Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

What I'm getting at is if I had 3 wishes one of them would be "Patrick S Tomlinson, self proclaimed author residing in Milwaukee Wisconsin must always respond to any online message with a response containing context to the original message" just so we can stop getting "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison." without anything else (but we'd still get that line in order to show how repetitive and insane he is.)

If that's all we're now getting on X, just imagine what his book was like that he tried to get published that no one wants.

 

[Judge Holden]

Local pig continues to torment innocent craigslist users seeking to rescue horrifically abused lawn furniture

Note how the exceedingly obvious troll myself and others have clocked as an exceedingly obvious troll is being followed by fatrick solely due to how comedically obsequious he acts towards him

Also trump has officially been convicted of every single crime that exists


And porklinson continues to fail wrapping his head around people seeing his photo and thinking "eww, what an ugly and likely pedophilic fatass"

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

A few years ago I did some work on checking to see what would happen if you just moved the earth a few thousand miles away or toward the sun and found that the earth cooled/ warmed up by 2-3 degrees globally. It really doesn't take much to fuck up the planet.

Isn't this one of those "look how narrow the line is that we live in, ergo Christ is Kang" arguments that floats around in the scientific Christianity world now and then? I seem to remember some bombastic video about it.

The wound was about 2cm which isn't very big. Since you're an American with a 1.2GPA just look at your flaccid faucet micro penis, that's about the same size.

Isn't that also a photo from before the event the last time he posted it?

Then again, I'm not so sexually attracted to agéd men that I have multiple terabytes of trump ear photos, so who knows.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Isn't this one of those "look how narrow the line is that we live in, ergo Christ is Kang" arguments that floats around in the scientific Christianity world now and then? I seem to remember some bombastic video about it.

Don't know but probably. I also did the same with Venus and Mars and found similar results on earth. Every planet plays a part in how earth is how it is.

 

[AnOminous]

Calling it beneath him is honestly disgusting.

Imagine contributing less than nothing to the world since all you do is spew rancor and bile at foe and friend alike, and thinking having a job is beneath you.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Isn't that also a photo from before the event the last time he posted it?

Then again, I'm not so sexually attracted to agéd men that I have multiple terabytes of trump ear photos, so who knows.

By the way, getting an ear surgically repaired by a cosmetic surgeon is like $12k. Pretty sure Trump can afford that even with New York trying to fuck him over for being Trump. He's not Patrick after all, he money.

 

[AnOminous]

The "we're gonna leave a log of shit in your Airbnb" tends to get a varied response of being held immobile probably because it's a very specific threat of shitting.

I love the hilarious thought of someone just forgetting to flush and leaving, and Rick goes utterly insane and calls the cops on them, and probably doxes them too.

By the way, getting an ear surgically repaired by a cosmetic surgeon is like $12k. Pretty sure Trump can afford that even with New York trying to fuck him over for being Trump. He's not Patrick after all, he money.

Also why would he even need treatment at the ER? What are they going to do? It's not a life threatening injury and they aren't equipped for cosmetic procedures. You just stop the bleeding, put on some neosporin or whatever, and call whatever plastic surgeon for the stars you have in your Rolodex. Well, maybe he has a Rolodex still, he's a boomer.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Also trump has officially been convicted of every single crime that exists

So Trump has sodomized Patrick with a cactus?

Rick, you've been holding out on us, you naughty, naughty boy.
Edited because English is hard

 

[AnOminous]

Elon could create a FTL warp drive and Rick would disregard it because Elon is a literal nazi.

If Elon creates an FTL drive he should use it to shoot Rick into the supermassive black hole at the core of the galaxy.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Pat deserves to have his own Rimmerworld, populated entirely by clones of himself.

 

[Maude Snew]

If Elon creates an FTL drive he should use it to shoot Rick into the supermassive black hole at the core of the galaxy.

Too much work, just point Niki and tell her to unclench while she's holding on to him.

