Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

After the better part of a week, Piggletits has finally issued an official statement regarding the Mullen restraining order document drop:

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I need Rick to elaborate. What part was mistranscribed? Was it a stlaker child who falsified the document? Is the stenographer going to enjoy prison? This line of thinking is fucking nuts. Also, Rick is fat, gay, and has giant man tits.

 

[Louis Beans]

From brotherman Mike on Tweeter a look at how someone Pat thinks is beneath him is doing now:
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I bet every night he cries himself to sleep because he can't be as succesful as the six figure six hundred elbees author Rick.

God, this plump retard deserves all of the trolling and more.

 

[skol]

Rick took the blue pill when Morpheus asked. Now, Agent Smith personally replaces every bad scene to a positive one after a Deja vu moment.
That’s why Patty denies reality. For you and any other bystander he might be a talentless looser asshole (with bitch tits). In his perspective he’s a successful, manly gigachad author with respectable opinions.

 

[Red Frida]

I need Rick to elaborate. What part was mistranscribed? Was it a stlaker child who falsified the document? Is the stenographer going to enjoy prison? This line of thinking is fucking nuts. Also, Rick is fat, gay, and has giant man tits.

The important thing is that the TRO was granted and Rick didn't waste the court's time. He doesn't have time for your petty questions about what exactly was wrong with the transcript, he is busy putting Flavia to work for him in Somerville cleaning toilets. Wait for the knock.

 

[Immortal Technique Vol.2]

The dark age is when Pat moves in front of the sun, blocking it with his massive girth, plunging the earth into darkness.

It was why Rick was riding Biden's geriatric dick so hard. He saw an opportunity.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Imagining Rick communicating with Sojourner representatives, playing up how scared he is for his (and poor innocent Nikki's!) safety being threatened by the white supremacist cyber terrorist Dan Mullen, has pulverized my ribs into a fine powder.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Imagining Rick communicating with Sojourner representatives, playing up how scared he is for his (and poor innocent Nikki's!) safety being threatened by the white supremacist cyber terrorist Dan Mullen, has pulverized my ribs into a fine powder.

I like to imagine that they wouldn’t talk to Rick because even though he’s obviously a lesbian they would know he’s not a woman. And so he was telling Nikki everything and she had to relay it over speakerphone - not only as bad as it is but through a literal game of telephone.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a fail duck. Instead of some nice fat, you get a roasting pans worth of boogie juice. There's only one way to make goose and that's the Chinese way.

I've heard it's possible for goose to be good but what a nightmare to do anything with it. I've also never had it good. It's just generally sucked. It's just a giant pain in the ass like the filthy bird childs when they're alive.

The French and Chinese really have a handle on duck, though. Duck a l'orange and cassoulet au confit de canard are God-tier. The single best meal I ever had was the cassoulet. It was at a dinner party and the chef (a friend of a friend) had personally made every single ingredient, including the actual canonical beans I forget the name of, as well as poaching the duck legs in duck fat he had personally rendered, and the whole process had taken several days.

Colonial style roast duck is also pretty good, that is, duck roasted in the style common when America was still a colony of England.

And Peking-style duck can also be really good, or really terrible depending on where you get it. Don't get that from your standard Americhink strip mall takeout things, but from somewhere you actually sit down at tables.

I vaguely recall Pat mentioning that service work is beneath him.

Nothing is beneath this worthless fucking pig. Anyone who pushes a broom is a worthier and better person than Rick.

Any broom-pusher is contributing to society in a measurable way. Things are cleaner. Places look better. And they're getting paid too little for that.

Rick is just a fat bloodsucking bloated tick who provides nothing of value, and crushing him and splattering the blood he's sucked over the sidewalk would improve the world.

Patrick has some insane mental illness to keep making these leaps of logic.

Rick can't leap. He's too fat.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I vaguely recall Pat mentioning that service work is beneath him.

He bragged about quitting Target halfway through his first shift because it was beneath him (his actual phrase).

Nothing is beneath this worthless fucking pig. Anyone who pushes a broom is a worthier and better person than Rick.

Fuck yes.

I’m here to laugh, but his Target arc genuinely enraged me.

Have I taken service jobs? Yes. Did they meet all my intellectual and emotional needs? No. Did they pay me money I needed? Yes. Did I get anything else out of it? Hell yes. They engaged my brain, as I had to learn new systems, deal with people skilfully, take responsibility, and get things done. I wanted to do them well because I don’t like failing, I was paid to do them to a certain standard, and there were other people relying on me. The basic work skills I developed in those starter jobs were truly valuable once I started my proper grown-up career. Helping another person (paid or unpaid) is never beneath me.

