jack Scalfatty on a boat and send him back to fucking Italy? Does Italy even want him? They'd burn him alive for his culinary atrocities committed against their national food.
That might be a good thing.

My new favorite Jack face

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He looks like a blowfish with down syndrome.
Stroke, when? Now, please. Twice.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

dumb dumb is live again with his butt buddy. (not worth watching)

Jack is such an asshole. He needs multiple tries to pronounce elegy and thinks the R in memoir is silent, then snarks about how one of the chatters had invented the word Ohioans because Jack had never heard it.

 

[Bassomatic]

I know going back a bit but Jack is so fat eating 7+ meals a day. But how can't he say or know brunch?

 

[AnOminous]

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Jack continues to be firmly anti-small business and a cheapskate when it comes to fud. Oh btw the scone was clearly for Tammy!

How is it fucking robbery? God I hate this fat brain-damaged strokefaced idiot so much. If you don't think it's worth what they're charging then don't fucking buy it you goddamn retard.

Bingo

Jack wants it cheap and he wants a lot of it

The exact thing that drives the meat processing industry.

This worthless tub of shit will glady pay $10 for a pig trough of absolute garbage and then say "MEAT GUUD."

But somehow $4 for something of actual quality gets him to start hog squealing.

Fucking die, Jack!

The next (and I hope last) stroke can't come soon enough.

Jack is such an asshole. He needs multiple tries to pronounce elegy and thinks the R in memoir is silent, the snarks about how one of the chatters had invented the word Ohioans because Jack had never heard it.

He's so brain-damaged he literally can't even keep more than one eye open at a time. The closed eye is probably connected to the utterly obliterated hemisphere of the brain that is usually connected to that eye.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I don't have work tomorrow so I listened to today's F as in Frank episode like a moron. I have a severe case of brain rot and I need to shed some of the bullshit I heard. So anyways, lots of spergery ahead.

• Jack starts by sperging again about how Kamala has lidurly never accomplished anything in her or her current time as a VP. I mean what does he expect the vice president to do? For the most part, it's a do-nothing gig.
• Both Jack and Jimmy are confident that Trump is going to destroy Kamala in the debate. Jimmy is especially confident that "she can't debate at all".
• Jack lies that he has not eaten anything all day at 1:30 PM in the afternoon after bitching about scones in the morning.
• Despite constant complaints about Disney's agenda, Jack is a proud Disney+ member
• Jack spergs at length about Dallas Cowboys QB Dak Prescott for being overrated and overpaid. He really goes in on him and says Prescott can’t have kids because “he can’t finish”
• Again says Democrats stole 2020 election. He then says democrats won’t succeed in doing so this time because according to a friend of his this election is “too big to rig”
• Jack’s response to someone mentioning that Tenet Media was funded by Russia: He makes flat angy face and says “So Russia was paying them to be pro-trump? So? I will do that for free. I’ll do it for a dollar”
• Other countries around the world are “chanting for trump” according to Jack.
• Jack offers to be the mediator between Putin and Zelensky and help them figure out why they are fighting.
• Jack claims Kamala was “half indian, half white” and was making up her black ancestry. When Jimmy tells him she has a parent from Jamaica Jack immediately goes “Jamaica is NOT Black!”
  • “We never called Jamaicans black until Kamala Harris”
  • Some asks what skin color Jamaicans are. Jagoff: "Ahh tan! I don’t know!”
  • Demands proof that black people were brought to Jamaica from Africa.
  • “Bob Marley was not black, was he? He was Tan!” - Unreal Stroke energy. Even Jimmy is shaking his head at the fat stroked out retard.
• After sperging nonstop about politics for like 30 minutes Jagoff doesn’t know what Benghazi is and says “Politically, I’m an idiot. Sorry!”
• Jack claims Melania dragged Trump back into religion because she is “very religious”..
• Jagoff and Jimmy are both butthurt when someone informs them that Trump also panders to voters and point out his bible sales and trying to act like a pious man. Jack’s response to trump selling bibles “That is not pandering, that is a bookseller!”
• Jack says he is so fair that he “practices telling people he was wrong”
• Once again he claims Biden has already been killed by Democratic party leadership and then 30 seconds later he utters “I don’t even know why Biden isn’t behind bars yet!”
  • At this point Jack is seething so hard he has to consciously swallow every few minutes to prevent bile from backing into his windpipe
• Back to Kamala’s background and Jack's stroke brain energy skyrockets to the max. Even Jimmy pushes back against Jack’s retarded statements.
  • Jack asks Jimmy whether he would refer to a Jamaican guy who walked into the bar as a black guy. Jimmy says yes and Jack is incredulous
  • Jack then asks him if a muslim black guy walks into a bar would Jimmy call him a black guy. Jimmy once again says yes. Jack is stunned and utters “Really? You don’t just say a muslim?”
  • In an attempt to prove Jimmy wrong Jack resets and gives another example to prove his point. This time he uses himself and says if he went into a bar and robbed it everyone who witnessed it would say “A fat, bald white guy robbed it” and nobody would say the robber was “10% baltic, 10% black...” and they would call him like they saw him. Jimmy responds to this by saying “Exactly!” and Jack does not realize he made Jimmy’s argument for him.
  • In Jack’s world all Jamaicans walk around with dreads, wearing rasta hats and speaking loudly like caricatures. Jimmy points out that if he saw a Jamaican guy who was dressed normally and hadn’t heard him talk yet he would naturally assume it was some black guy. This annoys Jack because he accuses Jimmy of trying to make “1 in a million conditions” just to prove his point.
  • Jack then makes the same argument using Australians as an example. However for some reason Jack is finally convinced he is wrong when Jimmy points out that if he saw Australian white guys on TV and the volume was muted Jack would not be able to tell whether the white guys were from Australia or the US. This is what it took for Jack to finally understand he was wrong.
  • Jack, now defeated, tries to act like a good sport but still sounds like a butthurt Jackass as he sings “We Are The Champions” to Jimmy to acknowledge his win.
• Jack says Kamala is quoting “Marxism's ideas” and foretells of a completely communist US in the future. Jimmy chimes in that if Kamala wins we will have world war III
• Jack seethes about Walz putting tampons in the boy’s bathroom. He then follows with “Guys, that’s like selling condoms in the women’s bathroom!”
• Jack and Jimmy ask a guy what he doesn’t like about project 2025. When he responds with his thoughts Jack freaks out because he doesn’t know what the word “Myopic” means and rather than address his arguments says Democrats “do all that bad stuff already!”
• Spends the last few minutes talking about how people really need to work on their "logic". "1+1=2 , guyzzz"

