Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I think it's approaching Emperor's New Clothes territory.

This is the go to site for keeping up with these freaks, and yeah you can watch YouTube videos and maybe use a Reddit - but none are as quick, as comprehensive or as easy. Everyone who talks about this comes and gets their information from here - they are simply scared to admit it at the moment.

I registered here just for the Nick lolcow thread.

My previous exposure to Kiwi Farms was via Twitter about "Tranny being stalked by internet bullies nad doxed by KF" and while I did not care enough about the topic to investigate it properly, it did in actuality predispose me towards believing negative narratives about the site.

Only after properly catching up with that topic did I realize that I was fed a bunch of dogshit by the media.

[EDIT] Fixed tense.

 

[CYBER VERMIN!!]

I think all none insane people will have this day when they wake up and hear something so fucking retarded they just can't take it anymore...

Not only do they have to not be insane, but they have to actually be bothered to care. Apathy is the dominant attitude and it takes a lot to change that.

 

[Kulee Baba]

That Ana would actually say Kiwifarms is a big boost to this site being mainstream.

Thank you Nick for wishing Null a million dollars. It’s more of a reality than ever. Couldn’t have done it without you buddy!

 

[Laughing Putin]

The really telling thing about Ana's liberation arc, and she admitted it herself, is that the more honest and open she is about her true thoughts, the less she is cut out for the world of partisan politics.

 

[Buddhabouya]

Funny how she has more balls than 95% of all these youtubers who make money off using KF as a source

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

TYT planted coke in Nick's bedroom

 

[Pelican Bones]

But does Ana know how to successfully place an order at Denny's?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Thanks @elb for clip. Also love you, Ana.
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I knew she would slowly turn into /ourgirl someday.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I knew she would slowly turn into /ourgirl someday.

And so beings the our-ex-wife Kayla arc

RIP crackwhore

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Nick's briefs appear now online.
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They were filed on time:
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Brief up, if anyone feels like doing something besides simping.

 

[Swole McPole]

TYT planted coke in Nick's bedroom

In before Cenk dons the balldo and joins the polycule.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

All it took was Ana being called a bleeder, breeder and a chest feeder for her to come to her senses.

Dude, she’s still an Armenian on a show called The Young Turks, who sits next to a fat, sweaty Turk all day.

The things that moisten her meatwallet must be beyond cenobite tier

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That's the one that I hope we eventually get and hopefully it would be better than Mad Black Atheist's take. I'd want Ron to call Nick a cuck but if he was nice and came at it from a sympathetic angle of addiction is an illness then it would probably make Rekieta seethe for 24 hours straight on twitter/x.

I'll never be a fan of Ron Toye, but fair is fair...

There is irrefutable evidence Nick is a cuck, and only Nick's word that Ron is one.

Ron wins on this one.

I would sooner trust Ron's legal analysis than Nick's, and Ron is a mortgage loan officer.

Also Ron strikes me as the type of guy that would do the sympathetic approach that you mentioned, but also to rub salt in the wound, say that he has a number of book recommendations that helped him, and that he'd be happy to send Nick to get him on the road to recovery.

And finally, "SMILIE FACE. "

For a lot of 4+ year former fans, this would be very funny. I am sure Ron would relish the opportunity, but I am not sure that he and Monica want to stoke the dying embers of a fued that terrorised their loved for 3 years.

A whole helluva lot of ‘em. They all watch, & the SkellyWiggler has no idea of just who is reading his thread, nor in what number. Must be disconcerting that his cuckoldry is witnessed by so many. Some are celebrities of various caliber. Some are just everyday guys & gals. Some fat, like Juju the Cow. Some could even be from his own town.

To be a uniting focal point that the Internet laughs about, must be an experience like no other. Must feel like a thousand eyes on him all at once, some days. But Cuck Rekieta keeps balldo-ing on, along his path, one line after another & one lie on top of the last.

Hey Nick, looks like all that bullshit PR scheming you did was a failure. Even the Young Turks know. Do you understand how fucking big they are? Far bigger than Karen from the local affilate. Ana knows you're a faggot.

Everyone knows your a balldo'd cuck

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nick is finding out that all those people he punched down on are now able to clown him. He never put any effort into forging any kind of relarionships; all his connections were transactional. This is why there are no real pro-Balldo streamers running narratives.

Nick was short-sighted enough to think that he could shit on people with no regard to consequences for his future actions. He pissed off as many people as he could, and never thought that anyone could come at him

 

[Botchy Galoop]

> Pop into the rackets thread to see if there's any news
> Find out Ana Kasparian is a farmer
This truly is the weirdest fucking timeline.