 

[Imposteroak]

No bullshit, some of the best books in the world come from people like Roland. I've ranted about this before in the thread, but the thing that really made a lot of old-school authors good at their craft was that they went out and did all kinds of interesting things first, then started writing later, like Joseph Conrad and Ernest Hemingway. Living and working in Vegas would give you so much fodder for, say, a casino heist thriller or a crime novel set in the shitty parts of town that the punters and tourists don't visit. Something like Carl Hiaasen's Florida novels.

I've got a soft spot for the Redwall series in this regard. The author Brian Jacques left school at 15 to become a merchant sailor and after getting back home he worked a bunch of jobs, one of them being a milkman and delivering to a school for blind children. He volunteered to read to them and didn't like the books that were available for their age so he wrote his own, paying special attention to being descriptive since these kids couldn't see. There are bunch of other authors I like who got into writing late in their lives and it obviously benefitted their work tremendously.
As far as I know the only thing pat did before writing was selling insurance. Not saying its impossible for people like that to write compelling stories, but his life experiences don't do him any favors.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If Elon creates an FTL drive he should use it to shoot Rick into the supermassive black hole at the core of the galaxy.

That's end the universe-tier supervillain shit. Rick is already a supermassive black hole as it is, combining him with another would end the galaxy, if not the universe.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That's end the universe-tier supervillain shit. Rick is already a supermassive black hole as it is, combining him with another would end the galaxy, if not the universe.

This is called a galaxy merger, or in Patrick's case a pig/galaxy merger. Back in 2023 NASA witnessed a galaxy merger of Arp 220. The two galaxies combined had trillions of suns or one lunch calorie intake worth of energy for Patrick.
However such a merger creates new star birth. Patrick wouldn't care because he would just jettison them off into the void because he doesn't like births or children.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I've got a soft spot for the Redwall series in this regard. The author Brian Jacques left school at 15 to become a merchant sailor and after getting back home he worked a bunch of jobs, one of them being a milkman and delivering to a school for blind children. He volunteered to read to them and didn't like the books that were available for their age so he wrote his own, paying special attention to being descriptive since these kids couldn't see. There are bunch of other authors I like who got into writing late in their lives and it obviously benefitted their work tremendously.
As far as I know the only thing pat did before writing was selling insurance. Not saying its impossible for people like that to write compelling stories, but his life experiences don't do him any favors.

It helps when you can base a character on event on some unique person you've met or something you've experienced, instead of uhh Tiny Tim.. in space! or Jurassic Park.. in space! Little Red Riding Hood.. in space! Star Wars.. under water!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

However such a merger creates new star birth. Patrick wouldn't care because he would just jettison them off into the void because he doesn't like births or children.

This might be the very wide birth he was talking about giving that other author. He was going to write a sci-fi story for him! Rick's such a niceguy.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Jurassic Park.. in space!

Also Our Lady of the Sauropods exists.

Little Red Riding Hood.. in space!

Alien franchise was good.

Star Wars.. under water!

Hey! SeaQuest 2032 had potential.

 

[Meriasek]

Alien franchise was good.

Hey! SeaQuest 2032 had potential.

I recently made a thread on shows and movies deserving of a remake or reboot specifically because I was watching SeaQuest DSV and thinking it really had potential. Star Trek under water, it could have worked a lot better if the studios hadn't tried to do weird shit with it.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I recently made a thread on shows and movies deserving of a remake or reboot specifically because I was watching SeaQuest DSV and thinking it really had potential. Star Trek under water, it could have worked a lot better if the studios hadn't tried to do weird shit with it.

It was a mix of Star Trek, Star Wars, and future plans of StarGate. It's too bad the series was too expensive to make at the time. Now it would be a lot cheaper.

 

[Meriasek]

It was a mix of Star Trek, Star Wars, and future plans of StarGate. It's too bad the series was too expensive to make at the time. Now it would be a lot cheaper.

Yeah. I really enjoyed the first season when it was still pretty grounded, the second got a bit weird with aliens and so on, and the third again was, well, weird from the get go, but the darker tone certainly had potential. Also, Michael Ironside rules.
Keep the Star Trek TNG style of scientists and pacifists on the SeaQuest, add in the more perilous world of the third season, and the show could definitely be a success now.