But this arrogant fucking retard flounces out of Target before his first shift ended because he’s too good for it, thus shafting his fellow employees, his employer, and even himself. He spurned the opportunity to learn and grow from experience and other people, like the true lolcow he is.

Don’t bother reacting, I got you covered fren.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

But this arrogant fucking retard flounces out of Target before his first shift ended because he’s too good for it, thus shafting his fellow employees, his employer, and even himself. He spurned the opportunity to learn and grow from experience and other people, like the true lolcow he is.

Yeah he “flounced out” after trying to molest someone in the handicrapper or something and getting fired. 90% of the lies Rick makes up are to convince himself he’s not a piece of shit.

I seriously doubt he did the “leave at break and never return” - even from targay it would be too cool for Rick to have done.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He bragged about quitting Target halfway through his first shift because it was beneath him (his actual phrase).



Fuck yes.

I’m here to laugh, but his Target arc genuinely enraged me.

Have I taken service jobs? Yes. Did they meet all my intellectual and emotional needs? No. Did they pay me money I needed? Yes. Did I get anything else out of it? Hell yes. They engaged my brain, as I had to learn new systems, deal with people skilfully, take responsibility, and get things done. I wanted to do them well because I don’t like failing, I was paid to do them to a certain standard, and there were other people relying on me. The basic work skills I developed in those starter jobs were truly valuable once I started my proper grown-up career. Helping another person (paid or unpaid) is never beneath me.

But this arrogant fucking retard flounces out of Target before his first shift ended because he’s too good for it, thus shafting his fellow employees, his employer, and even himself. He spurned the opportunity to learn and grow from experience and other people, like the true lolcow he is.

Don’t bother reacting, I got you covered fren.

His inability to work at Target is why he is unemployed and in massive amounts of debt

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

But this arrogant fucking retard flounces out of Target before his first shift ended because he’s too good for it

Do you figure it was something as simple as being told an old adage of service like "the customer is always right"? Because that definitely conflicts with his ego. Other people are not always right, only Patrick S Tomlinson is always right. it's one of his curses or whatever the fuck pompous shit he said there's at least four tweets where he's said it.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Do you figure it was something as simple as being told an old adage of service like "the customer is always right"? Because that definitely conflicts with his ego. Other people are not always right, only Patrick S Tomlinson is always right. it's one of his curses or whatever the fuck pompous shit he said there's at least four tweets where he's said it.

It could have been anything, but it would have involved being corrected, possibly by an older woman. If a woman knows it, it’s not worth knowing. And if a man knows it, it’s wrong if it in any way conflicts with his opinions.

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

From brotherman Mike on Tweeter a look at how someone Pat thinks is beneath him is doing now:

Did anyone else notice in Rick's response to Keene that he whined about Keene's "petty schoolyard taunts" about Rick's book sales? I immediately thought of Rick shitting on this guy for being a waiter. Awesome to read that he's doing so well.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Do you figure it was something as simple as being told an old adage of service like "the customer is always right"? Because that definitely conflicts with his ego. Other people are not always right, only Patrick S Tomlinson is always right. it's one of his curses or whatever the fuck pompous shit he said there's at least four tweets where he's said it.

I actually doubt it was with a customer; Rick is too chickenshit to actually get in a major confrontation with someone for someone else's money. Almost certainly it was with his supervisor somehow.

 

[AnOminous]

Did anyone else notice in Rick's response to Keene that he whined about Keene's "petty schoolyard taunts" about Rick's book sales? I immediately thought of Rick shitting on this guy for being a waiter. Awesome to read that he's doing so well.

Rick is a piece of shit and much like with most cows, any insult he ever uses applies to himself, but moreso. In the sektur, it's called the Ethan Ralph Rule.

I actually doubt it was with a customer; Rick is too chickenshit to actually get in a major confrontation with someone for someone else's money. Almost certainly it was with his supervisor somehow.

Considering it's Rick, it's more like he fagged it up, went home, cried, then posted something angry on the Internet.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

My theory is that he got to work, was told something that rustled his jimmies ("hey man you can't just eat everyone else's lunches out of the break room fridge"), he seethed internally, and just went home.

 

[Maude Snew]

"hey man you can't just eat everyone else's lunches out of the break room fridge"

Wrong as always, stalker child, can and have. If you are hungry I can spoon feed you your own teeth.

Then he waddled away.

 

[bile demon]

I've heard it's possible for goose to be good

https://czechgastronomy.com/st-martin-goose/

Enjoy Saint Martin's day, feaster.

 

[AltisticRight]

It was why Rick was riding Biden's geriatric dick so hard. He saw an opportunity.

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Is this real? It reads and sounds as retarded as those Chinese patents stopping the Earth's rotation or some bullshit.