tl:dr version: Jack is an immense retard and a huge piece of shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

At one point early on in the stream, a bunch of noise comes on from Jack’s end. Jimmy lets him know that it sounds like he’s streaming from the shower. Jack insists it couldn’t possibly be coming from him, and instead turns on Jimmy. “I think it’s YOU!” This dipshit was legit personally offended by a simple statement of fact. (Evidence that Jack might have 10% African DNA but he’s 100% nigger, finding “disrespect” everywhere he goes.)

When Jack finally realizes the noise indeed was coming from his end, he doesn’t show any humility whatsoever. This is a guy who has issues with every piece of tech he ever uses, yet started a tech podcast because he believes himself to be a guru.

Fuck this guy.

 

[The Stranger]

My new favorite Jack face

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I am not a violent person but this face just makes me want to club him over the head like a baby seal

 

[Marc]

I am not a violent person but this face just makes me want to club him over the head like a baby seal

Even moreso than this one?

I know going back a bit but Jack is so fat eating 7+ meals a day. But how can't he say or know brunch?

He's reviewed several brunches over the years. It's just that Jack has his own pet words for each of his twelve square meals:

 

[ddlloo]

I had to NOPE out when jack got corrected by his phone AI (the 10th time that stream he used it) that jamaicans are in fact descended from sub saharan africans. "haha I guess I'm wrong then, it's only the millionth time".

That entire segment blew my fucking mind. I know he's a literal mongoloid, but that was too much.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack is what the typical Thunderdomer is going to be in 10 years, except Jack actually has somehow found a wife.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

My new favorite Jack face

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The Fremen just breached the Shield Wall

 

[Falcon Sebben]

thinks the R in memoir is silent

Maybe he thinks it's due to it being a French loan word and the French don't pronounce it?

Yeah I'm reaching here because I have a hard time believing anybody could be this terminally stupid in today's day and age.

tl:dr version: Jack is an immense retard and a huge piece of shit.

Sweet GodBearJesus how anybody can be this misinformed about EVERYTHING is staggering. And sure some of it can be based on the strokebrain but most of it is 100% on Fatty being a fucking retard.

The Fremen just breached the Shield Wall

The Baron wasn't as fat as Fatty is.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The Baron wasn't as fat as Fatty is.

Imagine the suspenders grinding and belching black smoke in front of the Emperor as he tries to move.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hacker Jack announced on “F as in Frank” that he’s definitely getting the new iPhone. I guess he needs all that computing power to Xitter, FB and play Candy Crush. Pearls before swine.

 

[Guntanator]

Since it was mentioned, I had been reading through one of his old blogs the other day. He was obsessed with waterproof tvs since 2007 it would appear.
He also had this post about the iPhone 3g and people camping for it. It's interesting to see what the brain will hold on to. He just repeats the same shit like a broken record.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

his old blogs

I don’t know why, but this first paragraph had me cracking up just imagining this fat-tongued imbecile losing his shit screaming about “sparks flying and a big explosion.” It’s like reading the diary of a 5 year old, but dumber.



What does he mean by that last sentence? Maybe it’s a good sign that I can’t decipher this shithead’s thoughts.