Ana is human then?
The Farms has always been a combination of encyclopedic facts and archives, gossip, speculation and opinion. The freedom to contend with each other (without being shunned from this little corner of the Internet or from irl) is KF's greatest value and charm.
Like children before helicopter parenting became a thing; we are given the freedom play here together without the constant intervention of the Big People in the Room. The invitation to "LURK MOAR, NIGGER" is both a welcome and a warning. Play with us here. Find your thread. Find your entertainment. Find your people here. It's not that scary. (though the thought that KF could be going mainstream makes me cringe. We already have enough reddit fags here)

Funny how she has more balls than 95% of all these youtubers who make money off using KF as a source

Ana still retains the privilege of her position in the progressive stack. She can afford to speak of us as a "source." It's not like she is citing KF's in some hard-hitting political expose. She is here keke-ing with the rest of us spergs. The tragi-comedy of Man's hubris has been a compelling tale since forever. Today, Ana reads us for the gossip and as a guilty pleasure. Maybe tomorrow, she will find something here that appeals to her journalistic side...

 

[Melty Butter]

How many other mid tier e-celebrities are secretly watching and enjoying balldo boy set fire to his entire life?
Nick's self-inflicted implosion is a uniting force on the internet.

Funny how she has more balls than 95% of all these youtubers who make money off using KF as a source

Meme Copium, Sean, and Kino Casino are the three who actively cite KF as their source. Nate the Lawyer, Legal Mindset, and TUG are lurkers (it's obvious) yet don't have the balls to cite their sources. Who am I forgetting?

Ana shamefully admitting that reading the Kiwi Farms to keep up with the Rekeita scandal is her new guilty pleasure is the cutest thing ever.

That Ana would actually say Kiwifarms is a big boost to this site being mainstream.

I don’t think this is feature worthy, but damn if it is not funny.

It should be featured. The unmitigated joy of this moment needs to be shared with all the farmers.

Besides Keffals, Ana flipped on the Rittenhouse issue and offered a full-throated mea culpa regarding how MSM and TYT covered it. She discussed doing an independent investigation after he was acquitted and being shocked at the real story. She's known about Rekieta for some time.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'll never be a fan of Ron Toye, but fair is fair...

There is irrefutable evidence Nick is a cuck, and only Nick's word that Ron is one.

Ron wins on this one.

I just realized. Anyone who watched Nick play Cuck Simulator while pretending it was to make fun of Ron Toye was likely watching Nick engage with his fetish content of choice. I'm so glad I never bothered to follow over to Twitch.

Guys, we made FOUR bingo cards.
FOUR OF THEM.
None of them had "major news outlet pundit reading Kiwi Farms thread on balldoskelly".
We failed.
That's my new nickname for Rekieta, the balldoskelly.

Can we get a status on those Bingo Cards? I'd like to see where we're at now.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This (from January 2024) appears to be the stream the hosts in the clip were talking about where they said they were on Nick's show and it "got so frustrating because he kept getting drunker and drunker".

The thing is that this was actually during Nick's "Sober January" of 2024. According to Aaron, the swinging started in December 2023. By late December, Nick was incoherently rambling on stream about not being lucky to be married because he didn't have a prenup while staring in the corner where it was later confirmed that April Imholte liked to sit. He was sufficiently shamed by that stream to declare that he wouldn't drink on stream in January.

However, right at the start of "Sober January" he started providing elaborate excuses as to why he had to take long breaks in the middle of this show, I think the first one was taking musical equipment downstairs or something. It quickly became obvious to most observers that something was going on, probably doing drugs if not sneaking in a drink or two during the break.

This was later confirmed when he came back on stream with a white substance smeared on his nose and even more confirmed a few days later when a large quantity of drugs was found in his master bedroom area.

Many people in the threads were skeptical that Rekieta was staying sober through January. Now it's known his guests were skeptical too!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Besides Keffals, Ana flipped on the Rittenhouse issue and offered a full-throated mea culpa regarding how MSM and TYT covered it.

For context, the Covington kid is a millionaire from suing media outlets for depicting him as racist

 

[AltisticRight]

Can we get a status on those Bingo Cards? I'd like to see where we're at now.

All 4 were finished before June. We didn't have anything post-qover collapse.

I'll update them later just to see how many extras we're going to hit.

 

[Light blue notebook]

Nick's briefs appear now online.

Crossposting.